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Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Chandler: Well, I got a job interview. Its kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and Id be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.
Voice: N.Y.P.D!!
Frank: Oh, I knew youd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?
Rachel: That sounds great! Id love to live at Warrens!! I love Warren! Thank you!
Chandler: (on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Monica: So, howd the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, Ive been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. Its hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) Its a word!
Ross: Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought Id have to talk you into this more.
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Chandler: Oh yeah? Well, howd she take it?
Phoebe: Well then youd better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go! (Bangs on the roof again and off they go.)
Janine: I was just coming over here to apologize for my behavior! Id really like it if we could be friends.
All: Oh thatd be great. Sure!
Monica: Howd the lecture go?
Rachel: Oh yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought wed lost you forever. Pheebs, you lie down?
Rachel: Oh yeah, Id actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.
Rachel: Yes, and I know that youd say no if he asked you, but Im sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)
Phoebe: Umm, she said shed be back December 26th.
Joey: Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like youd believe that. This sucks!
Chandler: Well, instead of just hanging out, we figure wed do nothing.
Janine: Well, Im sorry. I just thought Id try to make the place a little nicer.
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Ross: Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having.
Monica: Ross, I cant believe youd do that!
Rachel: Yes-yes, just a few seconds and shed still be with usnothing about an assistant buyer?
Rachel: Ha! See, I knew, I knew youd get it on the first guess. Isnt it cool! Its an apothecary table.
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Ross: Hey, whatd you guys do to get up on there?
Monica: (to Janine) Youd better hope I dont see you in the hallway!! (They exit.)
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Monica: (chasing her) Youd better run!
Ross: When you put a D at the end of Fine youre not fine.
Woman: Id love an ice water.
Joey: So, youd hire me, right?
Sarah: Yeah. My Dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments, as I do daydreaming about outer space, hed be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal.
Rachel: Whatd you get?
Buffay, the Vampire Layer: Ah, I thought Id find you here, Nasforatool.
Chandler: Id be sad sure, but I wouldnt cry.
Ross: I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life would be if-if Id never gotten divorced.
Ross: Yeah? Oh-oh, shed be so excited!
Joey: All right well, Id better take that back.
Ross: Well, Id love to! Here, you wait right here and Ill go get the projector and my notes!
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? Id probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my jobs fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I dont have to wear a tie.
Rachel: (Reading) Dear losers, do you really think Id hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew theyd break you.
Chandler: Id love it if you would do it.
Chandler: Hey, buddy boy, howd the audition go?
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, its-its 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, Id better get cracking on this baby.
Chandler: Hey! Howd the audition go?
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Joey: (to the receptionist) Hi uh, Im Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect Id like to donate some fluids.
Phoebe: I thought Id try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? Ill be back soon.
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
Kristen: Oh Id like that.
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. (Giggles) Yeah I know; wed be great together!
Ross: Phoebe, whyd you do it?
Phoebe: Do you think thats something that hed be mad at you for?
Phoebe: Okay umm, Id also like to try on the tiara. (The male jeweler hands it to her.) Oh yeah. Okay. (Puts it on.) (To the jeweler) What do you think, too much?
Chandler: Well, I suppose Id have to say you!! But, what if were watching a movie in here?
The Woman: Wow you look so beautiful! If I knew you, Id cry.
Chandler: But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, yknow? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, shed be surprised!
Ross: Oh, thanks. Yeah, I really thought wed be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasnt meant to be.
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Mr. Bowmont: I dont think shed like that.
Mrs. Geller: Well it was Chandler! We didnt think hed ever propose!
Chandler: Well, whatd you do?
Mr. Geller: (ignoring her) Well, Id gotten Judy pregnant. I still dont know that happened.
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
Joey: Id say, come again. No-no, wait I-I-I know this one, I know this one, uh
Ross: Cause otherwise theyd have to call it the room room.
Tag: Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
Chandler: If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.
Chandler: Whend you meet her?
Ross: (in his head) Shes your cousin. Shes your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head shed think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Lets back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logans Run, the sexiest movie ever. (She grabs the blanket from behind him and looks at him.) Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. Im going in.
Phoebe: Yeah, I Well yknow I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so Id just be lost.
Chandler: Hi! Howd it go?
Joey: Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, Id better go.
Rachel: Hi! (He hands her, her mail) Thanks, hey so uh whatd you do last night?
Chandler: Whatd you rent?
Rachel: Id love to!
Rachel: OH MY GOD!!! (She holds her hands up in triumph and the gang all look at her.) Sorry, I was just imagining what itd be like to catch the money bouquet.
Chandler: Id carry you around in my pocket.
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Phoebe: I cant believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought Id be able to do that! Thank you Ross.
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Tag: Id better get back to my desk.
Phoebe: And yknow, even if they break up again, youd better not let him in your sad mens club!
Mr. Zelner: Uh actually, Id like to speak with both of you.
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Chandler: Well, cause she came back the third summer and shed gotten really fa-aa-aw-ow
Joey: Wow, thats in like 20 minutes. Youd better get dressed.
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Earl: No! Thats just the "Hey Guy" guy. He says that to everybody! Hes the worst! Id like to take him with me!
Chandler: Yeah, Id love to but Ive tried that so many times they wont even let me in the store anymore.
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Phoebe: If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop.