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[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think its The One With The Joke.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is speaking Italian to Joeys grandmother. Im spelling phonetically.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey is giving Chandler the bracelet from season 2.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
[Cut the hallway, Rachel is exited from Monicas when the door closes on her skirt.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center Joey is exiting from his room.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich and is talking to Rachel. I think its The One With Fake Monica.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, to the theme from The Dick Van Dyke show Joey runs into Central Perk carrying a stack of Soap Opera Digests and falls on the step. He does bounce right back up making it all that much funnier.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, same as before Joey is entering.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching a soap opera with Marcel.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Ross is eating breakfast with Joey and Monica. Joey is walking towards Ross.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica is throwing a party. Joey is talking to Ross about the bad audition he just had while pouring booze onto a snow cone.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the brides maid test.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monicas sick.]
[Cut to Carol and Susans apartment, from next weeks episode Rachel is talking to Ben.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross is taking Ben to visit Rachel whos working there.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the scene described above.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Ross is living with Chandler and Joey. Joey and Ross have built a fort out of boxes, Chandler enters and they stand up slowly.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Ross leaving Joey and Chandlers hotel room in London. As they exit Joey and Chandler enter from the bathroom with both of their pants down around their ankles.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shaking her groove thing sits down in exhaustion.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and Ross and Joey are trying to enjoy it.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sex with her.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, its the one with the fake chocolate. Monica has baked some cookies and Phoebe is trying them.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joeys debut on Days.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to the scene described above.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is cleaning the apartment for Monica and is frustrated with things not lining up.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe at the mike.]
[Cut to Monicas work kitchen, shes on fire again and Joey is putting her out.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the bad desert Ross is quickly eating the mound on his plate.]
The Director: And cut!
[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
[Cut to the balcony, Tag is looking down while Rachel enters.]
[Cut to outside, theyre going to talk to Phoebe about walking the bike.]
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
Monica: Limited seating my ass. Lets see who made the cut. (To the couple sitting to her right.) Hi!
[Cut to Chandler and Monicas as they enter.]
[Cut outside, Joey is catching up with Phoebe.]
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Morse: Well maybe you can cut me some slack. Im sort of in love.
The Director: Cut!
The Director: Cut! That was great everybody! Thank you!
Phoebe: Oh this, well Im glad you asked. (She opens the case and removes a knife and an soda can.) Now, dont you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? (She efficiently cuts it in half.) Ahh! Now, I know what youre thinking
[Cut back to Central Perk.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachels table.]
[Cut to the presenter.]
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to Ross leaping into Chandlers Hotel room in London in The One With Rosss Wedding.]
[Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joeys apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
Ross: Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
Morse: (walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair cut?
[Cut to the girls.]
[Cut back to the girls.]
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
[Cut to later in that episode in Central Perk, a meeting with Phoebe, Rachel, and Joey where they discuss Chandler and Monica.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Ross is showing his boss his new place and notices something in the window.]
[Cut to the bathroom.]
[Cut to an office building.]
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
[Cut to Monica.]
The Director: Cut! Wonderful!
[Cut to Monica walking up to Chandler.]
PHOEBE: Oh, no no, that side doesn't have one, the paramedics had to cut through it. [Chandler jumps out of the car]
Ross: It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!
[Cut to the hallway, Chandler is putting tape on the bottom of his shoes.]
[Cut to Joey going over to talk to Dennis Phillips.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel at their table.]
[cut to later, Joey, Rachel, Ross, and Tim are watching the football game, and they all cheer loudly.]
[Cut to Chandler in the hallway practicing dancing and is doing it very well.]
Director: Cut! Very nice people!
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
[Cut to Phoebe and Eric.]
[Cut to Joey and Monica.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Chandler is in his bathroom with Monica, and hes panicking on how far Phoebe is pushing him.]
Ross: Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source.
Chandler: Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said
[Cut back to the present, they are still in each others embrace.]
Joey: Ah, just cut me a little sliver. (Monica prepares to cut a little sliver.) A little bigger. (Monica prepares to cut a bigger piece.) Little bigger. (Monica moves the knife again.) What?! Are you afraid youre gonna run out?! Cut me a real piece!
(Cut to Monica and Chandler)
(Cut to Rachel and Ross)
(Cut to Phoebe and Parker)
(Cut to Phoebe and Joey)
(Cut to Monica, at the microphone)
[Cut forward.]
[Cut to the gang.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to the gang.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to the gang.]
[Cut back into Rachels room.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green.]
[Cut to the interview.]
[Cut to Rachels bedroom, Phoebe and her are entering. And its obvious that shes not packed.]
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Monica and Chandler are confronting Joey in his apartment about Phoebes knowledge.]
Monica: Well, nows a good time. Im on my way to have my ears cut off.
Janine: Well, I dont know tonight when they yelled cut and we didnt get to kiss, I was really, really, disappointed, and I just, really wanted to kiss you
[Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.]
<Monica holds a turkey leg up in the air over the plate trying to cut meat off with a knife>
[Cut to Phoebes room, Phoebe has put her helmet on one of her teddy bears and is playing around with it. Ross knocks and pokes his head in the door.]
[Cut to Elizabeth Hornswoggle's bathroom, Ross frantically pulls his shirt out and drops his pants. He exhales in sheer ecstasy as the coolness of the bathroom envelops his legs. He sits on the cast iron bathtub, again gasping in pleasure. He next grabs a magazine and starts to blow air on his exposed legs, but that doesn't work the way he wants it to. So he throws the magazine down, looks around for another idea, and finds one. He jumps up and hops to the sink. He turns on the water and starts to splash some on his legs, cooling them further.]
CUT TO: Monica and Chandler's apartment.
[Cut to the city street. Monica and Chandler are jogging. Chandler is lagging behind so he hops in a cab and takes off, leaving Monica behind]
[Cut back to Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's]
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.)
Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica arent amused.)
[Cut to outside. Phoebe and Joey are walking down the street to Central Perk.]
[Cut to outside Central Perk.]
[Cut to inside Central Perk.]
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
Director: CUT!
[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]
(cut to Ross and Charlie)