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Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Joey: Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldnt stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, its a couple weeks past its expiration date, so its got a bit of a kick.
Chandler: Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
Monica: I guess theyre back from their date.
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Rachel: You have a play date with a stripper?!
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Richards Date: Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
[Scene: Central Perk, Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date.]
Richards Date: Impressive.
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Richards Date: Yeah, but I didnt get to see it.
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
Chandler: Thats what you say at the end of a date.
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Ross: I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we cant date. Its against the rules. Its forbidden.
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Phoebe: Like a date type (looks at Rachel) person?
Rachel: Okay, I need a date! (runs to her bedroom)
Phoebe: Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (she drags him away)
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second date, Jason.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Phoebe: Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?
Rachel: Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay thats, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, thats what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
BEST MAN: (standing up) Yo! Can I have your attention, please, Best Man, making a toast here. Thank you. (clears throat, and starts reading his toast) I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...
Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
[Scene: Dots Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip is telling a story.]
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Joey's Date: Ew, yknow what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]
Ross: Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Joey: Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Phoebe: If shes no fun, why do you want to date her at all?
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]
Ross: The one with the cat. I gotta go, Ive got another date.
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
[Scene: A street, Ross and Emily are walking home from a date.]
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Ross: Yeah, all right, its a date. (He leaves)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date.]
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Ross: Well, I-I want to give her another chance, yknow? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that wasif she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasnt kidding, shes not fun, shes stupid, and kind of a racist.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? Were on a date.
Joey: I am (Looks in his date book.) free!
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?
Monica: Ohh. And I dont even have a date.
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
[Scene, A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date, drunk, and is leaving that answering machine message.]
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Rachel: Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]
[Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.]
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Chandler: And a date with a man!
Phoebe: All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Meg: Well, I dont care about the divorces either, but I wouldnt date him. Its just that hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Rachel is returning from her date with Dave.]
Phoebe: Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?
Joshua: Yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Meg: Okay now I wouldnt date you because you seem a little creepy.
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Hillary: You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!