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[Cut to Chloe and Ross dancing, and their kiss.]
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is trying to close the door on Ross.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
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[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]
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[Cut to later, they are finishing up the pizza, theres one piece left.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross is gone, the rest of them can finally emerge from their cell. They all wave good bye, and start to walk quietly out, as Monica goes and puts a blanket on Rachel. Joey starts walking all hunched over and bobbing his shoulders as he goes.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
ROSS: I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
JOEY: Hey, cut him some slack. It was Chandler's idea.
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
[Cut to Monica and Phoebe searching the basement.]
[Cut to his bedroom, Ross is listening at the door as Paul opens the door, trapping Ross behind it. With Pauls back turned Ross coils up like a snake and slitters underneath the bed.]
[Cut to the hallway, Ben runs upstairs with Ross in pursuit.]
[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emilys apartment. We hear Emilys phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emilys answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say ]
[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]
DIRECTOR: Cut.
DIRECTOR: Cut.
DIRECTOR: Cut.
MONICA: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.
MR A: Oh, that's all right, although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.
(Cut to Chandler and a woman, Andrea, reaching for the same slice of meat)
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
(Cut to Joey watching TV in the corner. He makes an extravagant gesture of disappointment.)
[Cut to outside Central Perk.]
MONICA: Cut it out.
[Rachel seems touched. She pauses for a moment, then picks up the phone and starts to dial. Cut to Ross at his apartment.]
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
(cut to later in the day)
[cut to later, Rosss team has the ball.]
[cut to later]
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
[cut to later, in Rosss huddle.]
[cut to Ross and Monica.]
[cut to later, Monicas team has the ball.]
[cut to Ross who walks up to Rachel who is eating a baked pretzel.]
[cut to Monica and Rachels.]
[cut to the guys team.]
[cut to Chandler, Joey, and Margha.]
[Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.]
(Cut to Chandler)
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
[cut to the girls huddle.]
[cut to the girls huddle]
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
(Cut to Ross and Monica)
[Cut to the hall, Joeys sister runs up and grabs Chandlers butt.]
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
[Cut to kitchen.]
[Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.]
[Cut to The Philly.]
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
[cut to Joey, Rachel, and Tommy.]
[cut to later]
[cut to Joey as Estelle, Joeys agent, approaches]
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
[cut to onstage with Lauren standing in for Kate, the doorbell rings.]
[cut to Chandler and Joeys apartment, Tommy is using the phone]
[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gangs attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]
[cut to the end of the play]
[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
[cut to later]
[cut to the gang]
[cut back to the gang.]
[cut to Billy and Robin]
[cut to outside of Central Perk]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shaking her groove thing sits down in exhaustion.]
[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]
Monica: Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
[cut to later in the game]
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
[Cut to Joey hanging up the phone in Vegas. He's wearing a Roman gladiator's uniform and goes over to join a family to pose for a picture. You see, he's apparently taken a job at Caesar's Palace.]
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
[cut to Phoebe Sr.s house, from the last episode]
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
[cut back to Joey on the beach towel]
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
[Cut back to the present day.]
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]
Joanna: Uh-oh, tunnel. (The phone gets cut off)
Joey: He cut off his ear.
Joey: Wow! Thats pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear cause he sucked. What else you got in there?
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
Ross: Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?
[Cut to later, Joey is returning from talking to Mr. Treeger.]
Joey: (to the guy operating the chipper) Hey! Hey!! (makes the cut it motion with his hands)
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
[Cut to later that same day, Ross has retrieved his keyboard and is about to debut, "The Sound."]
[Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The cat then runs over to Phoebes guitar case and starts sniffing around.]
[cut to the living room where Mrs. Burkart is now performing.]
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have youre work cut out for you. Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that shes into some other guy. So
[Cut to the Jetway, the flight attendant enters, walks past Ross, and approaches an older man with his wife who is also wearing a blue jacket.]
[cut to later, Tim has left. Monica is still shivering. Theres a knock on the door.]
[Cut to later, the gang, minus Joey, is watching the Thanksgiving Day parade.]