words in movies
David: Ahh! Sh(Beep)it that hurt!
David: For me, I have a hard time with le Blanc in particular. When-whenI mean when
David: I keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-II mean I find it so funny.
(Joey hugs Rosss neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which, after a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing.)
(David smiles.)
David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.
David: No! Come on!
(David and Matt just lose it then.)
David: The good thing about the young kids though, theyre completely unpredictable. Which is a lot of fun as an actor to respond with. But there was one story
David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my sons first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasnt supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show
David: Yeah, hes saying Da-Da.
David: Le Blanc.
David: Yeah!
(David puts his napkin up to his mouth and starts laughing at his own line. Matt notices him after a while and starts laughing as well.)
David: Okay, were good.
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
(David is laughing.)
David: Pivat!! (In a high pitched voice) Pivat!!!
David: Hes gone. Hes
David: We enjoy watching each other. And I settle for watching each others performance, and we like each other.
David: Well thank you so much.
David: That is too much!
Monica: I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David. She's clearly in love with Mike.
David: Yeah, I Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldnt because yknow, I have to leave.
Written by: Dana Klein Borkow Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Phoebe: Look David, if... if you had never left, then... yeah, we'd probably still be together right now, but... you did leave, and I-I'm with Mike and I really care about him...
Mike: Hi David. Chandler. Monica... (Looks at Monica, checking her big hair, aghast) Oh!
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
David: Please, clean my beakers. I dont get out of the lab much.
Phoebe: Sure! Look, ok, bottom line: I love Mike... David! David. I love David. Don't look at me that way, Roseanne Rosannadanna!
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane
Chandler: Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? (Does the impression)
David: Noth- I was- I was just saying to my-
David: Wa... wa... wait! We can... call them later. Can you just... just stand there f-f-for a moment? Boy! There's an old Russian expression, uhm... it goes: Schto ya ztez vigul... ui! Roughly translated that means uhm... This thing that I'm looking at: wow!
David: Well... just so you know... hearing it wasn't exactly a Vladnik carnival either... Can we at least hug goodbye?
David: Yuh.
David: ...Now? Now?
David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
David: No, I'm... not going to Minsk.
David: I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just- you decide.
David: Stay.
David: Please.
David: Rrrreally.
(Phoebe leads David into a bedroom)
David: Uh, ow.
David: Hey!
Max: No. Have you seen David?
David: I'll never forget you.
David: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
David: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.
David: Wow.
(David is feeding Phoebe popcorn. Max walks up)
David: Hi! (Kisses her) What-what're you doing here?
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly With Minot Adjustments by: Tennant Stuart
David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
David: Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui... (David holds his hands gently on the back of Phoebe's neck. There's a sound of a a bunch of keys rattling, and the door opens... It's Mike)
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
David: Thank you, Max. Thank you.
Written by: Scott Silveri Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: No, but I'm asking-
Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: Yeah, Im just, Im just in town for a conference. Umm, God you look phenomenal!
CHANDLER: No, Stephen Hurs was the kid who would eat anything for money, David Stein was the guy who had no elbows.
Written by: Brian Boyle Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Story by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Teleplay by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips With Minor Adjustments by: Dan Silverstein
David: -make the decision-
Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly With Minor Adjustments by: Tennant Stuart
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Teleplay by: Scott Siveri Story by: David J. Lagana Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
David: In fact, ehm... I going to kiss you now. (David holds Phoebe and wants to kiss her.)
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: (noticing Phoebe) Oh my God!
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
David: Well, remember how I was trying to achieve the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
Emily: And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesnt wear a cup.
Ross: Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? (Shakes his head around, pretending like hes jamming.)
Written by: Scott Silveri Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Christoph P�per
Directed by: Ben Weiss Written by: Mark Kunerth Transcript by: David Buehrle
Phoebe: (shouts after David) Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!
Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
David: -hard quality. And uh, while Daryl Hannah is beautiful in a conventional way, you are luminous with a kind of a delicate grace. Then, uh, that-that-that's when you started yelling. (Sits down)
Written by: Scott Silveri Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Directed by: David Schwimmer (Yeah, that David Schwimmer.)
Originally written by Marta Kauffman and David Crane Trascribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips [mmatting@indiana.edu] Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein.
David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.
Phoebe: ThatIts not the same thing! This is totally different! This is with David! Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, hes very special to me.
David: Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well listen, yknow, next time youre in Minsk umm
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
David: I-I do though.
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
(David and Phoebe sit down at a table close to Chandler and Monica's)
David: Yeah, well, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think. That's uhm... one seventieth of a karat. And the clarity is uhm... is quite poor.
David: No, but I can't-
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
David: Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
David: Really? Because I think about you all the time.
David: I mean, theres a statue in Minsk
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is running up to meet David.]
Monica: David who?
Phoebe: (gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! Thats David!
David: Phoebe?
Phoebe: David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!
David: Bye Phoebe. (He gets in and the cab drives off. Joey walks up and witnesses that event.)
David: July. Umm, (He speaks Russian.)
(Monica (Courtney Cox) and Chandler (Matthew Perry) are laughing. That then causes Lisa and Jennifer come out of character and start laughing hysterically. And that finally causes David Schwimmer to come out of character and start laughing as well. Matthew decides to sing along now as well.)
Teleplay by: Zachary Rosenblatt Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00!
Monica: Whos David Lynn?
Phoebe: David Lynn.
Part I Written by: Scott Silveri Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, David has a cab waiting to take him to the airport and hes saying goodbye to Phoebe.]
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Directed by: David Schwimmer Transcribed by: Eric Aasen