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SUSIE: Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
RACHEL: OK, OK, that is my favorite sweater, that is my third date sweater.
[Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.]
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Chandler: And a date with a man!
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Phoebe: All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in.
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Rachel is returning from her date with Dave.]
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?
Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!
Meg: Well, I dont care about the divorces either, but I wouldnt date him. Its just that hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
Phoebe: Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Joshua: Yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Meg: Okay now I wouldnt date you because you seem a little creepy.
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
[Scene: The hallway, Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date.]
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
Ross: Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Hillary: You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Jill: Yknow, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but Im not gonna date some random guy from your work.
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Rachel: No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Rachel: Yeah! Its weird. But the thing is need to find a date.
Monica: So its okay to date a student.
Chandler: I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! Im right. I'm right. Am I right?
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date.]
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
Rachel: See? Now, he could date her.
Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.
[Scene: Hillarys apartment, Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date.]
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
Ross: Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her
Rachel: Im not asking you to go on a date with him!
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
Joeys Date: Hi!
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Phoebe: So how was, how was your date?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Joey: After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think shes trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!
Phoebe: Well Its a date.
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
Chandler: A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?
Phoebe: I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Chandler: Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
[Scene: Jen's apartment, Ross is picking her up for their date.]
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
Ross: A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Ross: A date?
Rachel: Oh no, I cant. I got a date.
Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
Ross: Well, how was the date?