words in movies
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Monica: I guess theyre back from their date.
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?
Joey: That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?
Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
Rachel: Dont say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross whats in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!
Joey: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man, (looks to Chandler)
Joey: Yeah, because it is slim pickings. I had this date last night: Yuck! But we should probably keep it down; she's still in the bedroom.
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Ross: But is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?
Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday?
Eric: Not really. You youre blurry, but you still look like Ursula. Youre Blursula. Okay wait. Maybe If I-if I just dont look at you for a while. (Stands up and turns his back to her.) See? It it works. Im not, Im not angry at all anymore! This is a great date!
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
Chandler: To her face? Look its the end of the date, Im standing there, I know all shes waiting for is for me to say Ill call her and its just y'know, comes out. I cant help it, its a compulsion.
Joey: Looks like that no date pact thing worked out.
Ross: I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?
Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
[Scene: A Chinese Restaurant, Ross is there with his date.]
Ross: Well maybe it's cold in there. Or maybe I screwed up the first date I had in 9 years.
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, shed be there.
[Scene: Outside Danny's apartment, Danny and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Phoebe: 'Cause he was creepy, and mean, and a little frightening... alright, still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day!
Phoebe: I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I dont know where his country is.
Cliff: Cant you figure that out based on my date of birth?
Chandler: I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?
Ross: Second date!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert.]
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Jim are on their date.]
[Scene: The Hallway between the apartments, Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date. Chandler is telling a joke.]
Phoebe: Yeah, but, y'know, it's... it would be like starting on the fifteenth date.
Rachel: Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here.
Chandler: Hey, we haven't been on a second date, she needs to hear me pee?
[Scene: A nice restraunt. Rachel is on her date with Michael (MICH).]
Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?
JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, you have a date?
ROSS: Oh, oh, you're... uh... you're, oh you're the date.
MICH: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am.
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
RACH: What? What is so strange about me having a date?
RUSS: Yeah, I'm her date.
ROSS: A date.
RACHEL: OK, OK, that is my favorite sweater, that is my third date sweater.
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
ROSS: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.
RACHEL: God, oh God Monica, I forgot. This is our first date.
RACHEL: It is our first official date. Our first date.
RACHEL: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
ROSS: What? You have a date? Who with?
PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
RACHEL: I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on my first date.
Joey: Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldnt stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, its a couple weeks past its expiration date, so its got a bit of a kick.
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
JOEY: See, this is why I don't date women who read. Uh-oh.
Monica: Well, theres a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize shes not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?
(Chandler's date walks in)
PHOEBE: Yeah ok, well at least I didn't let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.
Rachel: Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like Im going on a real date! Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and Im wearing underwear that goes up to about (She snaps the waistband on her underwear that is just slightly below her breasts) there.
Richard: Oh, (laughs) that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
Chandler: Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Rachel: You have a play date with a stripper?!
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
[Scene: Central Perk, Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date.]
Richards Date: Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
Richards Date: Impressive.
Richards Date: Yeah, but I didnt get to see it.
Ross: I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we cant date. Its against the rules. Its forbidden.
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
Chandler: Thats what you say at the end of a date.
Phoebe: Like a date type (looks at Rachel) person?
Rachel: Okay, I need a date! (runs to her bedroom)
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second date, Jason.]
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Phoebe: Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (she drags him away)
Phoebe: Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
BEST MAN: (standing up) Yo! Can I have your attention, please, Best Man, making a toast here. Thank you. (clears throat, and starts reading his toast) I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
Rachel: Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay thats, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, thats what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...
[Scene: Dots Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip is telling a story.]
Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Joey's Date: Ew, yknow what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
Joey: Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]