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Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!
Monica: David who?
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
David: (noticing Phoebe) Oh my God!
David: Phoebe?
Phoebe: David! (He kisses her cheek) What-what are you doing here? Arent you supposed to be in Russia?
David: Yeah, Im just, Im just in town for a conference. Umm, God you look phenomenal!
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
David: Really? Because I think about you all the time.
David: I mean, theres a statue in Minsk
David: That reminds me of you so much, I mean umm, it-its actually of Lenin. But, yknow at certain angles
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
David: (disappointed) Oh. Uh, what?
David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, yknow, next time youre in Minsk umm
Phoebe: Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00!
Phoebe: ThatIts not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, hes very special to me.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is running up to meet David.]
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, David has a cab waiting to take him to the airport and hes saying goodbye to Phoebe.]
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
David: July. Umm, (He speaks Russian.)
David: Please, clean my beakers. I dont get out of the lab much.
David: Yeah, I Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldnt because yknow, I have to leave.
David: I-I do though.
David: Bye Phoebe. (He gets in and the cab drives off. Joey walks up and witnesses that event.)
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
David: Damn it!
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! David!
David: No... no...
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
Monica: You have to tell David!
David: Oh... oh...
David: Wow, you look even... more beautiful than you did yesterday.
David: No... well, yeah.
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
David: In Minsk...
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine.]
David: ...it's uhm... i-it's two on each cheek and uhm... and one on the lips.
David: But... ergo...
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
David: But... I-I-It's nice... A-a-and... nice is good. A-a-and good is not bad, ergo, w-w-we should keep kissing.
Phoebe: Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible.
Phoebe: No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.
Phoebe: (points to David) And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.
David: Oh, uh... we just uh... happen to wear the same shade.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
David: Oh, you're going to Minsk?
Phoebe: Stop it! Stop it, before someone gets really hurt! (they stop and Phoebe gets David's jacket and gives it to him) Here David, you should just go.
David: Yeah, I-I don't, I can't get away with stuff like that. I-I-It sounded sexy in my head, so I...
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
David: Why? Wh-What are you going to do about it?
David: Right... Goodbye Phoebe. (Makes a move to kiss her.)
David: Really? Well, if you do, come in the spring. It's just lovely there.
David: Phoebe! Hi!
David: Well, after eight years of research I discovered that it can't be done.
David: Ah well, I-I'm seeing someone.
David: Do you wanna get a drink?
David: Yeah, hes saying Da-Da.
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
David: Yeah, I know. Well... this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but do you have some place that you need to be right now?
Rachel: No, that's David.
David: Great.
David: Good, good, life is good...
Phoebe: David?
David: Wow, you look unbelievable.
David: Yeah, I don't know why, I'm sorry, I guess I just didn't want to lose face.
(Charlie and Rachel arrive. They see David and Phoebe leave)
David: That's great! That's great! I-I'll propose to her!
Phoebe: I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.
David: It's ok. Ho-honest mistake.
David: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?
David: I'm sorry, uh... I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know... Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?
David: Mike is your ex... uh... boyfriend!
David: Sorry, I just... I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe...
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
Chandler: David, I'm pretending to read here!!
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe.
Joey: Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and David leave)
Chandler: David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!
David: Do you smell beets?
David: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
David: Well, I'm back from Minsk... permanently.
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I'm not gonna stand in the way of that and neither should you.
David: It's David, actually!
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh, I have... something I wanna say.
(Phoebe and David walk in)
Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David!
David: (turns around) Hi Mike!
Phoebe: David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...
David: Just so I know, if I had asked first...
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
(Ross is dumbfounded to see Mike instead of David)
David: I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her myself.
David: (annoyed) Ok, would you care for my seat as well?
David: Phoebe, will you marry me?
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Mike: Sorry David, but she really has to know this.
David: I have a ring.
David: Alright, but after this I want to see you outside. If the rain stops.
David: Ok, I'm gonna take off.
David: Uhm... Ha ha!
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Monica: David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.
(David produces the ring. At the same time, Mike walks in, behind David)
David: So, ehm... I'm proposing to Pheobe tonight. (Removes a ring box from his pocket and opens it to show Chandler the ring)
Phoebe: I mean... (David kisses Phoebe on the cheek, makes his way to the door and turns around again)
Part I Written by: Greg Malins Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!
Teleplay by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Story by: Wil Calhoun Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
David: Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.
David: Well, i-it's okay. I-I-I understand... Well, s... well, are you happy with this guy?
Part I Written by: Greg Malins & Adam Chase Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and... well, it's actually because of you, really, that we're together, I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy, and I just said "Boy, I want that".
(David puts his napkin up to his mouth and starts laughing at his own line. Matt notices him after a while and starts laughing as well.)
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Directed by: Kevin Bright Transcribed by: Kreidy