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[Cut to Las Vegas, Joey is on the phone and wearing his gladiator costume.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Phoebe]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Phoebe]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Joey]
[Cut to Chandler]
[Cut to Joey]
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
[Cut to Ross's apartment, he's sitting by his window looking at an art book. As he's turning the page, he glances up and notices something.]
[Cut back to Monica and Rachel's apartment, Rachel is singing along with a song and dancing while facing the big picture window. Y'know, I think I'd pay real good money to be on the other side of that window!]
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
[Cut to the casino, Monica is walking through it past the craps table when she notices a chip on the floor. She picks it up and heads to the table.]
[Cut to Chandler's room, Joey is relaying to Chandler his amazing discovery.]
[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting up by the window because two guys have their couch.]
[Cut to Joeys, hes on the phone.]
[Cut to the living room, Chandler is entering as Monica finishes wrapping her present for him on the kitchen table.]
[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]
[Cut to a shot of a park.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut back to Joey and Rachels apartment.]
[Cut back to the present.]
Joey: You cant make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut
Male Jeweler: (to the female jeweler) Wheres the 1920s princess cut ring.
[Cut to Joey and Rachel approaching table one.]
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to Monica out on the balcony.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut to the living room, Joey is eating a sandwich.)
[Cut to Rachels bedroom.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachels, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)
[Cut to Rosss apartment, hes watching TV and eating some popcorn as the phone rings.]
[Cut to Phoebe in another part of the store.]
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
[Cut to the flashback, Chandlers no longer doing the voice-over.]
The Director: And cut!
[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
[Cut to Chandler and Monicas as they enter.]
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some slack. Im sort of in love.
[Cut outside, Joey is catching up with Phoebe.]
Phoebe: Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking
The Director: Cut! That was great everybody! Thank you!
Monica: Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
The Director: Cut!
Ross: Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachels table.]
[Cut to the presenter.]
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
[Cut to the girls.]
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut back to the girls.]
[Cut to Ross leaping into Chandlers Hotel room in London in The One With Rosss Wedding.]
[Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joeys apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
[Cut to later in that episode in Central Perk, a meeting with Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey where they discuss Chandler and Monica.]
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Ross is showing his boss his new place and notices something in the window.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler.]
The Director: Cut! Wonderful!
[Cut to an office building.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is speaking Italian to Joeys grandmother. Im spelling phonetically.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center Joey is exiting from his room.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think its The One With The Joke.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
[Cut to Central Perk, same as before Joey is entering.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Ross is eating breakfast with Joey and Monica. Joey is walking towards Ross.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching a soap opera with Marcel.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Carol and Susans apartment, from next weeks episode Rachel is talking to Ben.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
PHOEBE: Oh, no no, that side doesn't have one, the paramedics had to cut through it. [Chandler jumps out of the car]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
Ross: It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sex with her.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to the scene described above.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe at the mike.]
[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is putting tape on the bottom of his shoes.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross is taking Ben to visit Rachel whos working there.]