words in movies
Tag: Id better get back to my desk.
Ross: Because! Because, it-it-its Itd be like you having this guitar (Points to hers) and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar wants to be played! And-and this bike wants to be ridden and-and if you dont ride it you-youre-youre killing its spirit! (Pause) The bike is dying.
Mr. Zelner: Uh actually, Id like to speak with both of you.
Mr. Zelner: Well, Id be forced to file a report. Id have to consult with the legal department, and your future at the company would be in jeopardy.
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Phoebe: I cant believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought Id be able to do that! Thank you Ross.
Joey: Oh really? Thatd be great! You guys can be the contestants!
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
Chandler: Oh, its not important? Its not important?! If it wasnt for a brides maid youd be marrying him (Points to Joey) not me!
Phoebe: Yeah, well hed prefer water colors, but y'know, he has easy access to a lot of charcoal.
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi, this Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please? (Listens) Earl, thanks. (Listens) Hi Earl, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies Id like to talk to you about your toner needs. (Shes reading from the script.)
Monica: "Hi Im Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, Id better wash it and shrink it!"
Phoebe: Id better go. (She goes and sits down in the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000, the chair that Sit magazine called chair of the year, and they both look at her.) Just over here: I dont want to miss the fight.
[Scene: Grammercy Bistero, Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready. Ross is returning from talking to the matired.]
Ross: Of course he is! What, do you think Id just use my son as-as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am?
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Ross: What you dont think Id go up to her?
Rachel: Fine. (on phone) Hi! Yes, Id like to order a large pizza.
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
The A.D: Yeah, we loves em. Ive never seen him with(He gets a whiff of Joey and starts smelling around.)
Girl: Whatd you think I was, a hooker?
Monica: Why? Cause otherwise youd go for it?
Chandler: (to Rachel, whos entering) Hey! Howd the interview go?
Monica: Oh, thatd be great.
Ross: Now, if you wanna try to make some of it back, Id be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you, I am very good at Cups.
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Monica: Oh, whatd ya bring me?! (She opens the gift) Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection. You want some coffee?
Ross: Hey, whered you get that?
Joey: Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought youd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!
Chandler: Joeys gonna be thrilled! He was hoping youd come by as a slutty nurse.
Ross: Howd did it go?
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
Phoebe Sr: Well, because youd be giving up a baby, and I-I really dontI dont know if theres anything I can say that could make you understand the pain of giving up a baby. So, umm, (Picks up a puppy in the box next to the couch.)
Ross: Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, Id expect nothing less.
Phoebe: Hey Leslie, howd you know Id be here?
Monica: So, if youre parents hadnt got divorced, youd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
Chandler: Well, I got a job interview. Its kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and Id be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.
Monica: Wed love too.
Joey: Id really prefer a mountain bike.
Monica: Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.
Joey: Yeah. We figured when we couldnt find you, youd gone home to make up with Rachel. Which is probably what you shoulda done. Huh?
Phoebe: Okay, well if I was in this for the money, Id be a millionaire by now, y'know. You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie.
Ross: Oh yeah, Id love that.
Chandler: Thats a bad duck!!! (to Ross) Howd the thing go tonight, Ross?
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Chandler: Y'know, I wouldve bet good money that hed be the first one of us to get married.
Ross: Oh God, thank you! (Runs and gives all of them a group hug.) Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens Id like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.
Pete: Ahh, Id throw another thousand on that.
Joanna: Why?! Why?! He said hed call. Why hasnt he called?
Pete: Well, if that were true, Id dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. (to Rachel) Come on, you think she should go out with me, dont you?
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
Rachel: Okay, youd tell me the truth. Right?
Joey: So, so, whatd ya think?
Joey: (manages to pry off only a small piece) Aw! Look at that, every inch of this stuff is glued down. Itd take forever to pry this up. You should ah, you should just leave it. (starts to walk away, but Monica grabs him)
Rachel: Well, itd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
Cailin: So. Howd you guys meet?
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
Mr. Waltham: I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from Londonwell Shropshire really but yknowwell shes about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if youd like to keep her company this evening?
Phoebe Sr.: So I guess youd like to know how it all happened.
Chandler: Its possible. You are very loveable, Id miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.
Monica: Well Id probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.
Monica: (stopping him) No! Joey, we swore wed never tell!
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Rachel: Doh!! (pause) Ive got it!
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
Chip: Oh, like Id give up that job! Free popcorn and candy, anytime I want. I can get you free posters for your room.
Pete: Im fine! Id fight tonight, if theyd let me. (stands up and starts swinging his arms) See this circle Im marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
Chandler: No, wed just like to close them.
Written by: Doty Abrams Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Episodes Orginally Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, guineapig, Josh Hodge, Aaron D. Howard-Miller, and Kiza Abuzahra.
Joeys Sister: Finally, I thought wed never be alone. Can I just tell you something, I have not stopped thinking about you since the party. (kisses him)
Ross: Wed like to close our accounts.
Chandler: Yes, I did. I told it to Dan at work, and he said it was the funniest joke hed ever heard.
Mr. Simon: Why wasnt I offered that? Id definitely pay more for that.
Chandler: Yeah, thatd be much worse than being 28, and still working here.
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Ross: Yeah! Wed meet, wed meet total strangers, and hang out with them!
Monica: Yeah, y'know I-I made a commitment to you. Yknow what, itd be, itd be fun.
Chandler: Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.
Chandler: (in a deep voice) If I broke up with you, Id miss you.
Mrs. Potter: Oh really? Well, then youd better tell his other wife, cause she called three times asking where he is.
Chandler: Well, I just thought itd make me feel good to do something nice for my friend.
Melissa: Of course I remember our kiss. I think about it all the time. I can still hear the coconuts knockin together I (Phoebe is shocked.) I just didnt want to tell you cause I didnt think that youd return my love, and now that you have (Leans in to kiss Rachel.)
Ross: Like em, like em? Or, Id like to get store credit for that amount like em?
Chandler: Oh-no, yknow with Gandolf wed be out all night!
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Joey: Howd it go?
Monica: You bet that Id screw up?! So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was
The A.D: Calm down, we got time, were running a little late.
The A.D: You.
The A.D: You?
The A.D: What?
The A.D: Theres no way he smells, hes the only one around here with a shower in his dressing room.
Joey: Well, suppose until the babys born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-youd just be eating my animals.
The A.D: The one with "Heston" on it.
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Emily: Id really rather talk to him.
Phoebe: I cant follow Ross! Itd be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.
Monica: You know what Id love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheeseNot even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, Im really not high, its just I used to be fat.
Monica: Oh, youre totally welcome! Whatd she say?