words in movies
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Mona's Date: Oh, its okay.
Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt.
Mona's Date: Its awfully pink. (Ross mouths, "Its salmon!")
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Jim are on their date.]
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
Phoebe: I know, but that creep that I went on that date with goes to there so I have to find a new one. I also have to find a new video store, a new bank, a new adult bookstore, a new grocery store
Rachel: You see, now, I would date this girl. Shes cute, shes outdoorsy, you know, and she knows how to build a fire. I mean, thats got to come in handy
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]
Amy: Not really. But you are much cuter then that geeky guy she used to date.
Phoebe: But it's just so unfair that our date has to get cut short just 'cause some guy shot at a store clerk.
Phoebe: Yeah. Except for, y'know when youre on a date and youre getting along really great but the guys translator keeps getting in the way.
Ross: well Phoebe, I think you'll feel better when you know a little bit about Vicrum, His a Kite designer (He makes a wow face) and he used to date Oprah. (He makes another wow face)
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
[Scene: The beach house, Chandler is simulating hes coming to pick up Monica for a date. Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it.]
Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? (She spins to show Rachel the outfit shes wearing.)
(A flashback of Aurora and Chandler on their date in Central Perk is denoted by italics.)
Chandler: Rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? I mean yknow you cant date him right?
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Joshua: Umm, this may be a little weird, but I-I-I got a date here.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
[Scene: The street in front of Central Perk. Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date. Steve is sobbing.]
RACHEL: Oh that's so cute:� Ross and Mike's first date.� Is that going to be awkward?� I mean, what are you guys going to talk about?
Richard: The bedroom. Well its pretty much your typical... (opens the door as Monica hides under the covers, and quickly closes the door before his date can see the room.) bedroom.
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up and taking his coat) I have a date. (As he is walking out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? (To Joey) ALL eyes on ME!
Joey: That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?
Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?
Joey: Yeah, because it is slim pickings. I had this date last night: Yuck! But we should probably keep it down; she's still in the bedroom.
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
Rachel: Dont say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross whats in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!
Joey: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man, (looks to Chandler)
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Ross: But is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?
Joey: Looks like that no date pact thing worked out.
Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday?
Eric: Not really. You youre blurry, but you still look like Ursula. Youre Blursula. Okay wait. Maybe If I-if I just dont look at you for a while. (Stands up and turns his back to her.) See? It it works. Im not, Im not angry at all anymore! This is a great date!
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
Chandler: To her face? Look its the end of the date, Im standing there, I know all shes waiting for is for me to say Ill call her and its just y'know, comes out. I cant help it, its a compulsion.
Ross: Well maybe it's cold in there. Or maybe I screwed up the first date I had in 9 years.
[Scene: A Chinese Restaurant, Ross is there with his date.]
Ross: I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?
Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
Phoebe: 'Cause he was creepy, and mean, and a little frightening... alright, still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day!
[Scene: Outside Danny's apartment, Danny and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, shed be there.
Phoebe: I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I dont know where his country is.
Phoebe: Yeah, but, y'know, it's... it would be like starting on the fifteenth date.
Chandler: I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?
Ross: Second date!
[Scene: The Hallway between the apartments, Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date. Chandler is telling a joke.]
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
Rachel: Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert.]
[Scene: A nice restraunt. Rachel is on her date with Michael (MICH).]
Cliff: Cant you figure that out based on my date of birth?
Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?
JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, you have a date?
Chandler: Hey, we haven't been on a second date, she needs to hear me pee?
RACHEL: OK, OK, that is my favorite sweater, that is my third date sweater.
MICH: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am.
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
RACH: What? What is so strange about me having a date?
ROSS: Oh, oh, you're... uh... you're, oh you're the date.
RUSS: Yeah, I'm her date.
ROSS: A date.
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
RACHEL: God, oh God Monica, I forgot. This is our first date.
RACHEL: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
RACHEL: It is our first official date. Our first date.
Monica: Well, theres a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize shes not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?
ROSS: What? You have a date? Who with?
PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
RACHEL: I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on my first date.
ROSS: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.
JOEY: See, this is why I don't date women who read. Uh-oh.
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
Richard: Oh, (laughs) that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.
PHOEBE: Yeah ok, well at least I didn't let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.
Rachel: Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like Im going on a real date! Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and Im wearing underwear that goes up to about (She snaps the waistband on her underwear that is just slightly below her breasts) there.
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
(Chandler's date walks in)
Joey: Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldnt stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, its a couple weeks past its expiration date, so its got a bit of a kick.
Chandler: Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Monica: I guess theyre back from their date.
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Rachel: You have a play date with a stripper?!
Richards Date: Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
[Scene: Central Perk, Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date.]
Richards Date: Impressive.
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Richards Date: Yeah, but I didnt get to see it.
Chandler: Thats what you say at the end of a date.
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Ross: I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we cant date. Its against the rules. Its forbidden.
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second date, Jason.]
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.