words in movies
Phoebe: I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?
Chandler: (browsing through a diary) Uh, let's see, who do I hate?
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
Rachel: All right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
Joey: I do it every year.
Rachel: You do that every year??
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Ross: Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.
Rachel: I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.
Rachel: (pause) I'm gonna do it.
Estelle: All right, first thing we gotta do, damage control.
Chandler: Yes it would. What do you say to $50?
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Ross: Everyday I am gonna do one thing that I haven't done before. That my friends is my New Year's resolution.
Chandler: But we dont do that.
Phoebe: Please...wait, how did you do that?
Ross: So uh, wha-uh, what do you do?
Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Rachel: Oh! I used to do that too!
CHANDLER: Okay, I'll do it!
Phoebe: Why? Why would you do that?
Monica: Terrible. If-if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just wreck stuff. I really think I might kill someone tonight.
Ross: We got honourable mention in the brother/sister dance category! Look, its almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?
Phoebe: Why do you care?
Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?
Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?
Joey: Thats right! Cause Im a Tribbiani! (To Rachel) And this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we dont read a lot or run very fast, but damnit! We can eat!
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?
Ross: Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?
Ross: Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do not love her.
(They do so and they take off their clothes.)
Monica: Well, she corned me! She asked if the wedding was in town! I mean, what was I supposed to do?!
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Rachel: Phoebe, I mean, you do know hes married?
Joey: Hey. Uh, can I talk to you for a second? This, uh, kid in this picture. Do you, uh, know this kid? Is that like a relative or something?
Phoebe: What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if hes married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.
Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time?
Chandler: Yeah, not bad right? You know what, Monicas gonna be working late, so I'm gonna make this place spotless. You know what else I'm gonna do, know what else I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go downstairs, I'm gonna get her some flowers. Now who wouldn't wanna live with me?
Ross: Yeah. What do you think.
Joanna: Would you? Or, is it just to sad and desperate, and y'know something that Sophie would do?
Ross: Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Monica: When girls hang out, we dont have pillow fights in our underwear. (Chandler gets a hurt look on his face.) Im sorry. We do. We do. I dont know why I said that.
Chandler: Well, I didnt do anything. I didnt want to be the guy who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom.
Phoebe: Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren.
Rachel: Ohh, Phoebe, what am I going to do?
Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)
Phoebe: Yeah, well, everybody does! Im a really cool person. And y'know you had 29 years to find that out, but you didnt even try! Y'know what, you walked out on me, and Im just, Im gonna do the same thing to you.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Okay, lets play again. (He deals out two cards each again.) What do you got?
Janine: Joey? Do you want me to put it all in your room?
RACHEL: What? Come on, you do what you want to do. Do we always have to do everything together?
Rachel: Well of course I do! But yknow, favorite returning character is a tough category Joey. I mean youre up against the guy who survived his own cremation.
Chandler: (annoyed) Do you know why?
Rachel: I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?
Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?
Ross: (To Joey) Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?
Chandler: You do? Why?
Chandler: What?! Why did you do that?
Monica: Ross, I cant believe youd do that!
Monica: You! Its not like its a big deal! You-you dont still do it or anything!
Joey: I hate this woman!! I hate her! She told everyone in the company about that info-mercial, and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks. Okay, and whenever I cant do it, theyre all like-like laughing at me.
Rachel: Oh no. No Ross, dont do this.
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?
Rachel: No, Im just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, its trifle time!
Monica: No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,your eyebrows are...
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe, do I wanna hear this?
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Mr. Geller: No! Thank you! (Hugs Chandler) Monica, and Ross! I dont know what Im gonna do about the two of you!
Phoebe: If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop.
Janine: Yeah well, do you guys wanna come too?
Phoebe: No-no, we do it every year!
Phoebe and Rachel: No, we never do that
Ross: Why do they keep doing that?
Ross: Hey, whatd you guys do to get up on there?
Joey: What do you mean?
Chandler: Okay look, don't...don't be mad okay? But after I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you, so, I-I-I cleaned the apartment. So I moved everything around and then I forgot where it, where it went back and I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Ross: So, do we really have to ask whos going up on the platform next?
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
Chandler: Wait, we cant do this.
Joey: But only in the moment. So do ya wanna kiss again?
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Joey: Hey Ross, check this out! (he tries to spin a basketball on his fingertip but he throws it against a table) yeah, I can't do that!
Monica: I can do it, okay? Come on, lets go. (She and Ross get up)
Monica: What? We could do it!
Chandler: Now you do that, youre on TV.
Monica: I cant do it! (Ross falls into Monicas room)
Joey: Listen, do you guys think I have a chance with Janine?
Rachel: Yeah. Dont do this to yourself.
Hillary: And after that, what could I do except become a chef.
Ross: Why did you do that?
Ross: Look, we do not repel women OK? That is completely untrue.
Ross: Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger?
Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!
Chandler: But are you sure you can do this?
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Woman No. 1: No. No, haven't seen a monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Phoebe: No! I do want to!
Rachel: (not sure of what to do) Yknow what? I dont, I dont think Phoebe really wants to come.
Monica: So do you guys gonna come over tomorrow? Ill make that pasta thing I was telling you about.
Monica: Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?
Joey: Yeah uh, what am I gonna do?
Monica: So do you think that these picturesAre, are they trying to tell a story?
Chandler: Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, whos boss.
Ross: Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there?
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
Monica: Do you know whats a bad idea?