words in movies
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
Jill: Hes the kind of guy youre friends with, yknow? But hes not the kind of guy you date. Hes the kind of guy youd date because you did. Me, not so much.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? (She spins to show Rachel the outfit shes wearing.)
(Rachel laughs a little too hard as Ross and Jill leave for their date. After they have left, Rachel starts to break down.)
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Ross and Rachel are on their double date. Rachel is busy talking Ross up.]
Rachel: See? Now, he could date her.
Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
[Scene: Hillarys apartment, Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date.]
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyles ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Rachel: Im not asking you to go on a date with him!
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Joeys Date: Hi!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Ross: Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Phoebe: So how was, how was your date?
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Joey: After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think shes trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!
Phoebe: Well Its a date.
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Phoebe: I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Chandler: A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
[Scene: Jen's apartment, Ross is picking her up for their date.]
Chandler: Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
Ross: A date?
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Rachel: Oh no, I cant. I got a date.
Ross: A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
Joey: They go on one date and youre worried about them getting married?! Hes not you!
Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Phoebe: Yknow, just some good faith money to hold the date.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine.]
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
Ross: Trying to date this woman.
Stu: Either that or shes just the best, most expensive date I ever had.
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Rachel: Okay. Um ButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Joey: No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]
Mona's Date: Its awfully pink. (Ross mouths, "Its salmon!")
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Ross: Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentines Day? Whats going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Mona's Date: Oh, its okay.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Phoebe: You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
Rachel: My due date is in one week!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his date.]
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.
Joey: Date of birth?
Joey: Its pretty, Okay date of birth?
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Phoebe: oh umm Mike's picking me up for a date.
Joey: Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.
Joey: listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
Ross: so how'd the date go?
Rachel: Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt.