words in movies
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
Joey: (thinking he's kidding) Ok, Ross! It's... It's fun, yeah! No, I-I play Doctor Drake Ramoray.
The Doctor: I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine.
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
[Scene: Another hospital room, Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler.]
Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Doctor: Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: Yeah.
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
[Scene: A doctors office, Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups.]
The Doctor: (opening it) Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and(Stops suddenly.)
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Mr. Geller: Well I dont know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could
ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.
(She sets down her bag and we travel back to slow motion world. She once again whips her hair around in slow motion with the love doctor Barry White singing in the background. And Id also like to take this opportunity to mention that she can also be seen in Starship Troopers and that she was born in Downers Grove, Illinois which just happens to be a few miles from where I live. Anyway Cousin Ross is now staring.)
Monica: Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you dont cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it wont matter to me.
Monica: Great! Its so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you Im all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"
Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.