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Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Chandler: (To Rachel) Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! (To Eldad) You dance for Rachel!
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
Joey: Uh, no, shes at dance class.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Janine: Well they said I should bring someone. (To Joey) Do you wanna be my dance partner?
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Monica: Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
Girl: We learned how to dance.
Joey: Hey-hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just.. (The girl starts dancing really close to him, so he picks her up, twirls her round, and puts her against a platform) Here we go. (He walks away to find Monica and Ross doing a really out of place dance) Looking good Gellers!
(They dance over to him.)
Director: Uh, yeah. Now you guys dance over there, you guys over there, and I want you two right around here, and everyone else spread out.
Janine: Im gonna be really late for dance class!
Director: Next on the platforms are (He points to the right of Ross and Monica, so they dance over to where hes pointing to. He points away from them) you two! And (He points the other way, and Ross and Monica follow his arm. Again he points away.) You two!
Monica: The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?
Phoebe: Im sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)
(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)
Monica: You gave my father a lap dance!
Monica: No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! Were not at a barn dance. Youve gottayou wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?
Chandler: Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
(Everyone starts to dance in unison. Monica flounders)
Chandler: Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)
(They walk onto the dance floor and Chandler slips and almost falls.)
Courtney: They made me dance, in the fat suit.
Chandler: So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?
Mona: Uh, thats okay. You can dance with her first.
Little Girl: Dr. Geller, will you dance with me?
Ross: Umm, would you like to dance?
Ross: Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.
Ross: Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why dont we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.
Mr. Geller: You stole my moves. (He starts to dance like Chandler was and Chandler stops.)
Monica: Hey, are you ready to get back on the dance floor?
Ross: Thats, thats pretty. (They start to dance and Gert tries to step on Rosss feet, but he pulls them out of harms way.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing there Gert?
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
Doug: Oh Bing, look at those twin sisters dancing together. Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls. Huh?
Mona: Im good except umm, you still owe me a dance.
Chandler: That fake British woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance... Hey!
Ross: Oh great! (They get up to dance and Ross is interrupted by a little girl.)
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
Chandler: Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Joey: (He goes into a song and dance number)
Chloe: Hey, dinosaur guy, look at you, so sad. Come dance.
(The sitcom begins with its familiar refrain, yet with a Latin lilt. Rachel and Monica do a little dance with their chopsticks, and Phoebe has to grin as Ross joins in the rhythm.)
Roy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is so weird. I mean, you never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.
Phoebe: Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. (She starts doing a rather suggestive and seductive dance that's silly at the same time.)
Amanda: Can you believe it. I've never had any professional dance training.
Phoebe: Your last dance. Do it for us.
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
(Ursula's eyes dance as she laughs and smiles, simply glad to be back with her sister.)
Chandler: Oh yeah, right! Good luck getting another scarf dance from me!
CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. . . ya know, make a little love. . . well pretty much get down tonight.
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what youre doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You dont, all right you dont have to love each other, okay? You dont, you dont even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.
Joey: Oh come on man, you can dance with my partner, shes real, uh, mellow!
Ross: Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into woodland creatures.
Chandler: Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!
Phoebe: Yknow you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!
Chandler: ....three years of modern dance with Twila Tharp! Five years with the American Ballet Theater?!
Phoebe: Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals. (She holds up the tickets that Kyle gave her.)
Chandler: (sliding up behind her) No. No, I wont. Do you know why I took all those lessons? See, for the first time I didnt want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot.
Monica: Why? (She hops into the living room and imitates Chandler's happy dance.)
Chandler: Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?
Monica: Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me. (Chandler grunts.) Okay, you can easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesnt matter. All right? I married you! So I want to dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on. (They go onto the floor.) Just try not to move your feet at all. (Chandler starts to get into the groove and bust a move.) There you go.
Ross: No, but I wanna be. Hey, I will be. Besides, I'm with Charlie, right? Oh my god, I'm still with Charlie, aren't I? I mean, she didn't see the dance, did she?
Young Ross: (singing) 'I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with....' (spills some tea and it drips onto his/her dress) Ohhh! (runs away crying)
Monica: Hey, see that snippy guy over there? Hes the one who decides who gets up on the platform. We should go dance by him.
Chandler: Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this (Starts to dancing really, really, really badly. Ross enters behind him and he stops.)
Roy: I don't know... I can make my pecs dance... I can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks... I can go to that special place inside me where I feel no shame.
Monica: All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!
Teacher: Well that's all right, you can come up to the front and dance with me.
Monica: Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. Im-Im gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. (She points to and walks over to the electric clothes rack they have.)
MONICA: It bit. It was a 50's theme restraunt. I have to cook in a costume and dance on the counter. I mean I was a chef at Cafe des Artistes. I mean how could I take a job where I have to make something called Laverne and Curly Fries?
Ross: We got honourable mention in the brother/sister dance category! Look, its almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?
Phoebe: Or...or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.
Monica: Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!
Phoebe: All right, y'know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather, and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men.
All: Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
All: ...Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Rachel: Yeah. (Stops and starts doing the I-have-to-go-to-the-bathroom dance.)
Director: Joey, all the roles got to dance a little. But believe me with your dance background it'll be a piece of cake.
Teacher: You don't observe a dance class. You dance
Phoebe: I think she means (Imitates) 'You dance
(The Lion Sleeps Tonight starts to play. Marcel starts to dance.)
(The group does the same horrible dance that Joey did earlier in the show, except they're all out of sync and they do the jazz hands at the end.)
Chandler: (doing a little dance) Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.
JOEY: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... [rubs his fingers together]
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
Joey: Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)
[They dance; Carol looks on lovingly.]
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
Joey: No-no hey buddy, please let me dance with that girl, I really like her and I think I have a shot.
MRS. GELLER: Dance with your father.
MRS. GELLER: Dance with him.
MR. GELLER: I may not know any of your flash dances but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.
GUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]
Chandler: Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?
[the guys form a wall between Mrs Geller and Mr Geller and dance across the hall as he walks across]
(As the camera passes by, they start to dance really rigid, but the camera is facing the other way.)
Joey: (on stage in an Austrian accent) Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)
Rachel: What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?
Joey: Yeah, I can dance, y'know. (starts to dance really, really, really badly)