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[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
(A nurse gives Monica a pair of scissors. Monica gives it to Chandler, and they cut it together.)
(Cut to Joey's apartment. Joey looks inside the cardboard box that used to be the home of Chick Jr. and Duck Jr., but they have disappeared.)
(Ross sadly hangs up the phone, while Phoebe looks at him. Cut to Rachel at the gate. She gives her boarding pass to the gate attendant, and she goes onboard. The gate attendant closes the door and locks it.)
(She lets go of the steering wheel to get her cell-phone from her purse. Ross screams and reaches over in order to hold onto the wheel. Cut to the plane. Rachel is sitting in her seat when her cell-phone rings.)
(Rachel walks up to the gate. Cut to Ross and Phoebe who come running up to the gate.)
Ross: Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and that one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all red! Red Ross!!
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
[Cut to later, the whole group is seated on the floor and Rachel is explaining the rules of Spin the Bottle.]
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, well we cut the trip short.
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
Rachel: All right, cut, lets pick again, pick again.
[Cut to the balcony with Monica and Tim.]
Chandler: Oh. Oh, God! (He starts running around like a chicken with his head cut off.)
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
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[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
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[Cut back to the present, Rachel has made her decision.]
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
[Cut back to the present, Ross is still looking at Rachel's invitation. Finally, he makes up his mind and mails it.]
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[Cut to the guys apartment.]
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
[Cut to inside.]
[cut to another clip, this one is from The One With The Prom Video]
[Cut to the tape Joey made in front of some famous place in London with a rather famous English-type person.]
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)
(Cut to Monica and Chandler, Monica is running up to him.)
(Cut to Rachel and Ross.)
[Cut to the bathroom, Joey is taking a shower and Phoebe knocks on the door.]
[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]
(Cut to Chandler and Monica at the buffet table.)
[Cut to the delivery room.]
[Cut to Joey's room, his doctor and Ross are there.]
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is at it for the last time.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a twice triumphant Frank returns.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler is trying to listen through the door.]
[Cut to the living room.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
Tommy: Ooh, I dont know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass.
[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is standing in front of his door.]
[Cut to the inside of the apartment.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
Monica: I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident.
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
[Cut to the guy's apartment.]
Chandler: (To Ross) Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done.
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
Phoebe: I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monicas sick.]
[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]
ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?
[Cut to the hallway, Phoebe is outside getting some last minute instructions from Rachel.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.]
[Cut to the bathroom, Chandler is entering.]
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[Cut to the hallway where Phoebe is conferring with Rachel.]
[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
Guest #2: (sees the cake) Oh my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! (Ross tries dumping it into a nearby plant.) Who would do a think like that?
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
The Saleswoman: You wanna return this couch? (Ross nods yes.) It's cut in half!
Joey: (smiling) Oh, they cut me out of the show.
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
[Cut to Rosss apartment, he his playing the Bagpipes, badly. Hes worse than that whole keyboard thing a few years ago.]
[The camera cuts to show the couch, which has been cut in half.]
[Cut to another part of the room, Ross is going to talk to Joey.]
[Cut to Chandler and Monica on the couch.]
Joey: Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!
Alice: Oh no-no, never say that. If we cant get it out then we can cut around the stain, add a little lace, you make a stylish throw.
[Cut to Gary and Monica at the counter.]
Phoebe: Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.
[Cut to her apartment where Rachel is sitting at the table.]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]