words in movies
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Phoebe: If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop.
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)
Chandler: Hey! Howd it go?
Phoebe: Oh, okay! (reading) "Would I go back to Allesandros? Sure, but Id have to order two meals, one for me and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head." (to Monica) Wow! You really laid into this place.
Ross: I know if you were getting married Id feel, kinda .. yknow.
Phoebe: Oh, howd that happen?
Rachel: Its okay. Sometimes, things dont work out the way youd thought they would.
Rachel: Id need an expense account.
Ross: Joey, I figured youd understand. I mean, I-Ive known him a lot longer.
Monica: As a joke, this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip. His number is on the check, he just did so Id call him.
Joey: Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that hed better come up here and apologize. Ill see you later. (Starts to leave)
Monica: Well...Id better get going.
Ross: Take thee, (Glares at the Minister) Emily. (Chuckles) Like thered be anybody else. (Emily is glaring at him.)
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Chandler: Pheebs, if she could come back as a couch, wed really appreciate it. (Joey nods in agreement)
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Ross: Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so shed have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy.
Part I Written by: Michael Borkow Part II Teleplay by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Story by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Part I Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Part II Transcribed by: Aaron D. Miller
Minister: I think wed better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross
Monica: Its not like I want to get married tomorrow! Its just that I-Id like to believe that Im in a relationship thats actually going somewhere, that Im not just wasting my time!
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think itd be really good.
Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.
Emily: I dont think Id be comfortable with any of my old lovers there.
Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought wed go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Voice: N.Y.P.D!!
Phoebe: Yeesh, whatd you do about it?
Phoebe: Hold it! (Grabs the badge) N.Y.P.D! Freeze punk!
Ross: (noticing the outfit he is wearing) Whatd you do, take him whaling?
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
Frank: Oh, I knew youd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?
Chandler: (on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)
Rachel: That sounds great! Id love to live at Warrens!! I love Warren! Thank you!
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Monica: So, howd the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, Ive been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. Its hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) Its a word!
Ross: Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought Id have to talk you into this more.
Chandler: Oh yeah? Well, howd she take it?
Rachel: Oh yeah, Id actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.
Janine: I was just coming over here to apologize for my behavior! Id really like it if we could be friends.
All: Oh thatd be great. Sure!
Phoebe: Well then youd better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go! (Bangs on the roof again and off they go.)
Rachel: Oh yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought wed lost you forever. Pheebs, you lie down?
Monica: Howd the lecture go?
Rachel: Yes, and I know that youd say no if he asked you, but Im sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)
Phoebe: Umm, she said shed be back December 26th.
Joey: Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like youd believe that. This sucks!
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Chandler: Well, instead of just hanging out, we figure wed do nothing.
Janine: Well, Im sorry. I just thought Id try to make the place a little nicer.
Monica: Ross, I cant believe youd do that!
Ross: Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having.
Ross: Hey, whatd you guys do to get up on there?
Monica: (chasing her) Youd better run!
Rachel: Ha! See, I knew, I knew youd get it on the first guess. Isnt it cool! Its an apothecary table.
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Monica: (to Janine) Youd better hope I dont see you in the hallway!! (They exit.)
Rachel: Yes-yes, just a few seconds and shed still be with usnothing about an assistant buyer?
Woman: Id love an ice water.
Ross: When you put a D at the end of Fine youre not fine.
Joey: So, youd hire me, right?
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Sarah: Yeah. My Dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments, as I do daydreaming about outer space, hed be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal.
Rachel: Whatd you get?
Chandler: Id be sad sure, but I wouldnt cry.
Buffay, the Vampire Layer: Ah, I thought Id find you here, Nasforatool.
Rachel: (Reading) Dear losers, do you really think Id hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew theyd break you.
Ross: I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life would be if-if Id never gotten divorced.
Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? Id probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my jobs fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I dont have to wear a tie.
Joey: All right well, Id better take that back.
Ross: Well, Id love to! Here, you wait right here and Ill go get the projector and my notes!
Ross: Yeah? Oh-oh, shed be so excited!
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
Chandler: Id love it if you would do it.
Chandler: Hey, buddy boy, howd the audition go?
Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, its-its 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, Id better get cracking on this baby.
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Chandler: Hey! Howd the audition go?
Joey: (to the receptionist) Hi uh, Im Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect Id like to donate some fluids.
Phoebe: I thought Id try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? Ill be back soon.
Chandler: Well, I suppose Id have to say you!! But, what if were watching a movie in here?
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Kristen: Oh Id like that.
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. (Giggles) Yeah I know; wed be great together!
The Woman: Wow you look so beautiful! If I knew you, Id cry.
Ross: Phoebe, whyd you do it?
Phoebe: Do you think thats something that hed be mad at you for?
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Phoebe: Okay umm, Id also like to try on the tiara. (The male jeweler hands it to her.) Oh yeah. Okay. (Puts it on.) (To the jeweler) What do you think, too much?
Ross: Oh, thanks. Yeah, I really thought wed be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasnt meant to be.
Mr. Bowmont: I dont think shed like that.
Mr. Geller: (ignoring her) Well, Id gotten Judy pregnant. I still dont know that happened.
Chandler: But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, yknow? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, shed be surprised!
Chandler: Well, whatd you do?
Mrs. Geller: Well it was Chandler! We didnt think hed ever propose!
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
Joey: Id say, come again. No-no, wait I-I-I know this one, I know this one, uh
Ross: Cause otherwise theyd have to call it the room room.
Chandler: If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.