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[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I dont think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And theyre on the same couch. Which means theyre sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasnt been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that theres anything wrong with that. That is unless youre a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Monica: Did you break up with her?
Chandler: I did not say fat! I said, "Fa-aa-aw-ow "
Joey: Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? (Phoebe glares at him.)
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Monica: In one year?! My God what did she eat? Her-her family! Thats not the point.
Chandler: What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I cant have children!!
Barry: I'm sorry... I'm sorry, God, I am so sorry, I'm an idiot, I was weak, I couldn't help myself! Whatever I did, I only did because I love you so much!
Phoebe: Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie.
Monica: Oh, I'm glad. Listen, I want to apologize about Chandler, though. I just did not see this coming.
Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, heres a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?
Phoebe: Look David, if... if you had never left, then... yeah, we'd probably still be together right now, but... you did leave, and I-I'm with Mike and I really care about him...
Chandler: Because thats where Joey gave me some stuff to store that Ive never seen before in my life! Okay, that did not just happen! (He does a weird clicky motion with his fingers, that kinda hard to describe.)
Ben: (prompting her) What did we agree?
Chandler: Hey, you're not him. You're you. When they were all over you to go into your father's pipe-fitting business, did you cave?
MONICA: Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. But he's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it.
Chandler: I did. (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price.
Joey: All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's got to be an explanation. Uh... did you do anything to make her mad?
Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, (hands him a lasagna) but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.
Chandler: Phoebe, did you see that?! He totally checked you out! He is so cute! (Looking at his tea.) Mine has a picture of The Village People, what does that mean?
ROSS: I'm here. How's my little boy? Want Daddy to change your diaper? So, did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?
Chandler: And you did it first?! This is gonna kill him! You know how much he loves to propose!
Paul: (acting manly to try and cover up his crying) Okay. Chandler, did your dad ever hug you?
Chandler: Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man! Dont tell me I did this!
Phoebe: Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end A. Happily, B. Medium, or C. In the total abandonment of her and her two children?
Rachel: Okay. (They start to head for the bedroom) Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?
Joey: (Shouting after him) Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! (To Ross) See what happens when you break the code?
Ross: The eyes did still sparkle.
MR A: Oh, that's all right, although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.
Joey: (Snatches the phone) Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and... Excuse me? (To his dad) Did you know this isn't Ma?
Monica: Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Mischa laughs) Why? What did I say?
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Rachel: No way. No way did you do this.
Joey: Did you call the cops?
Joey: No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen.
Monica: Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up? Phoebe: A bunch of stuff. And the worst one... he wants me to get rid of Gladys.
Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?
Monica: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
Phoebe: Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.
Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Rachel: Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow.. When did it get so complicated?
Rachel: And did you notice...? (She spreads her thumb and index finger.)
Chandler: Okay, okay-okay, ah, Chloe works with that guy Issac. Issacs sister is Jasmine. And Jasmine works at that message place with Phoebe. And Phoebes friends with Rachel. And thats the trail, I did it!
Rachel: I did.
Chandler: Did you make it, or are you just serving it?
Ross: That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.
Monica: What did they do to you?
Monica: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?
[Cut to Chandler and Joeys, Joey and Phoebe are watching TV. The TV is turning off and on, and each time Phoebe is blinking her eyes like the Genie did. The switch obviously controls the outlet which the TV is plugged into.]
Monica: (leaping off of the couch and runs up) Wait! Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos?'
PHOE: Yeah. Oh, OOOH, yeah, you know, did you notice how he always starts his stories with, um, OK, 'I was soooo wasted,' or, 'Oh, we were soooo bombed,' or, ummm, ooh, ooh, 'So I wake up, and I'm in this dumpster in Connecticut.'
Phoebe: Did he mention us?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
Chandler: (covering) What... did you get me there?
Rachel: (to Ross) Yes! Did you see that?
Monica: How, how did that happen?
Monica: How-how did that happen?
Monica: (to Joey) He is so cute. (to Angela and Bob) So, where did you guys grow up?
Monica: Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?
Phoebe: Pumpkin? Yeah. But did he ever call you like, Budolph?
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Monica: You did not go!
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.
Chandler: You did?
Monica: I did.
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Phoebe: (following him) And did you notice the ice? (Gestures to 3 huge buckets of ice on the table.) Look! We have it all! We have crushed! Cubed! And dry! Watch! (Pours some water onto the dry ice, causing it to evaporate/smoke.) Ahhh! Mystical!
Monica: What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!
Phoebe: Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down? I mean, that was just mean.
Rachel: Oh, he is precious! Where did you get him?
Joey: Aww, man. Thats the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out hes my roommate, shes gonna tell him what I did.
Ross: Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?
Ross: (jealous) So, um... where did Paolo come from?
Ross: Wha-What did he say that was so funny?
Rachel: So, um, did she...
Monica: Hey, Rach, did you make your money?
Joey: (to Monica) We did?
Girl: We did?
Carol: I did.
Ross: What, that we had a baby? Come on lets give him a little credit, although, he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier.
Phoebe: I can't believe you did that!
Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?
Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
Mike: Hey, when did we become one of those couples whose lives revolve around their rats?
Monica: Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
Joey: Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything.
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened.
Monica: So, did I hear Poconos?
Ross: No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you.
Monica: ...What did I ask?
Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
Fake Monica: I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?
Chandler: I can't believe you did this. (Walks toward the door)
Phoebe: Did you ever feed him a poison capsule that made him bleed from the eyes?
Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something?
Ross: Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?
Rachel: Did you not get a good enough look the other day?
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Mrs. Tribbiani: I know you did, cookie. Oh, I know you did. So tell me. Did you see her?
Joey: Ma, I'm sorry. I just did what I thought you'd want.
Joey: Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!! Come on! Its like the end of an era! No more J-man and Channies!!
Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
Chandler: I did, but...
Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.