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Monica: Ohh. And I dont even have a date.
RACHEL: Oh that's so cute:� Ross and Mike's first date.� Is that going to be awkward?� I mean, what are you guys going to talk about?
Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up and taking his coat) I have a date. (As he is walking out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? (To Joey) ALL eyes on ME!
Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?
Joey: That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?
Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
Rachel: Dont say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross whats in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!
Joey: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man, (looks to Chandler)
Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday?
Monica: Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?
Joey: Yeah, because it is slim pickings. I had this date last night: Yuck! But we should probably keep it down; she's still in the bedroom.
Ross: But is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?
Eric: Not really. You youre blurry, but you still look like Ursula. Youre Blursula. Okay wait. Maybe If I-if I just dont look at you for a while. (Stands up and turns his back to her.) See? It it works. Im not, Im not angry at all anymore! This is a great date!
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Jim are on their date.]
Ross: I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?
Ross: Well maybe it's cold in there. Or maybe I screwed up the first date I had in 9 years.
[Scene: Outside Danny's apartment, Danny and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Joey: So that if we went out on a date, shed be there.
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
Chandler: To her face? Look its the end of the date, Im standing there, I know all shes waiting for is for me to say Ill call her and its just y'know, comes out. I cant help it, its a compulsion.
Joey: Looks like that no date pact thing worked out.
[Scene: A Chinese Restaurant, Ross is there with his date.]
Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
Phoebe: 'Cause he was creepy, and mean, and a little frightening... alright, still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day!
Phoebe: I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I dont know where his country is.
[Scene: The Hallway between the apartments, Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date. Chandler is telling a joke.]
Chandler: I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?
Ross: Second date!
Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl.]
Chandler: Hey, we haven't been on a second date, she needs to hear me pee?
Phoebe: Yeah, but, y'know, it's... it would be like starting on the fifteenth date.
Rachel: Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert.]
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
Cliff: Cant you figure that out based on my date of birth?
MICH: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am.
JOEY: Woah, woah, woah, you have a date?
[Scene: A nice restraunt. Rachel is on her date with Michael (MICH).]
ROSS: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
ROSS: What? You have a date? Who with?
PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
RACHEL: I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on my first date.
RACH: Yeah... I, uhh... I have a... I have a date.
RACH: What? What is so strange about me having a date?
ROSS: Oh, oh, you're... uh... you're, oh you're the date.
RUSS: Yeah, I'm her date.
ROSS: A date.
RACHEL: OK, OK, that is my favorite sweater, that is my third date sweater.
RACHEL: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
RACHEL: God, oh God Monica, I forgot. This is our first date.
RACHEL: It is our first official date. Our first date.
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
JOEY: See, this is why I don't date women who read. Uh-oh.
Monica: Well, theres a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize shes not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?
Richard: Oh, (laughs) that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.
PHOEBE: Yeah ok, well at least I didn't let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.
Rachel: Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like Im going on a real date! Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and Im wearing underwear that goes up to about (She snaps the waistband on her underwear that is just slightly below her breasts) there.
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
(Chandler's date walks in)
Chandler: Oh, uh, I... don't... care. (Joey's date shows up) Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Joey: Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldnt stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, its a couple weeks past its expiration date, so its got a bit of a kick.
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Chandler: Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
Monica: I guess theyre back from their date.
[Scene: Central Perk, Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date.]
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Rachel: You have a play date with a stripper?!
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
Richards Date: Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Richards Date: Yeah, but I didnt get to see it.
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
Richards Date: Impressive.
Phoebe: Like a date type (looks at Rachel) person?
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
Ross: I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we cant date. Its against the rules. Its forbidden.
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Chandler: Thats what you say at the end of a date.
Rachel: Okay, I need a date! (runs to her bedroom)
Phoebe: Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second date, Jason.]
Phoebe: Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (she drags him away)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Rachel: Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay thats, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, thats what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...
BEST MAN: (standing up) Yo! Can I have your attention, please, Best Man, making a toast here. Thank you. (clears throat, and starts reading his toast) I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.