words in movies
Teleplay by: Scott Siveri Story by: David J. Lagana Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Written by: Brian Boyle Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Story by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Teleplay by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
David: Yeah, Im just, Im just in town for a conference. Umm, God you look phenomenal!
Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.
David: -make the decision-
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly With Minor Adjustments by: Tennant Stuart
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
David: In fact, ehm... I going to kiss you now. (David holds Phoebe and wants to kiss her.)
(David and Phoebe sit down at a table close to Chandler and Monica's)
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. That's uhm... one seventieth of a karat. And the clarity is uhm... is quite poor.
David: Well, remember how I was trying to achieve the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
Ross: Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? (Shakes his head around, pretending like hes jamming.)
Written by: Scott Silveri Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Christoph P�per
Phoebe: (shouts after David) Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!
Emily: And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesnt wear a cup.
Directed by: Ben Weiss Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcript by: David Buehrle
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Directed by: David Schwimmer (Yeah, that David Schwimmer.)
David: -hard quality. And uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-that's when you started yelling. (Sits down)
David: Ahh! Sh(Beep)it that hurt!
David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.
David: No, but I can't-
Originally written by Marta Kauffman and David Crane Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu] Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
David: (noticing Phoebe) Oh my God!
Monica: David who?
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!
David: Phoebe?
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
David: I mean, theres a statue in Minsk
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
David: Really? Because I think about you all the time.
Phoebe: ThatIts not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, hes very special to me.
David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, yknow, next time youre in Minsk umm
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is running up to meet David.]
David: I-I do though.
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
David: Bye Phoebe. (He gets in and the cab drives off. Joey walks up and witnesses that event.)
David: July. Umm, (He speaks Russian.)
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00!
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
(David smiles.)
(David and Matt just lose it then.)
David: For me, I have a hard time with le Blanc in particular. When-whenI mean when
David: No! Come on!
David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.
David: Hes gone. Hes
David: That is too much!
David: Le Blanc.
David: Yeah!
David: Okay, were good.
(David is laughing.)
David: Well thank you so much.
(Monica (Courtney Cox) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) are laughing. That then causes Lisa and Jennifer come out of character and start laughing hysterically. And that finally causes David Schwimmer to come out of character and start laughing as well. Matthew decides to sing along now as well.)
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, David has a cab waiting to take him to the airport and hes saying goodbye to Phoebe.]
Phoebe: David Lynn.
Monica: Whos David Lynn?
Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
David: We enjoy watching each other. And I settle for watching each others performance, and we like each other.
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! David!
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)
David: Damn it!
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
David: Wow, you look even... more beautiful than you did yesterday.
Monica: You have to tell David!
David: Oh... oh...
David: No... no...
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine.]
David: No... well, yeah.
David: In Minsk...
Phoebe: Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
David: But... I-I-It's nice... A-a-and... nice is good. A-a-and good is not bad, ergo, w-w-we should keep kissing.
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
David: ...it's uhm... i-it's two on each cheek and uhm... and one on the lips.
David: But... ergo...
Phoebe: (points to David) And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.
Phoebe: Stop it! Stop it, before someone gets really hurt! (they stop and Phoebe gets David's jacket and gives it to him) Here David, you should just go.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
Phoebe: No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days.