words in movies
JOEY: Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?
ROSS: So you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?
MONICA: Oh look, and he did my crossword puzzle.
PHOEBE: Happy Christmas Eve Eve. [sees Ross's picture frame] Oh my God, where did you get this?
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
RACHEL: Did you just break the radiator?
MONICA: So, wait, you really did like my cookies?
Monica: (noticing the bag Joeys carrying) Oh great! Did you get a movie?
Monica: Why did they get divorced?
Chandler: You didnt get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)
Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
Ross: I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!
Joey: (To Rachel) Did I not just tell him?
Rachel: (mouthing it to him) Yes, you did.
Joey: Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? Cause I think I read it!
Phoebe: Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!
Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?
Joey: Yeah you did.
Rachel: Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh
Rachel: I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by.
Ross: Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?
Joey: Just okayDid you do it right?!
Ross: Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?"
Joey: Yeah? What did ya have?
Doug: (coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?
Joey: Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up!
(He shifts on the couch and a ripping sound emanates from his lower regions, the sound reminds one of a brief explosion of gas. In other words, it sounds like he farted. She has a look of horrific wonderment, wondering "Did he just fart?")
Joey: (hes just picked up their bill) Hey! So, whats with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Ben: What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Ross: What? (She takes the sign off and hands it to him.) Thats great. That is great. (Crumples up the paper and throws it down in anger.) What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Monica: Yes! Why, did youyou forget to make yours?
Monica: Well, I did one time, and-and I want to start doing it more. See thats what this is about.
Rachel: Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? (Laughs) Good luck, Rach.
Ross: I tired attacking two women, did not work.
Joey: And scene! Huh? Wasnt that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?
Monica: Yeah sure, nature called, she wanted to see who else did.
The Saleswoman: Did you cut this couch in half?
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Ross: Wh-haa-haa! Look what cha did! (Rachel has her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing.)
Elizabeth: Oh yeah. So umm, did you have a nickname for me?
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
Rachel: I did.
Rachel: I did, Monica was so sweet she left a little mint on my pillow.
Elizabeth: For what its worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more.
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
Phoebe: What did you do on yours?
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
Phoebe: Then why did she ask us to
Chandler: Gap commercial. (To Monica) So did you book them? Did you call?
Chandler: So it did go well.
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
Joey: Yeah, did I fool ya?
Ross: What? No! No! I am not gonna hide it from PhoebeOoh, although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets! (Gets them.)
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Chandler: I cant believe I did this! What an idiot!
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Rachel: Already? Thats pretty bad what you did.
Rachel: I did not sell you out.
Monica: Did you just flick me?
Monica: Yes you did. You absolutely sold me...
Phoebe: Oh, did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler? Yes, mine's worse!
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
Paul: A part of him did yes.
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Rachel: I mean if you think about it, I mean Ross did learn something from each marriage.
Ross: Did I, did I even treat?
Ross: Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?
Joey: (entering) Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?
The Dry Cleaner: I did.
Rachel: I know you did! I bought the same one! And if she sees your table shes gonna know that I lied to her. I told her ours was an original.
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Rachel: You just did a little dancy thing.
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Ross: Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?
Phoebe: Oh! Here it is! (Noticing it next to the door.) Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, "Son of a bitch?" (Son of a bitch is written across the entire picture.)
Phoebe: Well, what did he do?
Phoebe: (entering from her room) Hey, did she buy it?
Megan: We met with him. Did he show you the photos of the nude wedding he did?
Joey: No! No, I quit a long time ago. (Pause) Did I forget to you that one? Im sorry.
Chandler: No, did he hug you?!
CHANDLER: I'm gonna hold him a different way. Look I don't understand, if you hated it so much, why did you buy it in the first place?
Paul: No! No! Its just that, my dad never did. I miss my dad.
Ross: (before entering) Did you really hear a bear?
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Monica: Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) "Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?"
Ross: Oh, you have to call the police! Thats what I did to the kids in my building!
(Monica smiles then acts shocked. Chandler cant believe she just did that.)
Chandler: Hey-hey, hey! (Gets up and hugs him.) I dont know why I did that!
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
Chandler: (after the door closes) What did you guys just do?!
Monica: What uhWhat did youWhat?!
Joey: Pretty great! Except I did get a little attitude from the robot.
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Monica: Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?
Chandler: Well where did she go?
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I-IHey! I did not go out with your wife! (The same woman from before enters.) Okay? I went out with her! (Points at her.)