words in movies
Phoebe: I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I dont know where his country is.
Phoebe: Yeah. Except for, y'know when youre on a date and youre getting along really great but the guys translator keeps getting in the way.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Joey: After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think shes trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!
Phoebe: Well Its a date.
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Phoebe: I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
Chandler: A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
[Scene: Jen's apartment, Ross is picking her up for their date.]
Chandler: Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Joey: They go on one date and youre worried about them getting married?! Hes not you!
Ross: A date?
Rachel: Oh no, I cant. I got a date.
Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
Ross: A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine.]
Phoebe: Yknow, just some good faith money to hold the date.
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Ross: Trying to date this woman.
Rachel: Okay. Um ButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.
Stu: Either that or shes just the best, most expensive date I ever had.
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
Joey: No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
Ross: Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentines Day? Whats going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Mona's Date: Its awfully pink. (Ross mouths, "Its salmon!")
Mona's Date: Oh, its okay.
Rachel: My due date is in one week!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his date.]
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Joey: Date of birth?
Phoebe: You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
Joey: Its pretty, Okay date of birth?
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
Joey: Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: oh umm Mike's picking me up for a date.
Joey: (Realizes that he has forgotten all about the double date) Oh my God!
Ross: so how'd the date go?
[Scene: Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date.]
Joey: listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date.
Rachel: Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter walks past him.]
Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt.
Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date.
JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
Rachel: This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?
Rachel: Oh my god, this is the worst date ever!
Rachel: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wish my date hadn't shown up.
Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!
Rachel: Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show.
Ross: Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower
[Scene: A restaurant, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date. Chandler is yawning.]
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Joeys Date: Sorry about that, but I couldnt get that lock to work on the door.
Joey: Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!
Chandler: I'd love to stay, but I have eh... (points at the cup) got a hot date... (starts to leave)
Mike: I have a date.
Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. Ill take care of everything.
Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!