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Ross: Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower
JOEY: See, this is why I don't date women who read. Uh-oh.
Monica: Well, theres a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize shes not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?
PHOEBE: Yeah ok, well at least I didn't let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.
Rachel: Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like Im going on a real date! Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and Im wearing underwear that goes up to about (She snaps the waistband on her underwear that is just slightly below her breasts) there.
Richard: Oh, (laughs) that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
(Chandler's date walks in)
Joey: Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldnt stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, its a couple weeks past its expiration date, so its got a bit of a kick.
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
Chandler: Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Monica: I guess theyre back from their date.
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Richards Date: Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Rachel: You have a play date with a stripper?!
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date.]
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Richards Date: Yeah, but I didnt get to see it.
Richards Date: Impressive.
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
Ross: I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we cant date. Its against the rules. Its forbidden.
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Chandler: Thats what you say at the end of a date.
Phoebe: Like a date type (looks at Rachel) person?
Rachel: Okay, I need a date! (runs to her bedroom)
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second date, Jason.]
Phoebe: Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?
Phoebe: Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (she drags him away)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
BEST MAN: (standing up) Yo! Can I have your attention, please, Best Man, making a toast here. Thank you. (clears throat, and starts reading his toast) I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Rachel: Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay thats, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, thats what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...
[Scene: Dots Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip is telling a story.]
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Joey's Date: Ew, yknow what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]
Ross: Well, I-I want to give her another chance, yknow? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that wasif she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasnt kidding, shes not fun, shes stupid, and kind of a racist.
Ross: Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Ross: The one with the cat. I gotta go, Ive got another date.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
Joey: Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Phoebe: If shes no fun, why do you want to date her at all?
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
[Scene: A street, Ross and Emily are walking home from a date.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? Were on a date.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua.]
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
Rachel: Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date.]
Joey: I am (Looks in his date book.) free!
Monica: Ohh. And I dont even have a date.
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?
[Scene, A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date, drunk, and is leaving that answering machine message.]
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Ross: Yeah, all right, its a date. (He leaves)
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
[Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.]
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Chandler: And a date with a man!
Phoebe: All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Rachel is returning from her date with Dave.]
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?
Meg: Well, I dont care about the divorces either, but I wouldnt date him. Its just that hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
Phoebe: Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?