words in movies
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Mona's Date: Oh, its okay.
Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt.
Mona's Date: Its awfully pink. (Ross mouths, "Its salmon!")
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Jim are on their date.]
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
Phoebe: I know, but that creep that I went on that date with goes to there so I have to find a new one. I also have to find a new video store, a new bank, a new adult bookstore, a new grocery store
Ross: I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?
[Scene: A Chinese Restaurant, Ross is there with his date.]
Ross: Well maybe it's cold in there. Or maybe I screwed up the first date I had in 9 years.
Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
[Scene: Outside Danny's apartment, Danny and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, shed be there.
Phoebe: 'Cause he was creepy, and mean, and a little frightening... alright, still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day!
Phoebe: I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I dont know where his country is.
Chandler: I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?
Ross: Second date!
[Scene: The Hallway between the apartments, Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date. Chandler is telling a joke.]
Phoebe: Yeah, but, y'know, it's... it would be like starting on the fifteenth date.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl.]
Rachel: Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here.
Cliff: Cant you figure that out based on my date of birth?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert.]
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
Chandler: Hey, we haven't been on a second date, she needs to hear me pee?
MICH: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am.
Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?
JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, you have a date?
[Scene: A nice restraunt. Rachel is on her date with Michael (MICH).]
ROSS: Oh, oh, you're... uh... you're, oh you're the date.
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
RACH: What? What is so strange about me having a date?
RUSS: Yeah, I'm her date.
ROSS: A date.
RACHEL: OK, OK, that is my favorite sweater, that is my third date sweater.
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
RACHEL: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
ROSS: What? You have a date? Who with?
RACHEL: God, oh God Monica, I forgot. This is our first date.
RACHEL: It is our first official date. Our first date.
PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
RACHEL: I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on my first date.
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
ROSS: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.
JOEY: See, this is why I don't date women who read. Uh-oh.
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
Monica: Well, theres a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize shes not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?
PHOEBE: Yeah ok, well at least I didn't let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.
Rachel: Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like Im going on a real date! Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and Im wearing underwear that goes up to about (She snaps the waistband on her underwear that is just slightly below her breasts) there.
Richard: Oh, (laughs) that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.
Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
Joey: Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldnt stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, its a couple weeks past its expiration date, so its got a bit of a kick.
(Chandler's date walks in)
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Chandler: Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.
Rachel: You have a play date with a stripper?!
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
Monica: I guess theyre back from their date.
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
[Scene: Central Perk, Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date.]
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Richards Date: Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Richards Date: Yeah, but I didnt get to see it.
Richards Date: Impressive.
Ross: I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we cant date. Its against the rules. Its forbidden.
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Phoebe: Like a date type (looks at Rachel) person?
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
Chandler: Thats what you say at the end of a date.
Rachel: Okay, I need a date! (runs to her bedroom)
Phoebe: Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (she drags him away)
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second date, Jason.]
Phoebe: Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Rachel: Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay thats, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, thats what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...
BEST MAN: (standing up) Yo! Can I have your attention, please, Best Man, making a toast here. Thank you. (clears throat, and starts reading his toast) I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.
[Scene: Dots Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip is telling a story.]
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Joey's Date: Ew, yknow what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
Ross: Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Joey: Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]
Ross: The one with the cat. I gotta go, Ive got another date.
Phoebe: If shes no fun, why do you want to date her at all?
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
[Scene: A street, Ross and Emily are walking home from a date.]