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Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?
Ross: Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The deans office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?
Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Chandler: Sorry, I just dont like the idea of when I say, "I do," hes thinking, "Yeah, Id do her too!"
Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!
Rachel: Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Ben: Can I do it to you?
Joey: Well then let me do it!
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it wont be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. Itll be me! And I swear Ill do a really good job. Plus, yknow I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
Joey: So I can do it?
Chandler: Yeah you can do it.
Joey: Anyway, I started working on what Im going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?
Carol: (from the kitchen) Rach, do you want some sugar in your coffee?
Rachel: Yes oh(To Ben)Do I want sugar in my coffee? (Ben nods no.) No, just some milk would be good Carol. Thanks. (To Ben) Okay, do you remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?
Rachel: Dont do that.
Ben: Dont do that.
Chandler: But we dont do that.
Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?
(They do so and they take off their clothes.)
Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time?
Monica: Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding
Joey: No-hey-no! If you dont want me to do it, I except that. I dont care about that. I just I dont want you to be upset.
Joey: Really? I can do it?
Chandler: Id love it if you would do it.
Ross: Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so
Rachel: Ohh, okay. (Ross has a sign on his back that reads Poop.) WhAh-ha! (Ross stops and turns.) Wait a minute. Uh Ben, I cant do it.
Phoebe: Okay. (Starts to spin) Ooh, y'know we could just do this. (She stops at Chandler)
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Phoebe: 'Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this- (Searches in her purse) -football phone as our free gift.' Do you believe this?! Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!
Rachel: I mean you definitely should do that.
Bonnie: Y'know what, I should do it.
(As Bonnie goes to do just that, Rachel smiles to herself, proud of what shes done.)
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Joey: Listen, drama critics theyre nothing but, but people who couldnt make it as actors. You know what you should do?
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Ross: So thats the only reason she could be here huh? It couldnt have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe Im a good listener and I uh I put on a great slide show!
Chandler: Well, this was great. Ill give you a call. We should do it again sometime. (Rachel is disappointed)
Chandler: Weve got to do something!
Joey: Well, theres really only one thing you can do.
Rachel: Ooh, I have to go pack. (Gets up to do so.) It really does?
Rachel: You pierced her ears? How could you do this without telling me?
Joey: (laughs) Thats cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
Phoebe: Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? Im kinda hungry.
Phoebe: Oh my God, so do I!
Joey: Come on baby, dont go. Please? What do you say?
Rachel: Something to do with numbers?
Ross: Good, so do I
Joey: Oh. What do you do?
Rachel: Well, why do yknow go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?
Frankie: I just got that. Ok, now we'll do your inseam.
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
Phoebe: There-there was a suicide note?! (Ursula nods Yes.) Well, do you still have it?
Ross: No you doy'know what, youre not gonna suck me into this.
Rachel: Yes, I do.
Ross: I do not always have to beokay, okay. (starts to leave)
Rachel: Do we have to tell her?
Monica: I do?
Monica: Thanks, Im set. Do you still live with your parents?
Phoebe: No. I'm sorry. It's just 'cause I couldn't be there. 'Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Mr. Geller: (pause) Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back? (They do so.) Thank you.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
MONICA: You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, and by that I mean my mom, has always convinced me that I...(sees two little girls dancing together) I do, I have to have children, I'm sorry, I just do.
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!! Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
(She exits and Phoebe goes over and sits down at the machine that works your shoulders and tries to do one, which she does, easily.)
Ross: Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly, you know, we outta be doing it. Do you wanna?
Monica: Joey, please dont do that. I think its best that we just forget about it.
Chandler: (nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? (to Joey) They seem all right with it!
Monica: So do them for free.
MONICA: For the sixteenth time, no... I do not think you're obsessive.
Ross: Then how do you explain the toe ring?!
Gym Employee: You do realize that you wont have access to our new full service Swedish spa.
Ross: Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?
Joey: No you cant do that, where would the chick and the duck live?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do.]
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
Mr. Treeger:: Really? Youll do anything?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and ]
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, Ive got something you can do.
Monica: (lustily) Lets do it! (She kisses him and they fall back onto the bed.)
Ross: Well, yeah. I cant-I cant stay here all night, and if I go in there shes-shes gonna wanna... do stuff.
Chloe: (entering from bedroom) Hey, what kind of puppy do you think I should get?
Chandler: All right, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna get shot down. Any advice?
Phoebe: Yeah. See, that money was for a big wedding, that we thought we didn’t want, but it turns out we do.
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Phoebe: You mean you stole it! (Monica sneezes again) Don't cover your mouth when you do that!
Chandler: You-you do?
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Joey: Well then, do it better!
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want from me?
Monica: (starting to cry) Im a good person. And Im a good chef, and I dont deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Yknow what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is
Joey: We've only been going out for a couple of weeks, do you think I gotta get her something?
Chandler: Okay, so when do you want to go?
Ross: (mouths "where?") Uh... Oh hey, do you, uh (steps on some garbage and falters) ...do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?
Janice: Im sorry I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies.
Monica: Okay. So what do you.... you think she's faking?
Ross: How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
Ross: What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.
Joey: So you're gonna have to do it in the mess!
Monica: Maybe I do! Im pretty feisty! (She blows the signal.)
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute, I-I-I, I can't do this. Listen honey, this is, it's not Phoebe's fault. She lent me the earrings, and I lost it. I'm so sorry. Honey, I feel terrible too. (Holds out her arms for a hug.)
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Chandler: What do you mean?
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Rachel: All right, lets do it.
Lauren: (at the window, shes looking down out of the window) What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?
Chandler: Really?! You do that?
Ross: All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!!
Joey: Me too, but I guess I do have a couple of more(his time runs out for real)
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Richard: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquetball.
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Chandler: Well, I just thought itd make me feel good to do something nice for my friend.
Joey: (rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?
Ross: Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.
Chandler: Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?
Rachel: Because you do.
Rachel: So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
Chandler: Why?! Why do I have to tell him?!
Joey: You do?
Chandler: God!! (Sits down in disgust.) What am I gonna do?!