words in movies
Story by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Teleplay by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
(David is feeding Phoebe popcorn. Max walks up)
David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
David: Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui... (David holds his hands gently on the back of Phoebe's neck. There's a sound of a a bunch of keys rattling, and the door opens... It's Mike)
David: Thank you, Max. Thank you.
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly With Minot Adjustments by: Tennant Stuart
Written by: Scott Silveri Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Yeah, Im just, Im just in town for a conference. Umm, God you look phenomenal!
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: No, but I'm asking-
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Written by: Brian Boyle Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly With Minor Adjustments by: Tennant Stuart
David: -make the decision-
Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.
Teleplay by: Scott Siveri Story by: David J. Lagana Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: In fact, ehm... I going to kiss you now. (David holds Phoebe and wants to kiss her.)
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
(David and Phoebe sit down at a table close to Chandler and Monica's)
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Scott Silveri Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Christoph P�per
David: Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. That's uhm... one seventieth of a karat. And the clarity is uhm... is quite poor.
Ross: Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? (Shakes his head around, pretending like hes jamming.)
David: Well, remember how I was trying to achieve the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
Emily: And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesnt wear a cup.
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Directed by: Ben Weiss Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcript by: David Buehrle
Phoebe: (shouts after David) Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!
David: Ahh! Sh(Beep)it that hurt!
David: -hard quality. And uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-that's when you started yelling. (Sits down)
David: No, but I can't-
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Directed by: David Schwimmer (Yeah, that David Schwimmer.)
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
Originally written by Marta Kauffman and David Crane Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu] Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.
David: (noticing Phoebe) Oh my God!
Monica: David who?
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!
David: Phoebe?
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make
David: Really? Because I think about you all the time.
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
Phoebe: ThatIts not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, hes very special to me.
David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, yknow, next time youre in Minsk umm
David: I mean, theres a statue in Minsk
David: Bye Phoebe. (He gets in and the cab drives off. Joey walks up and witnesses that event.)
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is running up to meet David.]
David: July. Umm, (He speaks Russian.)
David: I-I do though.
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
(David smiles.)
Phoebe: Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00!
David: For me, I have a hard time with le Blanc in particular. When-whenI mean when
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
(David and Matt just lose it then.)
David: No! Come on!
David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.
David: Okay, were good.
David: Le Blanc.
David: Yeah!
David: Hes gone. Hes
(David is laughing.)
(Monica (Courtney Cox) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) are laughing. That then causes Lisa and Jennifer come out of character and start laughing hysterically. And that finally causes David Schwimmer to come out of character and start laughing as well. Matthew decides to sing along now as well.)
David: That is too much!
David: Well thank you so much.
Monica: Whos David Lynn?
Phoebe: David Lynn.
Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: We enjoy watching each other. And I settle for watching each others performance, and we like each other.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, David has a cab waiting to take him to the airport and hes saying goodbye to Phoebe.]
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
Phoebe: (gasps) Oh my God! David!
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
David: Damn it!
Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)
David: Wow, you look even... more beautiful than you did yesterday.
David: Oh... oh...
David: No... well, yeah.
Monica: You have to tell David!
David: In Minsk...
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine.]
David: No... no...
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)