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(And walks up right behind Ross, and standard sitcom joke 2B follows with the person being insulted standing right behind the person doing the insulting while the rest of the people become frightened and try to warn the insulter about the insultees presence.)
Rachel: Okay. (After Paul leaves Rachel drops to the floor to confront Ross.) What?! What are you doing here?!
Ross: What are you doing here?!
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Rachel: Oh my God Ross! What in heavens name are you doing here?
Ross: Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?
Bonnie: What are you guys doing?!
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, youre doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.
Ursula: Yeah. So how have you been doing?
Phoebe: All right, stop it. Now youre just doing it to freak me out.
Phoebe: (doing Clunkers) Please don't leave me, I'll be lonely.
Chandler: Althea?! What are you doing?!
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Rachel: What is she doing here?
Joanna: What are you doing?
Chandler: No! (Calls) Danielle, hi! It's, uh, it's Chandler! (Listens) I'm fine. Uh, listen, I don't know if you tried to call me, because, uh, idiot that I am, I accidentally shut off my phone. (Listens) Oh, uh, okay, that's fine, that's great. (Listens) Okay. (Puts down the phone.) (to Monica) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back. (He starts doing a little jig.) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back...
Rachel: Well, I thought you liked doing it. (Rachel starts out the door and stops.)
Mr. Treeger:: What are you doing?
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Monica: Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away.
Chandler: Sure. (Pause) And listen, thanks for doing that for us, by the way. (Retreats in defeat.)
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Chandler: Well, Im so confused as to what weve been doing so far
Monica: Youre doing it again.
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Ross: Pheebs, what are you doing?
Monica: What are you doing with those?!
Ross: Well, I was just playing with him, and y'know we were doing the alphabet song, which he used to be really good at, but suddenly hes leaving out e and f. Its like they just ah, I dont know, fell out of his head.
Phoebe: Yes, but I'm doing this.
Monica: What are you doing?!
Joey: Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, thats why I let people watch.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.
Rachel: I know, but all that work youre doing to get it ready, I just (goes into her bedroom.)
Ross: What are you doing?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword. Chandler is in the kitchen.]
Joey: Hey, Mon! Im not doing anything, why dont you fire me?
Monica: What are you doing?
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
Chandler: (shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Phoebe: Well, why are you doing this anyway?
Ross: That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now? You and I, we're interfacing.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Phoebe: (doing the same) I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic.
Monica: Wait, now, what am I doing again?
Joey: So what are you doing bringing her here?! Theres people here!
Phoebe: See? Im doing it. I am totally doing it. (Suddenly it stops working.) I lost it.
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Joey: Phoebe, what-what are you doing?!
Rachel: Honey, what are you doing? Thats too heavy.
Chandler: Well, I got a job interview. Its kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and Id be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.
Joshua: This is so nice. Thank you for doing this.
Phoebe: Hey! What are you doing here?
Monica: What are you doing here? You cant be here!
Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
Ross: Look, weve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. (Pause) Its just if-if we got together again and it didnt work out I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything(Starts to cry.) Oh thats now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I were doing really, were doing really well right now.
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler is sitting on the couch between Russ and Ross, doing a crossword puzzle.]
Joshua: Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Rachel: Oh! Its you. (She stops doing the dishes.) Hi.
Rachel: O-kay!! See what you did, Im gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?
Joey: Everybodys doing stuff!
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Ross: So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
Monica: What-what are you doing? Is this supposed to be funny?
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Emily: All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.
Chandler: So how are you doing?
The Stripper: Okay, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I dont need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
Phoebe: (Looking relieved. She puts down the phone.) Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you dont want to talk about it, thats fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and...
Passenger: If youre planning on doing that throughout the entire flight. Please tell me now. So that I could that a sedative...or perhaps slip you one.
Rachel: ...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldnt come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]
Ross: Hi! What are you, what are you doing here?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing the dishes.]
Ross: She's doing her laundry.
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
Joey: You got it. Thanks man. Thanks for doing this, I owe you one. (Joey leaves, comes back in.) Oh, hey! There wasn't any change from that twenty, was there?
Chandler: (to Joey) I wasnt doing anything. (Joey starts angrily throwing his stuff down.) Uh-oh, what did she do now?
Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life Im doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life Im doing something that Im actually good at. I mean. if you dont get that...
Ross: What are you doing?
(Dr. Harad drops what he's doing and stares at her.)
Monica: (To Phoebe) How are you doing?
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
Monica: Hey, Joey's ass! What are you doing?
Monica: I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monicas Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. (She removes her fake breasts) But Petes just doing this because he has a crush on me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing a crossword puzzle.]
Monica: Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldnt eat meat until she has the babies!
Rachel: How's Ross doing? Y'know since all the Emily stuff.
Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.
Rachel: Hi. What are you doing here? Isn't this against the rules?
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: What are you doing?
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
Kathy's Co-Star: Sooo, youve been doing this long?
Joey: Why are you doing this?
Rachel: No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!
Joey: So Pheebs, where are you doing all, your bell ringing?
Ross: What are you, what are you doing?
Ross: And the reason I'm doing this is because I am Joey's friend. And if you were a good friend, you'd be doing the same thing.
Rachel: I'm doing just fine! God, Tiffany, you smell so great!