words in movies
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Phoebe: Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?
Meg: Well, I dont care about the divorces either, but I wouldnt date him. Its just that hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
Meg: Okay now I wouldnt date you because you seem a little creepy.
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
Phoebe: Like a date type (looks at Rachel) person?
Rachel: Okay, I need a date! (runs to her bedroom)
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second date, Jason.]
Phoebe: Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (she drags him away)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
Phoebe: Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Rachel: Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay thats, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, thats what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...
BEST MAN: (standing up) Yo! Can I have your attention, please, Best Man, making a toast here. Thank you. (clears throat, and starts reading his toast) I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Joey's Date: Ew, yknow what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
[Scene: Dots Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip is telling a story.]
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]
Joey: Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"
Ross: Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]
Phoebe: If shes no fun, why do you want to date her at all?
Ross: The one with the cat. I gotta go, Ive got another date.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date.]
[Scene: A street, Ross and Emily are walking home from a date.]
Ross: Well, I-I want to give her another chance, yknow? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that wasif she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasnt kidding, shes not fun, shes stupid, and kind of a racist.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua.]
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? Were on a date.
[Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.]
Ross: Yeah, all right, its a date. (He leaves)
Joey: I am (Looks in his date book.) free!
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Monica: Ohh. And I dont even have a date.
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?
[Scene, A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date, drunk, and is leaving that answering machine message.]
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Rachel: Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
Chandler: And a date with a man!
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Phoebe: All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in.
Joshua: Yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Rachel is returning from her date with Dave.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
Hillary: You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.
Ross: Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?
[Scene: The hallway, Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date.]
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Woman: Oh great! Well, tell him thanks. And since uh, Joey seems like such a nice guy, maybe we could go on a date sometime?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Jill: Yknow, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but Im not gonna date some random guy from your work.
Rachel: No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to.
Monica: Wow! So, now youre going on a date with this girl?
Monica: So its okay to date a student.
[Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
Rachel: Yeah! Its weird. But the thing is need to find a date.
Chandler: I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! Im right. I'm right. Am I right?
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date.]
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Rachel: See? Now, he could date her.
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.