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[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I dont think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And theyre on the same couch. Which means theyre sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasnt been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that theres anything wrong with that. That is unless youre a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Monica: Did you break up with her?
Chandler: I did not say fat! I said, "Fa-aa-aw-ow "
Joey: Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? (Phoebe glares at him.)
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Monica: In one year?! My God what did she eat? Her-her family! Thats not the point.
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?
MONICA: What did you say?
RACHEL: I did not sell you out.
MONICA: Yes you did. Absolutely.
MONICA: Did you just flick me?
Phoebe: Oh, god, the last time I babysat them, they did the funniest thing..
Phoebe: I did it! One mile on a hippity-hop! Thats it!! Thats everything I wanted to do before I was thirty. Oh, except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. But oh well. Yay!! (They all cheer again.) And-and girls this thing is a Godsend if you know what I mean. (Rachel and Monica look intrigued and as they all head into Central Perk, Rachel picks up the hippity-hop that Phoebe left behind.)
KID: Hi. Uh, did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? It's kind of an emergency.
JOEY: Oh, what about that thing he did when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats. You never even saw the money, it was like this. [With money in his palm] Hey Chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats [shakes his had and passes the dollar].
MONICA: I can't believe you did that.
Monica: Y'know if its any consolation, he really did sound like he was having more fun with you. (Rachel nods in agreement)
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
MRS. GELLER: She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
MR. GELLER: When did I say that?
CHANDLER: I did pay for half of it.
MONICA: Oh. Well did you get it? Let me see.
JOEY: I did. I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have like, time alone with my thoughts but, ya know, it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.
ROSS: Did you see me write one down?
MONICA: Did she leave a number?
MONICA: Did you like it?
ROSS: Why did you hate me?
RACHEL: Well, how did you find out?
Mr. Geller: No. Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about?
ROSS: Good, good, good. So, is uh, was your moustache, did, used to be different?
MONICA: Did they just kill off Joey?
Lydia: So how did you know I was even here?
Chandler: Oh yeah? (He grabs the pad and starts reading it.) Joshua, give me a call sometime, guys like you (Pause) never go out of stylewhat did you throw away?
CHANDLER: Where did you hear it from before?
PHOEBE: Oooh, so so so, did you read the book?
Amy: (looks confused) N-no... uhm... did I buy a falafel from you yesterday?
JOEY: Look at this, how did I spend so much money?
PHOEBE: I know, I know, and I was gonna get it but then he came in with this needle and uh, di-, did you know they do this with needles?
ROSS: Great, how did it go?
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
Phoebe: Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant?
CAROL: What did he say?
RACHEL: Did, did he just, did he, did he just say, he said bye. He said bye. You said, you said bye to me. You said bye to me.
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
Joey: This is where I keep the pizza. (Its the same location as before.) AndHey! Where did the napkin go?! (The napkin is not in its spot.)
RACHEL: How did you make $17.
PHOEBE: Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, "ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it." Oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, I was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.
RACHEL: Why, when did you get out of the game?
PHOEBE: Yeah. So um, did he ever talk about me, Phoebe?
ROSS: Well we did it, we're here. We are standing our ground. How long does a cup of coffee take?
ROSS: Hi honey, how did it go?
Sleep Clinic Worker: Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study. (Joey doesnt answer) Uh, sir? (Joey starts snoring)
Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.
MRS. GREENE: Did you know my husband has glasses just like that?
PHOEBE: It was an accident, and, and the woman who did this would never ever hurt a dog on purpose. She's a vegetarian.
PHOEBE: Oh no, ooh, ooh, did somebody forget to use a coaster?
MONICA: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You know what, the way you did it was just fine.
ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?
Ross: Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.
Ross: Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
ROB: How did you know there was a but?
CHANDLER: That's what I did when I lost my Clydesdales.
RTST: Yeah, well, anyhoo, here is your check. [hands it to her] Thank you for all the trouble you went through. Um, listen, you didn't eat a lot of it while you were cooking, did you?
JOEY: I did do it, I'm a professional.
Ross: Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin around! (Shes stunned) Like you did last night when I had to pee?
BIG BULLY: Did we not make ourselves clear the other day.
MONICA: Did you ever, uh, like, think about the future?
CHANDLER: You know, I don't think we brought enough stuff. Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil?
CHANDLER: Hey, what did your agent say?
Ross: Okay, umm. Did you ever see, um, Return Of The Jedi?
Rachel: Did you ever do the-the Leia thing?
Joey: I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did.
Ross: Did you talk about the night of five times? Do you tell people about the night of five times?
Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, Im in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachels all like, I love you and, and lets work on this. And all I can think about is, What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say? when I tell her what I did.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago.
Monica: Michelle! Of course, it was Michelle! Did it sound like Michelle?
Monica: Rach, did you check the machine?
Phoebe: Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'.
RACHEL: I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you just say hi? Oh my God, Ross, Ross, Ben just said 'Hi'.
JOEY: Yeah. Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid... Ya know what? Just did.
Phoebe: How did you do that?
Monica: Outgoing! Did that say outgoing?! Not, outgoing!!!
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
Rachel: Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?
Rachel: When did you go to a sperm bank?
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.
Chandler: Richard! No one supposed to know about us! (Richard just smiles at him.) See I, did it again.
Joey: Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of being my agent.
Ross: Yes, we did, everything's A-OK!
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Phoebe: (turns around and hits Frank) So thats what you thought I did!! God! Thats not what I do!
Joey: Oh, Im sorry. Did I get ya?
Rachel: Yeah, what the hell did I know!
Joey: (wipes a little jam from the corner of his mouth) Did I get it?
Joey: Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, when was 1990?
Monica: Hey, did you pick a roommate?
Chandler: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.
Monica: Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish? (goes over to the kitchen to check on the dinner) No, cause I made lasagne. (to Rachel) Am I out of control?
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Mr. Geller: Well, it's your mother's bridge night so I thought that I would come into the city for a little Monicuddle. (hugs her) Since when did you start smoking cigars?
Monica: If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.
Joey: Did you see the size of the closets?!