words in movies
Ross: (stopping her from falling) Okay, okay. Look, you have got to go to a doctor! Okay?
The Doctor: I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine.
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
[Scene: Another hospital room, Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler.]
Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Monica: Look, doctor!
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
Doctor: He's just fine.
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: Yeah.
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Doctor: Here she comes!