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(Over the sound of Phoebe singing we hear two scientists, Max and David, having a noisy discussion)
David: Noth- I was- I was just saying to my-
David: (Stands up and speaks more loudly) Sorry, I wa- I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in my- in my life. And then he said that- you said you thought
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
David: -hard quality. And uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-that's when you started yelling. (Sits down)
[Scene: Max and David's lab, David is explaining something to Phoebe with the aid of a whiteboard.]
David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.
David: Yuh.
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.
Phoebe: Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body.
David: Rrrreally.
David: ...Now? Now?
David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)
David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
Max: No. Have you seen David?
David: Hey!
David: Hi! (Kisses her) What-what're you doing here?
Max: Tell her, David. 'I don't wanna go to Minsk and work with Lifson and Yamaguchi and Flench, on nonononononono. I wanna stay here and make out with my girlfriend!!' (Storms out)
David: Thank you, Max. Thank you.
David: I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just- you decide.
David: Please.
David: No, but I'm asking-
David: No, but I can't-
David: -make the decision-
David: Stay.
David: It was Max's stuff. (They kiss)
(David is feeding Phoebe popcorn. Max walks up)
Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.
David: Wow.
David: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
(Phoebe leads David into a bedroom)
David: No, I'm... not going to Minsk.
David: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.
David: Uh, ow.
David: I'll never forget you.
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Story by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Teleplay by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
Written by: Brian Boyle Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly With Minor Adjustments by: Tennant Stuart
David: Yeah, Im just, Im just in town for a conference. Umm, God you look phenomenal!
Teleplay by: Scott Siveri Story by: David J. Lagana Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: In fact, ehm... I going to kiss you now. (David holds Phoebe and wants to kiss her.)
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
David: Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. That's uhm... one seventieth of a karat. And the clarity is uhm... is quite poor.
(David and Phoebe sit down at a table close to Chandler and Monica's)
Emily: And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesnt wear a cup.
David: Well, remember how I was trying to achieve the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
Originally written by Marta Kauffman and David Crane Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu] Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
Ross: Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? (Shakes his head around, pretending like hes jamming.)
Written by: Scott Silveri Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Christoph P�per
Directed by: Ben Weiss Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcript by: David Buehrle
Phoebe: (shouts after David) Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Ahh! Sh(Beep)it that hurt!
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Directed by: David Schwimmer (Yeah, that David Schwimmer.)
David: (noticing Phoebe) Oh my God!
Monica: David who?
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!
David: Phoebe?
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is running up to meet David.]
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
David: Really? Because I think about you all the time.
David: I mean, theres a statue in Minsk
Phoebe: ThatIts not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, hes very special to me.
David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, yknow, next time youre in Minsk umm
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
David: July. Umm, (He speaks Russian.)
David: I-I do though.
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
David: Bye Phoebe. (He gets in and the cab drives off. Joey walks up and witnesses that event.)
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
Phoebe: Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00!
(David smiles.)
(David and Matt just lose it then.)
David: For me, I have a hard time with le Blanc in particular. When-whenI mean when
David: No! Come on!
David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.
David: Okay, were good.
David: Le Blanc.
David: Yeah!
(David is laughing.)
David: Well thank you so much.
(Monica (Courtney Cox) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) are laughing. That then causes Lisa and Jennifer come out of character and start laughing hysterically. And that finally causes David Schwimmer to come out of character and start laughing as well. Matthew decides to sing along now as well.)
David: Hes gone. Hes
David: That is too much!
Phoebe: David Lynn.
David: We enjoy watching each other. And I settle for watching each others performance, and we like each other.
Monica: Whos David Lynn?
Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, David has a cab waiting to take him to the airport and hes saying goodbye to Phoebe.]
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
David: Damn it!
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! David!
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
David: No... no...
David: Wow, you look even... more beautiful than you did yesterday.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine.]
David: Oh... oh...
David: No... well, yeah.
David: In Minsk...
Monica: You have to tell David!
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
David: ...it's uhm... i-it's two on each cheek and uhm... and one on the lips.
David: But... ergo...
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
David: But... I-I-It's nice... A-a-and... nice is good. A-a-and good is not bad, ergo, w-w-we should keep kissing.
Phoebe: No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.
Phoebe: (points to David) And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.
Phoebe: Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
David: Oh, you're going to Minsk?
Phoebe: Stop it! Stop it, before someone gets really hurt! (they stop and Phoebe gets David's jacket and gives it to him) Here David, you should just go.
David: Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
David: Why? Wh-What are you going to do about it?