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Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Monica: I guess theyre back from their date.
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Joey's Date: Ew, yknow what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!
[Scene: Dots Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip is telling a story.]
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
Ross: Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.
Joey: Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Phoebe: If shes no fun, why do you want to date her at all?
Ross: The one with the cat. I gotta go, Ive got another date.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
[Scene: A street, Ross and Emily are walking home from a date.]
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Ross: Well, I-I want to give her another chance, yknow? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that wasif she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasnt kidding, shes not fun, shes stupid, and kind of a racist.
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date.]
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? Were on a date.
Ross: Yeah, all right, its a date. (He leaves)
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
[Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.]
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?
[Scene, A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date, drunk, and is leaving that answering machine message.]
Rachel: Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.
Joey: I am (Looks in his date book.) free!
Monica: Ohh. And I dont even have a date.
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Phoebe: All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Chandler: And a date with a man!
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Rachel is returning from her date with Dave.]
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!
Meg: Well, I dont care about the divorces either, but I wouldnt date him. Its just that hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
Phoebe: Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Meg: Okay now I wouldnt date you because you seem a little creepy.
Joshua: Yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.
Hillary: You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Ross: Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.
[Scene: The hallway, Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date.]
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
Rachel: No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to.
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Jill: Yknow, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but Im not gonna date some random guy from your work.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
Rachel: Yeah! Its weird. But the thing is need to find a date.
Monica: So its okay to date a student.
Chandler: I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! Im right. I'm right. Am I right?
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date.]
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.
Rachel: See? Now, he could date her.
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
[Scene: Hillarys apartment, Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date.]
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.