words in movies
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, Im in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachels all like, I love you and, and lets work on this. And all I can think about is, What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say? when I tell her what I did.
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
Joey: (stomps on the footrest which pops Ross up into a sitting position) The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! (slapping his hands with each word) You always have to think about the trail!
Chandler: Okay, okay-okay, ah, Chloe works with that guy Issac. Issacs sister is Jasmine. And Jasmine works at that message place with Phoebe. And Phoebes friends with Rachel. And thats the trail, I did it!
Monica: Did that!
Ross: Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?
Jasmine: You did a bad thing!
Ross: Yes, I did.
Ross: Im agreeing with you. Did you, listen, did you happen to tell Phoebe yet?
Phoebe: Whe-where did he put it?!
Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
Ross: Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
Rachel: Yeah, what the hell did I know!
Phoebe: No. No, I wont. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didnt love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And thats how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, thats a lie.
Phoebe: I was preparing you for mydidnt you think I was dead? Did that not come off?
Monica: When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?
Monica: I gotcha. Sorry. (To Monica) So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?
Ross: No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?
Rachel: Ross! Yknow what, I just gotwhy? Why did you do this?!
Joey: Yeah, so did I.
Phoebe: How did that happen?!!
Ross: (stands up) Thats great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Phoebe: I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself!
Rachel: Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!
Joey: All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)
Joey: Why did I have to start working out again? (Looks at the weights he was using.) Damn you 15s!
(They turn to look at each other and suddenly remember that they did in fact get married.)
Joey: Well, what did you have?
Chandler: When did I try to give you money?
Phoebe: Please...wait, how did you do that?
Monica: Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?
Joey: Of course I did.
Ross: Whoa, hello, did you just meet Monica?
Ross: (gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. (kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)
Monica: All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. (Gets her cleaning gloves on) Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
Rachel: Oh my God. Did you talk to him?
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
Ross: I know. Thats why I did it. (With a big smile) Come on, are they really that bad?
{Y'know, sometimes I think the script writers throw in a line like that to try to trip me up. But it won't work. I'll always have the last laugh! <manical_laugh.wav> Okay, so maybe I'm a little deluded, it's probably just my spellchecker. But, I must admit I did get Mesozoic and Paleozoic on the first attempt. Yay me! Anyhoo }
Chandler: Now Ive upset you? What did I say?
Ross: Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to.
Rachel: Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.
Ross: I-I, did that for you.
Joey: Na-uh! (To everyone there) Hey did anybody lose their keys?
Ross: Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having.
Phoebe: So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
Chandler: What?! Why did you do that?
Rachel: (sarcastically) No, I did, but tell me again, because its so romantic.
Chandler: Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldnt have, but it did. I mean I like her, I dont want to stop seeing her, but every so often its like Hey, y'know what, wheres your leg? I mean Im the smallest person in the world arent I? Im the smallest person in the world.
Monica: Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did.
Joey: Thats what that was?! Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me.
Monica: And Dad, yknow that mailman that you got fired? He didnt steal your Playboys! Ross did!
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
Monica: Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
Chandler: Who did you originally want to hook up with?
Ross: Did you get Monica's authorization to move all of her stuff?
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
Ross: Why did you do that?
Phoebe: Ross, where did you get this?!
Rachel: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? (Monica looks away.) Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. (Exits.)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo ]
Ross: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I dont know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?
Mr. Geller: I understand completely, theres nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.
Monica: What did I tell you about the hall?!
Chandler: Did you hear that?
Chandler: Hey so, did uh, did she move out?
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, no you didnt. I did.
Joey: (laughing hysterically) Youre right! That did cheer me up!
Ross: Wow, Monicas letting other people help decorate her tree! Did someone get her drunk again or?
Phoebe: Its mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know... Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like "yeah, right, well what else is new?"
Rachel: Come on, Joey, I did it and it was fine.
Monica and Rachel: You did!
Joey: Hey! I did it. I called my producer. I told him I had a family emergency, he totally bought it. Thanks for teaching me how to lie Pheebs.
Rachel: How-how did you lose your job here?
Rachel: Wow! What did he say?
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dads proud of me! My dads proud of me.
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Chandler: Boy did we make friends with the wrong sister! (Rachel glares at him.)
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Jill: No! They did! (Points to Phoebe and Ross)
Rachel: No, of course, of course Ive heard of them! Ross, what did you get?
Jill: (hits him) Shut up! I did not sound like that at all!
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
Rachel: Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off?
Rachel: So uh, so did anything happen? Because rumor has it you guys shut the drapes!
Monica: Thats Phoebe! Where did you get that?
Monica: (noticing the bag Joeys carrying) Oh great! Did you get a movie?
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Monica: Why did they get divorced?
Chandler: You didnt get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?
Joey: Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? Cause I think I read it!
Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)
Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
Ross: I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!
Rachel: (mouthing it to him) Yes, you did.
Joey: (To Rachel) Did I not just tell him?
Phoebe: Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!
Rachel: I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by.
Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?
Joey: Yeah you did.
Rachel: Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh
Joey: Yeah? What did ya have?
Ross: Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?
Joey: Just okayDid you do it right?!
Ross: Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?"
Joey: (hes just picked up their bill) Hey! So, whats with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?
(He shifts on the couch and a ripping sound emanates from his lower regions, the sound reminds one of a brief explosion of gas. In other words, it sounds like he farted. She has a look of horrific wonderment, wondering "Did he just fart?")
Doug: (coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?
Joey: Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up!