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[Cut to the city street. Monica and Chandler are jogging. Chandler is lagging behind so he hops in a cab and takes off, leaving Monica behind]
[Cut to a hallway in the building, Monica and Phoebe are knocking on a door. Mr. Heckles emerges.]
[Cut to inside Monica and Chandlers, Monica, Chandler and Joey are eating breakfast.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
Monica: All right, all right! Lets just cut to the chase, okay? (To Phoebe) Youre single. (To Tim) Youre single. (To Phoebe) He gets off work at eleven. (To Tim) Shell be waiting for your call. (To Phoebe) Ill give him your number if I can get one calamari and one Caesar salad!! (Everyone in the kitchen stops.) I did not yell. I am not putting a dollar in the jar.
Joey: Okay, here's my big scene. My big scene's here! (They have two of the cops on the street, then they cut to where they're entering an apartment.) Oh my God.
[Cut to the inside of Monica and Rachel's apartment, Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table.]
(Cut back to Joey and Angela at the counter.)
[Cut to Chandler's room, Joey is relaying to Chandler his amazing discovery.]
[Cut back to Monica and Chandlers room, they are making out again as theres another knock on the door.]
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) All right! Let's get this over with! Ugh! (She walks by the table and notices that no one is looking and accidentally on purpose knocks over the open cereal box.) Ohhh! No! Look what I did! (She starts walking through the mess. {Also, notice the continuity error in this scene. Note the position of the box and dispersal pattern of the cereal before and after the camera cut.}) Oh, I mean, look at this mess! I mean, we're probably gonna have to clean this up! Y'know? We're gonna have to reschedule!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich and is talking to Rachel. I think its The One With Fake Monica.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and Ross and Joey are trying to enjoy it.]
[Cut to outside the window, with Ross reacting with disbelief. The shot pans back until we see Marcel sitting on the window ledge.]
[Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.]
All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut..
Ross: C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,...
[cut to Ross from his appartment, holding baby toys and is shocked to see them kissing]
All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (She cuts one of them and they cheer.)
Monica: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
All: Oh, hey, don't do that! Cut it out!
(Cut to Ross and Rachel, talking next to one of the tables.)
(Cut to Joey's apartment. Joey looks inside the cardboard box that used to be the home of Chick Jr. and Duck Jr., but they have disappeared.)
(Cut to Monica holding up her shirt, revealing her bra. An actor stands beside her, holding a pen in his hand.)
(Everyone stands up. Cut to Ross and Monica in Nana's room.)
(They shake hands. Cut to Ross emerging from a hallway, grinning inanely. He is obviously very stoned)
[Cut to the hospital, later. Everyone is talking about Nana.]
[Cut to Ross and Monica, who are finally on a platform!]
(Cut to later. Everyone is totally depressed by now.)
[Cut to Mrs. Bing on the telephone.]
(Cut to later. Rachel is in tears)
[Cut to the hallway, Joey is listening to Chandler and his mom's conversation through the door as Ross walks up.]
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
(Cut to Chandler, Ross and Roger sitting at the table. Ross is upset)
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
Janice: By the way, Chandler. I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.
[Cut to Living Room, Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross is gone, the rest of them can finally emerge from their cell. They all wave good bye, and start to walk quietly out, as Monica goes and puts a blanket on Rachel. Joey starts walking all hunched over and bobbing his shoulders as he goes.]
Danny: I had to cut my hair to get rid of the uh, fogger smell.
[Cut to the casino, a very drunk and doodled on Rachel is walking arm in arm with an equally drunk and doodled on Ross are walking through the casino and greeting people on their way through. Ross has some whiskers and his nose colored in, along with his name on his forehead.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's.]
[Cut to another part of the building. We see Marcel jump in through a window and run down some stairs, then Chandler and Joey come down from the upper floor without noticing.]
[Cut to the jetway, the old man who the flight attendant delivered Rachel's message to gets off the plane, his wife still upset with him.]
[Cut too later, the moving process is progressing steadily. Monica is trying to lift a heavy box, as Rachel comes in from Chandlers bedroom.]
[Cut to the balcony, Ross has just climbed through the window.]
Monica: Guys, you got your hair cut.
[Cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.]
[Cut back inside, Joey is on the phone.]
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]
[Cut to inside. Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
[Cut to Living Room]
ROSS: I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
RACHEL: Hey, c'mon, cut it out.
JOEY: Hey, cut him some slack. It was Chandler's idea.
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
[Cut to London, we sit Ross sitting outside Emilys apartment. We hear Emilys phone ring with amazing clarity. Apparently, sound travels quite easily through the walls of British buildings. Anyhoo, Ross looks around for the ringing phone and in the meantime Emilys answering machine picks up and once again with amazing clarity we hear Emily say ]
[Cut to the hallway, Ben runs upstairs with Ross in pursuit.]
[Cut to Monica and Phoebe searching the basement.]
[Cut to his bedroom, Ross is listening at the door as Paul opens the door, trapping Ross behind it. With Pauls back turned Ross coils up like a snake and slitters underneath the bed.]
MONICA: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]
DIRECTOR: Cut.
DIRECTOR: Cut.
DIRECTOR: Cut.
[Rachel seems touched. She pauses for a moment, then picks up the phone and starts to dial. Cut to Ross at his apartment.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
MR A: Oh, that's all right, although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.
[Cut to outside Central Perk.]
(Cut to Chandler and a woman, Andrea, reaching for the same slice of meat)
MONICA: Cut it out.
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
(Cut to Joey watching TV in the corner. He makes an extravagant gesture of disappointment.)
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[cut to later, in Rosss huddle.]
[Cut to Living Room]
[Cut to later, they are finishing up the pizza, theres one piece left.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Living Room]
(cut to later in the day)
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
[cut to later]
[cut to Ross and Monica.]
[cut to later, Monicas team has the ball.]
[cut to later, Rosss team has the ball.]
[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel.]
[cut to the girls huddle]
[cut to Monica and Rachels.]