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Chandler: So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Ross: Well now lets-lets look at this objectively, I think I should date her
Ross: Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Phoebe: I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
Chandler: A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
[Scene: Jen's apartment, Ross is picking her up for their date.]
Chandler: Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Ross: A date?
Ross: A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?
Rachel: Oh no, I cant. I got a date.
Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Joey: They go on one date and youre worried about them getting married?! Hes not you!
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine.]
Phoebe: Yknow, just some good faith money to hold the date.
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Ross: Trying to date this woman.
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Rachel: Okay. Um ButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.
Stu: Either that or shes just the best, most expensive date I ever had.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Joey: No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
Mona's Date: Its awfully pink. (Ross mouths, "Its salmon!")
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Ross: Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentines Day? Whats going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.
Mona's Date: Oh, its okay.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his date.]
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Rachel: My due date is in one week!
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.
[Scene: Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date.]
Joey: Date of birth?
Joey: Its pretty, Okay date of birth?
Joey: Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.
Ross: so how'd the date go?
Phoebe: You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Phoebe: oh umm Mike's picking me up for a date.
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
Joey: listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
Joey: (Realizes that he has forgotten all about the double date) Oh my God!
Rachel: Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt.
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter walks past him.]
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.
Rachel: Oh my god, this is the worst date ever!
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date.
JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
Rachel: This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?
Joeys Date: Sorry about that, but I couldnt get that lock to work on the door.
Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date.
Rachel: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wish my date hadn't shown up.
Ross: Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower
Rachel: Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show.
Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Phoebe: You have a... You have a date? With who?
[Scene: A restaurant, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date. Chandler is yawning.]
Mike: I have a date.
Joey: Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!
Chandler: I'd love to stay, but I have eh... (points at the cup) got a hot date... (starts to leave)
Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. Ill take care of everything.
Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
Ross: The first date we've had in months, and they were both such disasters.
Joey: Yeah. It's actually our first official date
Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...
[Scene: A restaurant. Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah. They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two. Their waiter approaches with two plates.]
Ross: Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?
[Scene: Another restaurant. Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve. Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy.]