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Sarah: Yeah. My Dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments, as I do daydreaming about outer space, hed be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal.
Sarah: A ten speed bike. But, Id rather have something my Dad couldnt sell.
Sarah: Could you pull open the curtains for me? The astronauts from the space shuttle are gonna be on the news, and since we dont have a TV, the lady across the alley said shed push hers up to a window, so I could watch it.
Chandler: Yeah, thatd be much worse than being 28, and still working here.
Chandler: (to Rachel, whos entering) Hey! Howd the interview go?
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Ross: Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so shed have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy.
Part I Written by: Michael Borkow Part II Teleplay by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Story by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Part I Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Part II Transcribed by: Aaron D. Miller
Minister: I think wed better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross
Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think itd be really good.
Monica: Its not like I want to get married tomorrow! Its just that I-Id like to believe that Im in a relationship thats actually going somewhere, that Im not just wasting my time!
Emily: I dont think Id be comfortable with any of my old lovers there.
Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought wed go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Phoebe: Yeesh, whatd you do about it?
Ross: (noticing the outfit he is wearing) Whatd you do, take him whaling?
Frank: Oh, I knew youd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
Voice: N.Y.P.D!!
Phoebe: Hold it! (Grabs the badge) N.Y.P.D! Freeze punk!
Rachel: That sounds great! Id love to live at Warrens!! I love Warren! Thank you!
Chandler: (on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Ross: Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought Id have to talk you into this more.
Monica: So, howd the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, Ive been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. Its hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) Its a word!
Joey: Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like youd believe that. This sucks!
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Chandler: Oh yeah? Well, howd she take it?
Janine: I was just coming over here to apologize for my behavior! Id really like it if we could be friends.
All: Oh thatd be great. Sure!
Monica: Howd the lecture go?
Phoebe: Umm, she said shed be back December 26th.
Phoebe: Well then youd better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go! (Bangs on the roof again and off they go.)
Rachel: Oh yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought wed lost you forever. Pheebs, you lie down?
Rachel: Yes, and I know that youd say no if he asked you, but Im sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)
Chandler: Well, instead of just hanging out, we figure wed do nothing.
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Monica: (to Janine) Youd better hope I dont see you in the hallway!! (They exit.)
Janine: Well, Im sorry. I just thought Id try to make the place a little nicer.
Ross: Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having.
Monica: Ross, I cant believe youd do that!
Ross: Hey, whatd you guys do to get up on there?
Rachel: Ha! See, I knew, I knew youd get it on the first guess. Isnt it cool! Its an apothecary table.
Rachel: Oh yeah, Id actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Joey: So, youd hire me, right?
Woman: Id love an ice water.
Rachel: Yes-yes, just a few seconds and shed still be with usnothing about an assistant buyer?
Monica: (chasing her) Youd better run!
Ross: When you put a D at the end of Fine youre not fine.
Chandler: Id be sad sure, but I wouldnt cry.
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Rachel: Whatd you get?
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
Buffay, the Vampire Layer: Ah, I thought Id find you here, Nasforatool.
Ross: I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life would be if-if Id never gotten divorced.
Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? Id probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my jobs fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I dont have to wear a tie.
Joey: All right well, Id better take that back.
Ross: Well, Id love to! Here, you wait right here and Ill go get the projector and my notes!
Ross: Yeah? Oh-oh, shed be so excited!
Rachel: (Reading) Dear losers, do you really think Id hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew theyd break you.
Chandler: Id love it if you would do it.
Chandler: Hey, buddy boy, howd the audition go?
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, its-its 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, Id better get cracking on this baby.
Joey: (to the receptionist) Hi uh, Im Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect Id like to donate some fluids.
Kristen: Oh Id like that.
Phoebe: I thought Id try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? Ill be back soon.
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Chandler: Hey! Howd the audition go?
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. (Giggles) Yeah I know; wed be great together!
Phoebe: Okay umm, Id also like to try on the tiara. (The male jeweler hands it to her.) Oh yeah. Okay. (Puts it on.) (To the jeweler) What do you think, too much?
Phoebe: Do you think thats something that hed be mad at you for?
Chandler: Well, I suppose Id have to say you!! But, what if were watching a movie in here?
The Woman: Wow you look so beautiful! If I knew you, Id cry.
Ross: Phoebe, whyd you do it?
Joey: Id say, come again. No-no, wait I-I-I know this one, I know this one, uh
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Mr. Bowmont: I dont think shed like that.
Ross: Oh, thanks. Yeah, I really thought wed be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasnt meant to be.
Chandler: But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, yknow? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, shed be surprised!
Chandler: Well, whatd you do?
Mrs. Geller: Well it was Chandler! We didnt think hed ever propose!
Mr. Geller: (ignoring her) Well, Id gotten Judy pregnant. I still dont know that happened.
Chandler: If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.
Ross: Cause otherwise theyd have to call it the room room.
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
Phoebe: Yeah, I Well yknow I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so Id just be lost.
Tag: Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
Chandler: Whend you meet her?
Ross: (in his head) Shes your cousin. Shes your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head shed think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Lets back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logans Run, the sexiest movie ever. (She grabs the blanket from behind him and looks at him.) Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. Im going in.
Rachel: Hi! (He hands her, her mail) Thanks, hey so uh whatd you do last night?
Chandler: Hi! Howd it go?
Rachel: OH MY GOD!!! (She holds her hands up in triumph and the gang all look at her.) Sorry, I was just imagining what itd be like to catch the money bouquet.
Rachel: Id love to!
Chandler: Whatd you rent?
Chandler: Id carry you around in my pocket.
Joey: Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, Id better go.
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Phoebe: And yknow, even if they break up again, youd better not let him in your sad mens club!