words in movies
Director: CUT!
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
[Cut back to the present day.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, theyre all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, dont like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: Hey, thats not so bad.]
[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]
Joanna: Uh-oh, tunnel. (The phone gets cut off)
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
Joey: He cut off his ear.
Joey: Wow! Thats pretty nice. I thought he cut off his ear cause he sucked. What else you got in there?
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
Ross: Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?
[Cut to later, Joey is returning from talking to Mr. Treeger.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
Joey: (to the guy operating the chipper) Hey! Hey!! (makes the cut it motion with his hands)
[cut to the living room where Mrs. Burkart is now performing.]
[Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The cat then runs over to Phoebes guitar case and starts sniffing around.]
[Cut to later that same day, Ross has retrieved his keyboard and is about to debut, "The Sound."]
Kathy: Well, I could cut it.
[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandlers hair.]
[Cut to the Jetway, the flight attendant enters, walks past Ross, and approaches an older man with his wife who is also wearing a blue jacket.]
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have youre work cut out for you. Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that shes into some other guy. So
[Cut to later, the gang, minus Joey, is watching the Thanksgiving Day parade.]
[Cut to Chandler and Joey's, Ross is seen throwing the ball into the bathroom, presumably where Joey is currently using the facilities.]
[cut to later, Tim has left. Monica is still shivering. Theres a knock on the door.]
(His dad nods. Cut to later. Joey is chopping mushrooms)
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
[Cut to Chloe and Ross dancing, and their kiss.]
[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]
[Cut to still later, Rachel has now resigned herself to move and is now helping Monica. Phoebe is still on the chair.]
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling... water working... and action....and cut. What was that?
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
[cut back to Ross who finally finishes his so-called song with the same crash from before. He gets some applause, mainly cause hes done.]
[cut back to Chandler and Joeys.]
[cut to the living room of the same dwelling, where the funeral guests are mingling. Monica enters.]
[cut to Ross in Vermont, talking on the phone.]
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
[Cut to later, Phoebe is finishing off her steak.]
[Cut to Joey and Phoebe in the kitchen. Phoebe is watching Joey make a sandwich.]
[Cut to Chandlers bedroom.]
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
Ross: Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and that one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all red! Red Ross!!
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
[Cut to later, the whole group is seated on the floor and Rachel is explaining the rules of Spin the Bottle.]
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
[Cut to the balcony with Monica and Tim.]
Chandler: Oh. Oh, God! (He starts running around like a chicken with his head cut off.)
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, well we cut the trip short.
Rachel: All right, cut, lets pick again, pick again.
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[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
[Cut to Living Room]
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[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
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[Cut back to the present.]
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[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
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[Cut back to the present, Rachel has made her decision.]
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
[cut back to the present.]
[Cut back to the present, Ross is still looking at Rachel's invitation. Finally, he makes up his mind and mails it.]
[cut to another clip, this one is from The One With The Prom Video]
[Cut to the guys apartment.]
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
[Cut to inside.]
(Cut to Monica and Chandler, Monica is running up to him.)
(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)
[Cut to the tape Joey made in front of some famous place in London with a rather famous English-type person.]
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
(Cut to Rachel and Ross.)
[Cut to the bathroom, Joey is taking a shower and Phoebe knocks on the door.]
[Cut to the delivery room.]
[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]
(Cut to Chandler and Monica at the buffet table.)