words in movies
Phoebe: Give me your hands. (He does and she smells his left hand.) Strings. Gimme it! (He gives her his right hand and she smells it as well.) Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?
Chandler: (notices something) Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? (Pause, no one speaks.) Someone comment on the pants!
Joey: Well, everyone will enjoy my music as well. (Does a chord and Monica starts taking pictures of him and Phoebe. They both start to strike a pose with the excessive amount of pictures that Monica takes.)
Ross: Thanks. (Gets up and as he does so, the sound returns. Without another word he heads into her bathroom.)
Phoebe: Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?
Ross: What difference does that make?!
FBOB: OK, now before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up? [everyone raises their hands] I'm still gonna go.
Chandler: No. But Im sure (mimics Don) tomatoes does.
Joey: Does it really matter?
Rachel: Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!
Jim: Someone does. Me.
Mr. Zelner: Please, come in. Have a seat. (She does so.)
Phoebe: See, that just means it's working. Does this hurt? (presses down elsewhere)
(Chandler does so.)
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Joey: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this. (Does this intense look where it looks like he's smelling a fart.)
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Chandler: What does a Wicked Wango card do?
(He turns his back to Monica and does the international sign for big boobies again.)
Chandler: Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Rachel: Im just kidding! You can go pee! (He does so in a hurry.)
Phoebe: Wait, I think I know someone who does that.
Monica: Okay. (Does so.)
Phoebe: Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? (Mimicking a heartbeat and tapping her chest.) Phoebe, Phoebe.
Rachel: Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.
Joey: (standing behind her) Uh, you gotta press the button. (Does so.)
(Rachel motions for Ross to close the privacy screen, which he does.)
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Janice: I mean this is so great! Were gonna be baby buddies! (Does the laugh.)
Janice: Oh. Well then shut me up. (Does the laugh.)
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
Chandler: Thats funny. Does it-does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?
Chandler: What?! Why does she think that?
Chandler: Does Ross know?
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
Phoebe: It really does how long do you think we have to stay?
(He brings his hands in closer to his face then does it again.)
Rachel: Argh! Why does everything happen to me?!
Phoebe: Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?
Joey: Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? (Chandler does so) There you go. (And they walk down the red carpet.)
Phoebe: Concert. Yeah. That does put us in quite a pickle. Because you see Im very busy before and after the concert, and hes obviously busy during.
Hayley: no that's just where you were going I just figured that I'd help you out, you don't seem like the kind of guy that does this very a lot.
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
(Chandler screams a little bit, then realises that he can spit out his gag. He does so with a Pouff!)
Chandler: does what always have to be sharks.
Claudia: I�m sorry. Does the smoke bother you?
Phoebe: One really does have a stick up one�s ass. Doesn�t one?
Waiter: Er�does not.
Chandler: So, who does?
Monica: What does she do there?
(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)
Monica: Does he?
DR. BURKE: Yeah, it sure does. [they hug and it turns into a passionate kiss]
Rachel: Wow. She does that a lot!
PHOEBE: [pauses the tape] Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him. Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again. But, ok, before that happens, there's some pretty rough goin' for a while but I think we can handle it. And, there's just the alphabet but we know that ends well so. Ok, here we go. [starts the tape again]
Ross: Why does everyone keep saying that?
Phoebe: Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey, you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!
(Joey does the "plan-laugh.")
(She does so by taking off her jacket seductively, only she has trouble getting one hand out and slams the jacket on the chair angrily to remove it.)
Ross: Does it? Does it? Yeah, I wanted to give that whole Does it? part just another glance.
Joey: Make the transfer! (She does so)
Monica: Just double checking (does so)...no, no, no...(takes off a shoe and takes a ticket out of it) No!
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Joey: It does?
Ross: Okay, what does it mean?
Chandler: Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?
Chandler: Okay, are you aware unagi (does the finger thing) is an eel?
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Ross: Or you can sit with him on the front porch and make sure no one steals the trash cans. He does that every week too.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Chandler: Phoebe, did you see that?! He totally checked you out! He is so cute! (Looking at his tea.) Mine has a picture of The Village People, what does that mean?
(Joey motions for Rachel to lean in. She does so.)
Ross: Yeah, it does sound interesting, I mean, to listen to a woman complain for two hours, I don't think it gets bett... (Ross starts snoring, faking to fall asleep)
(Janice does her "Janice Laugh")
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Ross: Wow. What does that mean?
Monica: Oh... what does that mean?
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
Monica: Does seem pretty perfect.
Joey: How does it feel knowing youre never gonna be with another woman again huh? Knowing youre gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death.
Chandler: (upset) She does?
Joey: In that case should I make sure it's on real good? (he does so, repeatedly tapping on her breast and stroking it)
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Phoebe: Ok. Oh good, I'm dating a Russian cab driver. (to the shop assistant). Seriously does anyone buy this? I smell like beets!
(They start playing and Chandler does not suck at all)
Joey: Look, does someone mind switching to sit with Charlie?
Phoebe: Hey, does Monica know about her broken plates yet?
Joey: I thought you paid. (Rachel does not answer and seems puzzled) Ha, guess we won’t be going back there!
Monica: Fine, so you don't like them. Everybody else does.
Chandler: You hear that! That is her chose, mister Ill let you have her! I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!! (does the wave.)
Phoebe: Oh, how does it work?
Joey: It doesn't look good, does it?
Ross: Why, does it look like Im having trouble with my misshapen claw? (He hands Joey the form)
Ross: I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay? Does it look like this is my first time, huh? Now I want 4 two's... and I want them all on my back.
Rachel: Ok, let’s work from the top down! (Joey nods, but then puzzled because he does not get it) Just work the bra, Joe!
Amanda: (To Phoebe) Smell my neck! (Phoebe does so) It's not perfume! It's me! It's my natural scent!
Amy: (touched) Thank you. I've got to admit, Emma does look cute.
Chandler: To be fair this one does have nuts.
Joey: Ah, look who’s back! (he sees the bags) Why do you have bags? RACH, WHY DOES SHE HAVE BAGS?
Amy: (very excited) Oh! Great! So how much does it pay? (Ross just gives up and leaves)
Ross: Uh, Rach? Does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say for bachelorette parties?
Phoebe: Yeah, that does make sense. Ok, now, would... would you two (points to Ross and Chandler) like that?
Joey: Of course it does! It’s smart! I used the the-saurus!
Mike: It does. It feels really good!
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)