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David: Bye Phoebe. (He gets in and the cab drives off. Joey walks up and witnesses that event.)
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00!
David: For me, I have a hard time with le Blanc in particular. When-whenI mean when
(David smiles.)
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
(David and Matt just lose it then.)
David: No! Come on!
David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.
David: Le Blanc.
David: Yeah!
David: Okay, were good.
(David is laughing.)
David: Hes gone. Hes
David: Well thank you so much.
David: That is too much!
(Monica (Courtney Cox) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) are laughing. That then causes Lisa and Jennifer come out of character and start laughing hysterically. And that finally causes David Schwimmer to come out of character and start laughing as well. Matthew decides to sing along now as well.)
Phoebe: David Lynn.
Monica: Whos David Lynn?
Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, David has a cab waiting to take him to the airport and hes saying goodbye to Phoebe.]
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?
David: We enjoy watching each other. And I settle for watching each others performance, and we like each other.
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! David!
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
David: Damn it!
Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)
Monica: You have to tell David!
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
David: Wow, you look even... more beautiful than you did yesterday.
David: Oh... oh...
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine.]
David: No... no...
David: No... well, yeah.
David: In Minsk...
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
David: ...it's uhm... i-it's two on each cheek and uhm... and one on the lips.
Phoebe: Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
David: But... I-I-It's nice... A-a-and... nice is good. A-a-and good is not bad, ergo, w-w-we should keep kissing.
Phoebe: (points to David) And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.
David: But... ergo...
Phoebe: Stop it! Stop it, before someone gets really hurt! (they stop and Phoebe gets David's jacket and gives it to him) Here David, you should just go.
Phoebe: No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.
David: Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
David: Oh, you're going to Minsk?
David: Why? Wh-What are you going to do about it?
David: Right... Goodbye Phoebe. (Makes a move to kiss her.)
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
David: Really? Well, if you do, come in the spring. It's just lovely there.
David: Phoebe! Hi!
David: Yeah, I-I don't, I can't get away with stuff like that. I-I-It sounded sexy in my head, so I...
David: Yeah, hes saying Da-Da.
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
David: Well, after eight years of research I discovered that it can't be done.
David: Good, good, life is good...
Phoebe: David?
David: Wow, you look unbelievable.
David: Yeah, I don't know why, I'm sorry, I guess I just didn't want to lose face.
David: Ah well, I-I'm seeing someone.
(Charlie and Rachel arrive. They see David and Phoebe leave)
David: Do you wanna get a drink?
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
Phoebe: I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.
David: Yeah, I know. Well... this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but do you have some place that you need to be right now?
Rachel: No, that's David.
David: Great.
David: It's ok. Ho-honest mistake.
David: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?
Chandler: David, I'm pretending to read here!!
David: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?
David: That's great! That's great! I-I'll propose to her!
David: I'm sorry, uh... I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know... Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?
David: Mike is your ex... uh... boyfriend!
David: Sorry, I just... I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe...
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe.
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!
Joey: Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and David leave)
Phoebe: David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
David: Well, I'm back from Minsk... permanently.
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh, I have... something I wanna say.
(Phoebe and David walk in)
David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
David: I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her myself.
David: (annoyed) Ok, would you care for my seat as well?
David: Do you smell beets?
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I'm not gonna stand in the way of that and neither should you.
David: It's David, actually!