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Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Ross: (to Rachel) I-Im sorry Rach, I didnt know. Are you gonna be okay?
Joey: No, no, I didnt mean you. But, you believed me, huh?
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Joey: (crying) You didnt cry when Bambis mother died?
Chandler: Oh they didnt want to come!
Chandler: That was an obvious joke, and I didnt think of it. Why didnt I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
Chandler: So you didnt mean any of that?!
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didnt go in. How strong am I?
Ross: Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me and-and I didnt stop it. I guess I-I just wasnt thinking
Rachel: Well why didnt you take the job?
Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
Chandler: You didnt get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?
Ross: And-and I, and I saw that Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then I pretended I didnt know he was in there. (They all kinda look at him.)
Phoebe: I know! But if I didnt work there, what else would I do?
Dr. Roger: Ohh! Didnt know! Okay!
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait! You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer. If you must know the truth, I didnt want to lose a perfectly good assistant.
Rachel: Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh
Phoebe: Oh, okay I didnt get that message. So this doesnt countAnyway, Ill be in my office.
Ross: Didnt you spend last night at Joeys?
Joey: Yeah, hes the reason I didnt get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.
Rachel: Well, he didnt say, but it was a fire. Im guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!
Monica: Its Chandlers way of pretending he didnt take mime.
Phoebe: You guys, why didnt you tell me you were eloping?
Monica: (angrily) It wasnt funny at all! Why would you do that? Why didnt you pick me?
Rachel: Oh my God! It sure didnt look this way when I lived here.
Monica: Joey! You didnt even know her!
Chandler: Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Ross: Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didnt want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that shes going to Florida for spring vacation.
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Chandler: You didnt see how mad he was, yknow?
Chandler: You mean you didnt get it from this?
Rachel: I didnt know you could get married here.
Chandler: Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didnt I?
Ross: I cant believe he didnt come!
Paul: Dont worry about it, I just didnt realize you were married. (Rachel returns and hears that.)
Ross: I didnt know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didnt finish the whole letter!
Joey: I didnt do that! Who wouldve done that?!
Monica: Oh please, he didnt hear it! He didnt hear it!!
Phoebe: I was preparing you for mydidnt you think I was dead? Did that not come off?
Ross: Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didnt you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan? (Rachel looks confused) The neighbor's dog.
Ross: Yeah, you didnt get one.
Phoebe: I cant! I cant! Unless Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didnt buy that lamp?
Phoebe: I didnt do it! It was Chandler! Hes Hes mad at you!
Rachel: My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Ross: co-founded. Co-founded the club was because I was insanely in love with you. Obviously I didnt handle it very well. But if you think about it the I Hate Rachel Club was really the I Love Rachel Club.
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Chandler: Well why didnt you stop her?! Why didnt you just tell her it was a plan?!
Joey: We didnt ruin it!
Rachel: Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.
Monica: I didnt change!
Rachel: Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didnt want to talk to anyone, especially me?
Chandler: Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didnt tell my girlfriend that you love her?
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Joey: Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.
Mr. Bowmont: I was actually relieved uh I didnt win the boat. My wife wouldve killed me.
Joey: Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didnt know there.
Ross: No! But we-we didnt have sex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.
Rachel: I dont know. Yknow, they didnt get us anything.
Rachel: Yeah, I didnt want you to get hit by the boom!
Mrs. Geller: Well it was Chandler! We didnt think hed ever propose!
Chandler: No I didnt!
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
Phoebe: You didnt leave lipstick marks on the phone.
Joey: I want this part so much! Yknow? If I dont get this part Im never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!No, I didnt say that! Thats a lie.
Phoebe: Well, didnt you just hear what I said?!
Ross: Dude, you didnt say Die Hard. Is everything okay?
Kim: You didnt cancel the fabric order from Taiwan?
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Richard: I didnt ask. You wanna come in?
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Monica: (closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
Rachel: Oh sorry didnt mean to interrupt. Its just such a beautiful space; do you do a lot of weddings here?
Rachel: Maybe its not as bad as I think. Yknow, maybe they didnt take it the way I meant it.
Chandler: You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!
Phoebe: Didnt you sleep together?
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Phoebe: Really? So she said, she didnt wanna live with me anymore?
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Rachel: What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!
Joey: I didnt tell him. I didnt know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.
Phoebe: No I didnt!
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Phoebe: Theres a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) Theres a reset button! My God! Why didnt I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Ross: I cant believe they-they didnt even tell us!
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Phoebe: Dont you see? Everyones looking at me! The plans working! I didnt even have to take off my top yet!
Rachel: Do you really want an award you didnt win?
Phoebe-Estelle: It’s a little coincidental, but believable. (Joey nods in agreement). Listen, I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t get you an audition for that TV movie.
Rachel: I didnt. I got under him.
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
The Casting Director: Actually, I tried to call to you. You didnt need to come down here today.
Ross: Oh. Oh, thats right. So-so you did see me that day because it seemed like you didnt.