words in movies
WAITER: Oh my God! Someone, he's choking. Is anyone here a doctor?
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
TV DOCTOR: You're the only one who can save her Drake.
JOEY ON TV: Damnit, I'm a doctor, I'm not God.
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
[Scene: Another hospital room, Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler.]
Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Monica: Look, doctor!
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Doctor: He's just fine.
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: Yeah.
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
Doctor: Here she comes!