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[Cut to Las Vegas, Joey is on the phone and wearing his gladiator costume.]
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Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
[Cut to Ross's apartment, he's sitting by his window looking at an art book. As he's turning the page, he glances up and notices something.]
[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be on the other side of that window!]
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
[Cut to the casino, Monica is walking through it past the craps table when she notices a chip on the floor. She picks it up and heads to the table.]
[Cut to Chandler's room, Joey is relaying to Chandler his amazing discovery.]
[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]
[cut to Ross in Vermont, talking on the phone.]
[cut back to Chandler and Joeys.]
[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam]
[cut to the living room of the same dwelling, where the funeral guests are mingling. Monica enters.]
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
[Cut to Joey and Phoebe in the kitchen. Phoebe is watching Joey make a sandwich.]
[Cut to later, Phoebe is finishing off her steak.]
[Cut to Ross and Emily standing by the foosball table.]
[Cut to Gunther and Emily.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
[Cut to Chandlers bedroom.]
Ross: Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and that one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all red! Red Ross!!
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
[Cut to later, the whole group is seated on the floor and Rachel is explaining the rules of Spin the Bottle.]
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, well we cut the trip short.
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
Rachel: All right, cut, lets pick again, pick again.
[Cut to the balcony with Monica and Tim.]
Chandler: Oh. Oh, God! (He starts running around like a chicken with his head cut off.)
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
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[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
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[Cut back to the present, Rachel has made her decision.]
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
[Cut back to the present, Ross is still looking at Rachel's invitation. Finally, he makes up his mind and mails it.]
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[Cut to the guys apartment.]
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
[Cut to inside.]
[cut to another clip, this one is from The One With The Prom Video]
[Cut to the tape Joey made in front of some famous place in London with a rather famous English-type person.]
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)
(Cut to Monica and Chandler, Monica is running up to him.)
(Cut to Rachel and Ross.)
(Cut to Chandler and Monica at the buffet table.)
[Cut to the bathroom, Joey is taking a shower and Phoebe knocks on the door.]
[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]
[Cut to the delivery room.]
[Cut to Joey's room, his doctor and Ross are there.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is at it for the last time.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a twice triumphant Frank returns.]
[Cut to the living room.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler is trying to listen through the door.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
Tommy: Ooh, I dont know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass.
[Cut to the inside of the apartment.]
[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is standing in front of his door.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
[Cut to the guy's apartment.]
Monica: I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident.
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]
Phoebe: I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off.
Chandler: (To Ross) Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monicas sick.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.]
[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]
ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?
[Cut to the hallway, Phoebe is outside getting some last minute instructions from Rachel.]
[Cut to the bathroom, Chandler is entering.]
[Cut to the hallway where Phoebe is conferring with Rachel.]
[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
Guest #2: (sees the cake) Oh my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! (Ross tries dumping it into a nearby plant.) Who would do a think like that?
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
The Saleswoman: You wanna return this couch? (Ross nods yes.) It's cut in half!
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
Joey: Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
[The camera cuts to show the couch, which has been cut in half.]