words in movies
Phoebe Sr.: So I guess youd like to know how it all happened.
Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, its-its 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, Id better get cracking on this baby.
Monica: (stopping him) No! Joey, we swore wed never tell!
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldnt. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Woman: Thatd be great, thanks. (Gunther goes and gets them.)
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
Chloe: Relax. Its just Issacs D.J.-ing at the Philly. You should come.
Rachel: Yes, it bothers me Ross, but y'know if he was a regular at the coffee house, Id be serving him sneezers.
Ross: Look, if youd had two failed marriages, youd understand!
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Monica: Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
Mr. Geller: Way to go son! I knew youd find him!
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Monica: Hey! Howd it go?
Chandler: Id better go pack.
Joey: Yeah and wed go check it out, but you took away our keys.
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Ross: Do you have a minute? Id like to talk to you about something Im, Im really uncomfortable talking about.
Joey: Hey, Im with you. He even asked me if I thought youd go out with him.
Joey: Well, I was thinking that itd probably be okay because Ross hasnt gone out with Rachel in five years!
Monica: What?! I thought hed love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!
Joey: Yeah? I just figured yknow, after living with you itd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yknow? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whos different than me. And whats more different than me; a guy whos not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
Ursula: Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess thatd be okay.
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Boy in the Cape: Id rather have the money.
Joey: But between you and Phoebe, Id have to give the edge to Phoebe.
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Phoebe: No! Wait! I was just saying that so youd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Ursula: Yknow, wed really better get going.
Eric: Id better go, deal
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Joey: I was kinda hoping youd stay.
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Brenda: Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible! Whered you get it?
Will: Oh, youd like that wouldnt ya?
Joey: Well Id be scared of them, but all right.
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
Trudie Styler: Im not giving concert tickets to someone whod use their son like this!
Phoebe: (entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! Howd the conversation go?
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Rachel: Alright. So whered you grow up?
Joey: "Whered you grow up," its so simple!
Ross: Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I dont know any of it and Im the father. I wish Id be more involved yknow.
Chandler: So you understand, Id feel a lot more comfortable if you didnt tell people what happened. Yknow, Im a little Im a little embarrassed about it.
Monica: Is it something youd be interested in?
Monica: (Pause) I dont think Id care.
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Ross: Id bet Id still be doing my kara-tay. (Thats karate, hes just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from yknow, not doing anything else physical.
Chandler: Well, Phoebe I thought Id(Off Phoebes look)Yeah, what the hell. (Exits with Phoebe.)
Monica: Oh thats right, thats what Id sound like if I exploded.
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Monica: Well its I mean Id justId be self-conscious. Youre my friend; Id be naked.
Ross: Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then hed be the stepfather of my child.
Joey: Oh, I I d
Monica: Id like to have Don and Phoebe over. Wouldnt that be nice?
Monica: Id move in tomorrow!
Monica: Oh, Id like a latte. Oh yknow what? If youre gonna talk about me, Im gonna go with you.
Phoebe: I-I-Id love to. Let me just tell my friend.
Monica: Yeah, Id really like to.
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
The Interviewer: Understood. So, whatd you say back then?
Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.
Jim: Oh also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D.
Ross: Whyd you say no?
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you!
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Chandler: Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)
Rachel: I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (Everyone gasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?!
Ross: Id like to spin the wheel!
Rachel: Yknow, I never thought Id say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel whos in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.
Phoebe: Yeah I mean if you want to say anything to her, Id tell her off.
Chandler: Youd think that would embarrass me, but you see Im maxed out.
Chandler: Id like a Google Card.
Monica: She pulled it out of me! Shes like a conversational wizard! Howd it go?
Ross: Uh sweetie, maybe youd be more comfortable here? (Gets up from the green armchair.)
Chandler: I figured Id buy those. Pat, Id like to buy a vow. (Laughs)
Man: Oh yeah? Howd yours happen?
Sid: (To Janice) Whatd he say?
Rachel: Oh, shes so tiny. (Starts crying) Whered she go?
Ross: Well, I thought so too, but then she said shed marry you.
Ross: Rachel said shed marry you?!
Ross: You said youd marry Joey?
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Ross: No, but come on, were off to a great start arent we? I knew Id get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!
Maitre D�: I sincerely hope the rest of your party is returning.
Chandler: Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy she's ever met.
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Joey: See this is what I was afraid of, I didnt think I should be here either but somebody (Looks at Chandler) said hed be over it by now.
Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still hang out?
Maitre D�: Good evening, Miss. (Phoebe turns her head away) Miss? (from the opposite side) Miss? (she turns again) Miss!
Monica: D�you want to?
Rachel: Ah yes, but hes very protective of me so youd better watch yourself.
Cliff: Id have to say the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that youre making me eat him.
Earl: (To All) Did you hear that?! I dont need you guys to care about me! Because the universe cares! The whole universe! (Laughs as everyone ignores him.) (To Phoebe) I really wished theyd care just a little bit though.
Chandler: Well, I'm off to Tulsa, so if your Maitre D. friend has any funny Oklahoma jokes, tell him to e-mail me at www.hahanotsomuch.com.
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)