words in movies
Rachel: Just tell Joey that you watched the tape and you liked it, but your bosses didn't. Then that way, you're the good guy and they're the bad guys.
Chandler: That's good! I liked it, they didn't. (he sees Joey out of the window hitting on a girl) Joey, for God's sake, go to work! (Joey runs away).
Benjamin: Well, yes, and now. Yes I did say it, and no, I didn't not say it.
Phoebe: Oh, I didn't know you wanted her too!
Chandler: (sounds nervous) Yeah! I... I... I liked it! (Joey continues to look at him suspiciously) But, ehm... my bosses didn't go for it. Stupid sons of bitches!
Joey: (sounds confident) You didn't watch the tape.
Joey: (yelling back) No you didn't! (turns and goes towards his room)
Chandler: Why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape?
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
Joey: (Yelling at Chandler) And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape! (goes back to his room and slams the door).
Chandler: Look, I'm sorry I didn't give them your tape. And I promise, next time to submit you whether I think you are right for the part or not.
Ross: No I didn't, and you want to know why? Because your ex-boyfriend is still in love with you.
Ross: If you don't believe me, let's go talk to him, okay? I'm telling you, he didn't ask me one paleontological question.
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Ross: Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
Phoebe: Wow! See, and I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything.
Rachel: Sup.. You want to talk supportive? You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.
Rachel: She didn't hang up either...
Ross: Oh, that is so sweet.(listens) No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three.(He doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet.) Well you didn't hang up either.
Ross: You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Chandler: Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. (He walks back to the others but she calls him back.)
Monica: See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!
Chandler: Well, as long as the pilgrims didn't eat it, I'm in.
Rachel: Okay. (Closes the door.) Walked right into that one didn't he?
Joey: Are they? I didn't know I cared that much.
Ross: I loved this place! To tell you the truth, I wish I didn't have to move.
Chandler: No he didn't. [Moving it back.]
Monica: No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
Monica: Well it didn't!
Monica: I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident.
Monica: What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!
Phoebe: Yeah but why didn't you just say that you didn't read the book?!
Phoebe: Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it!
Chandler: No I didn't!
Chandler: No I didn't!
Joey: Didn't think so.
Joey: I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch.
Joey: That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!
Phoebe: You didn't read this one either?!
Phoebe: I don't know! I didn't come with her!
Cheryl: Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part.]
Joey: (To Chandler) I didn't finish my five pages.
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Ross: No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!
BIG BULLY: Maybe we didn't make it clear enough.
ROSS: I, I know it's big, I just didn't know it was uh, ha-ha big.
Rachel: Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- (Marcel pushes down a cushion to reveal a shoe) Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl- whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? (Takes the shoe into the kitchen) Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh! (She notices the newsletter and taps the contents of the shoes onto it, then folds it shut) Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that. (She leaves the apartment holding the newsletter at arm's length. However, she leaves the door open. Marcel runs out in the opposite direction. There is a shot from the TV and Rachel runs back in) Who died? Who died? Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over! Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right Marcel? Because- (Looks down and notices he is missing) Marcel? Marc- (Notices the open door)
Phoebe: Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.
Chandler: Okay, Pheebs, we decided the picnic idea was a little Y'know, it didn't have any It-it, well it blew. So, we thought, that this afternoon that we would all go away for the whole weekend to, Atlantic City!
Joey: What?! I didn't touch a guitar!
Rachel: Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?
Phoebe: No you didn't!
Ross: Okay, I didn't know you would say that.
Chandler: Well, I-I just didn't think it was funny sir.
Ursula: Wow! Didn't she die like five years ago?
Joey: Estelle said I didn't get it. (Sits down next to Rachel on the couch.)
Ross: Well, maybe he just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Chandler: I'm telling you, she gives the worst massages ever!! Okay, it was like she was torturing me for information. And I wanted to give it up I justI didn't know what it was!
Joey: (with his mouthful) Hey, I didn't stalk her. I mean (he sprays Phoebe with crumbs)
Joey: Well I didn't tell them!
ROSS: Well pal, you didn't give me much of a choice. [flicks the ends of the big bully's tie]
PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself? Oh! That was fun. So who's hungry?
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Chandler: I didn't know you were taking a class. That is so cool.
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Ross: What? What? What?! You guys knew? (Joey and Rachel backup against the door.) You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!
Rachel: Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you!
Chandler: No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!
Chandler: I didn't think I was!
Rachel: Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?
Phoebe: Wow! I didn't see that coming! You're-you're asking me out!
MICH: Monica told you I was cuter that this, didn't she?
Rachel: Well, I didn't know what else to do!
Ross: You sang Baby Got Back didn't you?
Monica: You didn't!
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Ross: Yes!! I knew it!! (To the people who didn't make it.) Bye-bye! So long! Later!
(Joey laughs then realizes the trick didn't work when Chandler hands him his card back.)
Ross: Okay, I've got to go pick up Ben but I-I will figure something out. (He opens the door and stops.) Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?
Monica: You got a callback too didn't you?
Chandler: You built a fort didn't ya?
Nancy: I thought you didn't smoke.
Monica: No you didn't.
Kim: Rachel didn't you just light that?
Kim: Yeah. That didn't work out.
Rachel: That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Ross: Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.
Joey: Yeah, I didn't know that.
Ross: Yeah, but-but he didn't know that!
Monica: All right, sweetie that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose.
Rachel: I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
Joey: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya. (To Chandler) I'm sorry man.
Joey: Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!
Monica: The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there.
Chandler: How can he do that? Didn't you sign a lease?
Rachel: Okay. Thank you! Thank you! BecauseI'm sorry, all right. Because y'know what? She didn't want menot important. The point is, I was right. Your decision. Okay? I was right. (She starts for the door.) (Stops) Your decision.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
Ross: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that.
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Didn't I just throw you out of here?
Phoebe: Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.
CHAN: Didn't you used to call it the Little Major?
Chandler: I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Joey: (shocked) From the land down under? I didn't know that either!