words in movies
Phoebe: I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?
Chandler: (browsing through a diary) Uh, let's see, who do I hate?
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
Rachel: All right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we (Joey enters the hall) Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion? (Joey enters his apartment)
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
Joey: I do it every year.
Rachel: You do that every year??
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Ross: Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited.
Rachel: I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.
Rachel: (pause) I'm gonna do it.
Tag: It's weird. I always used to assume, that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy and all that was just a given. But lately it's like what if it's not. Do you ever have that feeling?
Ross: And why exactly would I do that? (Goes back to writing on the board.)
Ross: I cant believe someone would do that for a grade.
Monica: Cause I just keeping thinking about all these things that Im not gonna have and its freaking me out. I dont know what to do about it.
Phoebe: No that is the last thing you want to do!
Joey: All right, I should get going, big day a work. Yknow Im in a coma? Today, they do this test on me and it turns out Im not brain dead.
Joey: Im sorry, do I know you?
Joey: Yeah! (Monica goes in the bedroom.) Yknow, she could use a little (Whistles that she needs to do what theyre doing.) (Something happens on the game.) Oh nice shot!!! (They all cheer.)
Rachel: Okay. Umm, what should we do for the theme?
Mike: So...? What do you think? (looks at his parents, which look in disgust)
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Joey: I just have to call my agent and tell her I cant do the part. (Gets up for the phone.)
Chandler: I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!
Phoebe: Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know thats coming? Me. Are you?
Cassie: Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!
Rachel: (to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
Monica: Well uh, Im trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Rachel: What do you, what do you mean?
Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
Rachel: Wow! What do you do now?
Melissa: You do now. Youre having dinner with me.
Ross: (Using a slightly different inflection for each.) I do. I do. I do.
Carol: (from the kitchen) Rach, do you want some sugar in your coffee?
Phoebe: Hey oh, Rach wait! Do you want to go to a movie tonight?
Chandler: Look, its my wedding day okay? If you were getting married I would never do anything to upset you.
Phoebe: What a great night, Chandler cant do it, these guys kissed (Points to Ross and Rachel.)
Phoebe: Rachel, its okay. You dont have to do this. I believe you. All right? Okay, if-if you say that you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa.
Ross: Well, I do, so let's... (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?
Ross: (angrily) I knew you were gonna throw that in my face!! That was three years ago! She apologized and she apologized! What more do you want?!!
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Monica: Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
Chandler: Do you realize you get louder each week?
Chandler: Do you happen to know what Im going to say?
Chandler: Yeah, Im not sure I can do that.
Joey: Well, I cant do everything! Look back over your time together.
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Monica: (handing him a pad of paper and a pen) Lets just do it right now. Okay? It wont be hard. Just say whats in your heart. (She goes back, sits down, and starts feverishly writing.)
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Rachel: Well... well, what did you do to make her laugh? (excited)
Ross: You cant do that!
Phoebe: Okay, I think I need to do some shopping. (Gets up and leaves.)
Monica: Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?!
Ross: What do you think youre doing?!
Ross: No ah-ah-ah! Do not start this car! (She starts the car.) Okay! Okay! I will give you twenty bucks if you get out of this car right now! (He looks for the twenty Rachel stole and doesnt find it.)
Joey: Joey. (They shake hands.) Hey Jake, do you like the Knicks?
Joey: Me too! Theres a game on Tuesday do you wanna go?
Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)
Phoebe: Im just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in womens underwear! I dont think you could ever do that.
Monica: Okay, lets do it. Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!
Phoebe: I think its important that you do.
Chandler: Yeah. Thanks for making me do this.
Joey: Yknow, you look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?
Rachel: Do you really want an award you didnt win?
Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
Chandler: Do I still call you Ross?
Monica: Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?
Joey: (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
Monica: Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow well be getting married?
Joey: Saw the Porsche out there Mon, lookin good. When do I get to take that baby out again?
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh (She looks for a place to set it on his messy desk and he clears a spot for her to set it down.) fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?
Monica: Nobody wants to do it? All right, Ill do it myself.
Rachel: I said Ill do it!
Rachel: Ill do it.
Rachel: Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?
Monica: What?! I didn't take care of everything, there's-there's plenty of things for you to do!
Richard: So Monica let me ask you a question. Yknow, since we broke up do you ever, think about me?
Phoebe: Hey, do you think this is why Chandler took off?
Phoebe: Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?
Phoebe: Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You cant do this here! (She drags her into the bathroom.)
Rachel: Then why do you ask?!
Rachel: All right, well how much time do you need?
Rachel: Okay uh, but before you do that. I-I, I need you to talk to me.
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Chandler: No! No! No! I cant do that!
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We cant do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! Theres just too much to do! Its impossible! We cant do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!
Phoebe: But look Chandler, right now, no one has a lower opinion of you than I do. But I totally believe you can do this.
Monica: Do you guys know what happened to Chandlers barca lounger?
Rachel: Well what if I told you, you can do it in my apartment?
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Ross: Getting married. (Chandler panics.) Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that too! Just like youve done everything else!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wait! Maybe, maybe youre overreacting! You do that yknow.
Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, yknow. I mean theres no way Joeys gonna make it in time. So Im gonna through the hotel and see if theres any other weddings going on.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?
Monica: I do.
Joey: Yeah you do!
Chandler: I do.
Joey: Ha-ha. LookCome on, I dont know what to do or say. (He laughs.)
Lisa: Do I? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, thats your fault. I say.
(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
Matt: Yeah, what did I do?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
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