words in movies
Gene: Uhm... Buenos días, enchilada, por favor...
Melissa: Of course I remember our kiss. I think about it all the time. I can still hear the coconuts knockin together I (Phoebe is shocked.) I just didnt want to tell you cause I didnt think that youd return my love, and now that you have (Leans in to kiss Rachel.)
Ross: Like em, like em? Or, Id like to get store credit for that amount like em?
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Ross: Yeah! Wed meet, wed meet total strangers, and hang out with them!
Monica: Yeah, y'know I-I made a commitment to you. Yknow what, itd be, itd be fun.
Chandler: Oh-no, yknow with Gandolf wed be out all night!
Chandler: Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Joey: Howd it go?
Monica: You bet that Id screw up?! So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was
The A.D: Calm down, we got time, were running a little late.
The A.D: You.
The A.D: You?
The A.D: What?
The A.D: Theres no way he smells, hes the only one around here with a shower in his dressing room.
The A.D: The one with "Heston" on it.
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Joey: Well, suppose until the babys born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-youd just be eating my animals.
Monica: Oh, youre totally welcome! Whatd she say?
Emily: Id really rather talk to him.
Phoebe: I cant follow Ross! Itd be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.
Monica: You know what Id love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheeseNot even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, Im really not high, its just I used to be fat.
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Phoebe: Oh, howd that happen?
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
Ross: Nothing! Theres nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-shed have to uh, move here. She should move here!
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
Phoebe: Oh, okay! (reading) "Would I go back to Allesandros? Sure, but Id have to order two meals, one for me and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head." (to Monica) Wow! You really laid into this place.
Ross: I know if you were getting married Id feel, kinda .. yknow.
Ross: Joey, I figured youd understand. I mean, I-Ive known him a lot longer.
Rachel: Its okay. Sometimes, things dont work out the way youd thought they would.
Rachel: Id need an expense account.
Joey: Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that hed better come up here and apologize. Ill see you later. (Starts to leave)
Monica: As a joke, this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip. His number is on the check, he just did so Id call him.
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Monica: Well...Id better get going.
Ross: Take thee, (Glares at the Minister) Emily. (Chuckles) Like thered be anybody else. (Emily is glaring at him.)
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Minister: I think wed better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Ross: Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so shed have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy.
Part I Written by: Michael Borkow Part II Teleplay by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Story by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Part I Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Part II Transcribed by: Aaron D. Miller
Chandler: Pheebs, if she could come back as a couch, wed really appreciate it. (Joey nods in agreement)
Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.
Emily: I dont think Id be comfortable with any of my old lovers there.
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think itd be really good.
Monica: Its not like I want to get married tomorrow! Its just that I-Id like to believe that Im in a relationship thats actually going somewhere, that Im not just wasting my time!
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Phoebe: Yeesh, whatd you do about it?
Ross: (noticing the outfit he is wearing) Whatd you do, take him whaling?
Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought wed go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hold it! (Grabs the badge) N.Y.P.D! Freeze punk!
Chandler: (on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)
Frank: Oh, I knew youd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?
Rachel: That sounds great! Id love to live at Warrens!! I love Warren! Thank you!
Voice: N.Y.P.D!!
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Ross: Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought Id have to talk you into this more.
Chandler: Oh yeah? Well, howd she take it?
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Monica: So, howd the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, Ive been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. Its hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) Its a word!
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Phoebe: Well then youd better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go! (Bangs on the roof again and off they go.)
Janine: I was just coming over here to apologize for my behavior! Id really like it if we could be friends.
All: Oh thatd be great. Sure!
Rachel: Oh yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought wed lost you forever. Pheebs, you lie down?
Rachel: Yes, and I know that youd say no if he asked you, but Im sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)
Phoebe: Umm, she said shed be back December 26th.
Monica: Howd the lecture go?
Joey: Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like youd believe that. This sucks!
Janine: Well, Im sorry. I just thought Id try to make the place a little nicer.
Chandler: Well, instead of just hanging out, we figure wed do nothing.
Rachel: Oh yeah, Id actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.
Ross: Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having.
Monica: (chasing her) Youd better run!
Monica: (to Janine) Youd better hope I dont see you in the hallway!! (They exit.)
Monica: Ross, I cant believe youd do that!
Ross: Hey, whatd you guys do to get up on there?
Rachel: Ha! See, I knew, I knew youd get it on the first guess. Isnt it cool! Its an apothecary table.
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Rachel: Yes-yes, just a few seconds and shed still be with usnothing about an assistant buyer?
Woman: Id love an ice water.
Joey: So, youd hire me, right?
Ross: When you put a D at the end of Fine youre not fine.
Chandler: Id be sad sure, but I wouldnt cry.
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Sarah: Yeah. My Dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments, as I do daydreaming about outer space, hed be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal.
Rachel: Whatd you get?
Ross: Well, Id love to! Here, you wait right here and Ill go get the projector and my notes!
Buffay, the Vampire Layer: Ah, I thought Id find you here, Nasforatool.
Joey: All right well, Id better take that back.
Joey: (to the receptionist) Hi uh, Im Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect Id like to donate some fluids.
Ross: I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life would be if-if Id never gotten divorced.
Rachel: (Reading) Dear losers, do you really think Id hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew theyd break you.
Chandler: Id love it if you would do it.
Chandler: Hey, buddy boy, howd the audition go?
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, its-its 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, Id better get cracking on this baby.