words in movies
Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
Monica: I guess theyre back from their date.
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Rachel: You have a play date with a stripper?!
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date.]
Richards Date: Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
Richards Date: Impressive.
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Richards Date: Yeah, but I didnt get to see it.
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Ross: I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we cant date. Its against the rules. Its forbidden.
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Chandler: Thats what you say at the end of a date.
Phoebe: Well look, if I wanted to see a fireman, I would date one. Okay? (she drags him away)
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking with her second date, Jason.]
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
Phoebe: Like a date type (looks at Rachel) person?
Rachel: Okay, I need a date! (runs to her bedroom)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]
Phoebe: Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
BEST MAN: (standing up) Yo! Can I have your attention, please, Best Man, making a toast here. Thank you. (clears throat, and starts reading his toast) I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
Rachel: Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay thats, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, thats what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Joey's Date: Ew, yknow what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!
[Scene: Dots Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Chip is telling a story.]
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
Joey: Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]
Kathy: Okay. Understanding a little more why you're single. Ohh! Y'know, I have a friend you would like, she's really pretty. And then we could double date!
Ross: Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon.
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Ross: The one with the cat. I gotta go, Ive got another date.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say its gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
[Scene: A street, Ross and Emily are walking home from a date.]
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]
Phoebe: If shes no fun, why do you want to date her at all?
Mark: ...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date. Good. Any questions so far?
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Ross: Well, I-I want to give her another chance, yknow? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that wasif she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasnt kidding, shes not fun, shes stupid, and kind of a racist.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua.]
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? Were on a date.
[Cut back to Rachels date.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date.]
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Joey: I am (Looks in his date book.) free!
Ross: Yeah, all right, its a date. (He leaves)
Monica: Ohh. And I dont even have a date.
[Scene, A Restaurant, Rachel is on her date, drunk, and is leaving that answering machine message.]
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Rachel: Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Rachel: She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan.
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
[Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.]
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Danny: Yep. (To Rachel) I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.
Ross: Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth (Talking into Chandler's ear.) Hornswoggle.
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Chandler: And a date with a man!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]
Gary: Okay, so it's a date.
Phoebe: All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in.
[Scene: The hallway between the apartments, Rachel is returning from her date with Dave.]
Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Meg: Okay now I wouldnt date you because you seem a little creepy.
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldnt be interested? Who wouldnt want to date him?
Meg: Well, I dont care about the divorces either, but I wouldnt date him. Its just that hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
Phoebe: Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Joshua: Yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
Monica: Oh God! Hes gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Hillary: You know, I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date.