words in movies
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Monica: Look, doctor!
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
Doctor: He's just fine.
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
[Scene: A doctors office, Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups.]
Doctor: Here she comes!
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: Yeah.
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
(She sets down her bag and we travel back to slow motion world. She once again whips her hair around in slow motion with the love doctor Barry White singing in the background. And Id also like to take this opportunity to mention that she can also be seen in Starship Troopers and that she was born in Downers Grove, Illinois which just happens to be a few miles from where I live. Anyway Cousin Ross is now staring.)
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
(Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly.)
Rachel: Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctors uterus though. Mild discomfort, whats he talking about?
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Mr. Geller: Well I dont know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could
ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.