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PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
MNCA: So, Mr. Rastatter, what exactly does this job entail? The ad wasn't too clear.
RACH: [coldly] When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means go away. That doesn't mean please climb up the fire escape.
RTST: Oh, some, that's fine. Some is fine. Some is not a lot. So, it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Rachel: Oh, how does he look? How does he look?
Rachel: So does it really hurt as bad as they say?
Chandler: Does that room have a closet I can lock him in? (pause) We'll take it.
Monica: Come here. (He does, and they kiss.) Okay, be right back.
Phoebe: Oh no! Not that guy! He does look like him though.
Ross: How come? Everybody else does.
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
(He does so.)
Joey: Hey! That must be why I got fired last week! Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?
Larry: This does. (Shows her his badge.)
Chandler: You mean this. (Does the maneuver perfectly.)
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I'm having another one! This one doesn't hurt eitherOoh, yes it does! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! (Checks under the blanket.) Oh, I was kinda hoping that was it.
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo-point.
Chandler: (admiring his work) This, this actually is a (Does the same gibberish word from before.)
Rachel: Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of
Phoebe: Does it look like a urinal?
Phoebe: Give me your hands. (He does and she smells his left hand.) Strings. Gimme it! (He gives her his right hand and she smells it as well.) Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?
Ross: Thanks. (Gets up and as he does so, the sound returns. Without another word he heads into her bathroom.)
Phoebe: Does it look like an ashtray?
Ross: What difference does that make?!
(Chandler does a fake laugh.)
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
Monica: Me and Chandler?! (Does her fake laugh.)
Chandler: Oh. (Does a double take when he realizes what she just said.)
Chandler: Coffee in a fight! (Does the laugh again.)
Chandler: I can blow dry it. I can put gel on it. It doesnt matter, I still wind up with this little (pats the flat spot on the back of his head) cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. Its so annoying. Does it bug you?
Ross: Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines. (Picks up the phone and does so)
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Phoebe: (seeing the look on Chandler's face) He-he does not like it! He hates it! He's in pain!
Joey: Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave Hi to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old "Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.") Okay, moving right along. Come on.
Rachel: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)
Krista: Oh, this is so good (A piece of cake.) you have got to try it. (She takes some on her finger and feeds it to Danny. Then takes a little more and does it again. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang stares on in shock. Then they pick up a part of it and some filling falls into his lap.)
Chandler: (notices something) Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? (Pause, no one speaks.) Someone comment on the pants!
Monica: I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night.
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
The Salesman: Lets see, ahhh Where does the Pope live?
Joey: I do. Theres uh, lets see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids Ive Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.
(Monica does a fake laugh. For the laughs, you'll have to see the episode. I can't describe them.)
Joey: Me too! Me too! Me too! (Yeah, he does the same thing.)
Rachel: Hi, Im sorry Im late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Lizs father get here?
Rachel: (does Monica's) I know!
Monica: (does Rachel's) Nooo!
Monica: My boyfriend really does have good taste!
Ross: Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? (Pokes his eye)
Ross: If it does? Then you're an amazing friend of mine.
Rachel: Oh my God! What does that thing do?
Ross: Yeah? Sometimes it's (Does the fist thing.)
Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.
Joey: Hit me! (He does so.)
(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)
(She does Ross's little gesture. In response Ross puts his hands behind his neck with his arms sticking straight out and starts flapping them together.)
Rachel: Nope! (She puts one in her mouth and spits it out, then does it again in another direction.)
Monica: This doesnt mean anything, does it?
Ross: (does so) Oohh, 23. (Rachel looks at him.) Which is what we play to at this casino! You win 10 dollars! (Holds out a ten.)
Phoebe: Thousands of times!! That doesnt make me sound too good does it?
Joey: No-no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity anymore.
Ross: This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.
Phoebe: Good thats a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? Yknow? Does Rachel move the phone pen?
Chandler: Double it! (He does.)
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?
Rachel: Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
Rachel: Yeah! Its an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Gary: Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?
Chandler: Well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!
Ross: She does want to.
Rachel: Oh, she does want to.
[Scene: A beauty parlour, Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure (Does that scare you that I know those terms? Well, it scares me.).]
Ross: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until )
(Chandler does the weird clicky thing again.)
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) You guys, (holds up an outfit) does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
Rachel: I am jealous of her?! I mean who does she think she is?! Princess Caroline?!
Director: I dont see it. (To Janine) You are dancing with the tall guy over there. Tall guy, raise your hand! (He does. Janine goes over to him.)
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
(He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone.)
Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)
Ross: She doesnt know she was fired yet, does she?
Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?
Ross: Okay. (He does so.)
PHOEBE: Does it matter? You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or have to blow your pets head off.
Chandler: I made a (Does one of those gibberish words.)
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Not so fast Wesley! (Rachel does a silent clap.)
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Rachel: Ahhhhh, salmon skin roll. (She does the finger thing.)
Janices Voice: (singing) Youre look for laughable (She does the now patented Janice laugh.)
Joey: (to Carl) Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!! (Carl does so.)
Janice: Yeah, Im riding the alimony pony. (Does the now famous laugh.)
Janice: Yeah, um, Im, Im leaving now. (tries to get her leg out of Chandlers grasp, she finally does, but Chandler takes off her shoe.)
Fireman #2: Well someone does.
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Monica: Does that smell bother you?
Phoebe: That doesnt lock does it?