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Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and theyre drinking wine.]
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Joey: Well youre not selling the story! Its like; its like you dont believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when Im preparing for an audition. Okay? Ill set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what youre doing wrong.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Joeys Date: Hi!
Joeys Date: You must be Rachel, Im Erin.
Ross: Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Phoebe: So how was, how was your date?
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
Joey: I just wanted to come by and yknow, wish you good luck on your date.
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Joey: After she gave me that big speech?! She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me? I think shes trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!
Phoebe: Well Its a date.
Chandler: All right! Fine! But its just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I dont want you setting me up with anybody ever again!
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Phoebe: I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
Chandler: A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
[Cut to later in that episode. Phoebe is telling Rachel in Monica and Chandlers that Chandler wants to make a date with Phoebe.]
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Rachel: Yknow youre-youre probably wondering about the old date on there.
[Scene: Jen's apartment, Ross is picking her up for their date.]
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Chandler: Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Ross: A date?
Ross: A date?! Shes-shes got a date?! With who?
CHANDLER: Hey. Well, you will all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow night. This woman, Alison, from work. She's great. She's pretty, she's smart. And uh, I've been holding off on asking her out in the past, because she has an unusually large head. But, I'm not gonna let that stuff hang me up anymore. Look at me. I'm growing.
Rachel: Oh no, I cant. I got a date.
Joey: And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Joey: They go on one date and youre worried about them getting married?! Hes not you!
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
Ross: Im sorry about your date.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine.]
Phoebe: Yknow, just some good faith money to hold the date.
Stu: Either that or shes just the best, most expensive date I ever had.
Laura: Oh, it's nothing. I went on a date with a guy who lived in this building and it didn't end very well.
Rachel: Okay. Um ButOkay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together.
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Ross: Trying to date this woman.
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door.]
Joey: No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)
Joey: I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.]
Rachel: Well dont you have that big date tonight?
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Joey's Date: You mean like from behind?
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Joey's Date: Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel.]
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.
Ross: Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentines Day? Whats going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Mona's Date: Its awfully pink. (Ross mouths, "Its salmon!")
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Mona's Date: Oh, its okay.
Rachel: My due date is in one week!
Joey: Date of birth?
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his date.]
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.
Joey: Its pretty, Okay date of birth?
Phoebe: You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Phoebe: oh umm Mike's picking me up for a date.
Joey: Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.
Mona's Date: Oh umm, I-I dont know if I want to wear a womans shirt.
Ross: so how'd the date go?
Joey: listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
[Scene: Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date.]
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
Joey: (Realizes that he has forgotten all about the double date) Oh my God!
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date.
Rachel: Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.
[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up. A waiter walks past him.]
JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
Rachel: This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?
Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!
Rachel: Oh my god, this is the worst date ever!
Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date.
Rachel: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wish my date hadn't shown up.
Rachel: Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show.
Joeys Date: Sorry about that, but I couldnt get that lock to work on the door.
Ross: Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. Thats-thats where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)