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Joey: Well, I'm doing this telethon thing on TV and my agent got me a job as co-host!
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.
Rachel: Dont!! (Joey backs away frightened.) (To Jill) Honey, what are you doing here?!
Rachel: (on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!
Monica: Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.
Ross: Well umm, Ive been doing a lot more of my kara-tay.
Chandler: Stop it! Were doing this! Lets do it!
Jack: What are you doing here?
Rachel: Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?
Monica: Well, I did one time, and-and I want to start doing it more. See thats what this is about.
Phoebe: Why is Ross doing that?
Joey: So are guys doing okay?
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, his doorbell is ringing and hes running to answer it while doing up his pants.]
Ross: What the hell are you doing?
Joey: What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
Rachel: What are you guys doing?
Ross: (stops laughing) What am I doing?
Chandler: Oh-oh, what are you doing?
Ross: What are you guys doing later?
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Monica: (still writing) Phyllis sees what Im doing.
Phoebe: I see what youre doing!
Ross: What are you doing here?!
Ross: Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?
Joey: (screaming) And now Chandler! Were all gettin so old! (Looking up) Why are you doing this to us?! (Turns away crying.)
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming in from doing his laundry. He starts folding it as Chandler enters.]
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day, and its just a crush, thats all! Just a little crush! All that worrying I was doing, that was crazy. Crazy! Like my friend here the bird would say, "it was cuckoo!" Everythings going to be fine. Its just a crush.
Ross: How you doing?
Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And yknow, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so
Monica: Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) "Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?"
A Tourist: (To Joey) Would you mind doing a picture with us?
Rachel: What are you doing?
Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.
Monica: What are you doing?
Joey: That guys still doing that?!
Monica: Oh my God! Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!
Monica: What were you doing in Africa?
Chandler: Oh, so youre already doing your part for the kids.
Monica: And yet, here we are doing it again.
Ross: Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?
Rachel: Hey Joey, what cha doing?
Ross: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Rachel: Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
[Cut to the flashback, Chandlers no longer doing the voice-over.]
Monica: Ugh, shes upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! Im not doing them this time! I dont care if those dishes sit in the sink until theyre all covered withIll do them when I get home!
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Joey: What are you doing?
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Melissa: Oh, I was gonna talk to him about doing something tonight.
Rachel: Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
Chandler: (calling from the bathroom) What are you doing here?
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Years Eve 1997.
Ross: (entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?
Chandler: Can you figure out what Im doing?
Chandler: Now that I untangled you, how 'bout you doing a little something for me?
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?
Monica: Why dont you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldnt have to apologize.
Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)
Ross: People are doing it in front of my book!
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Chandler: What is it doing here?
Ross: Hey! What's she doing back here?
(And walks up right behind Ross, and standard sitcom joke 2B follows with the person being insulted standing right behind the person doing the insulting while the rest of the people become frightened and try to warn the insulter about the insultees presence.)
Chandler: What do you want from me, Ive never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, Im sorry you cant stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with the cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy starts rubbing Chandlers back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right, listen, Ive got to wake up!
Rachel: Oh, hi! How are you doing?
Chandler: And those guys were this (Doing the standard "This Close" gesture) close to lettin us play this time too.
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Ross: Thats it, your doing great.
Phoebe: (Trying to get up.) Wait!! Where are you going?! What are you doing?! No!! Wait!! (Not able to get up.) God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!
Chandler: Hey! What are you guys doing?
Ross: I-I just thought you were doing so well. I
Chandler: What are you doing?
Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?
Joey: What are you doing?
Chandler: No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them. (He runs over to where his pants are hanging) Hello sweet pants!
Monica: What are you doing?
Chandler: What are you doing tonight?
Joey: (seeing what theyre doing) What do you got there?
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Monica: What?! What are you doing?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is not doing the dishes. She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like shes actually doing the dishes.]
Monica: Well, doing nothing on your thirtieth is better than doing something stupid, like Ross.
Kristen: Hi! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Yeah, Im doing okay. Im um lets talk.
Tag: How are you doing? Are you feeling any better?