words in movies
WAITER: Oh my God! Someone, he's choking. Is anyone here a doctor?
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
TV DOCTOR: You're the only one who can save her Drake.
JOEY ON TV: Damnit, I'm a doctor, I'm not God.
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Monica: Look, doctor!
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Doctor: He's just fine.
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: Yeah.
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?
[Scene: A doctors office, Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups.]
Doctor: Here she comes!
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
The Doctor: (opening it) Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and(Stops suddenly.)