words in movies
Monica: Phoebe, don't worry about it. I'm sure she wants to live with you.
Phoebe: Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. (Chandler and Monica look surprised) Kind of what probably really means. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, oh, "Your mom probably won't kill herself," yknow? I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on "Probably!" Yknow? You gotta take care of yourselves! (She starts to walk out) In this world history teaches us nothing! (Exits)
Monica: I'm sorry. But not that sorry, 'cause you don't have to live with it. Um, we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing.
Ross: Wooooooo, hehehe. Hey, ahh, you don't feel like you're gonna throw up, do ya?
Ross: Well, I do, so let's... (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?
Monica: I don't know.
Ross: Okay look, do-do, you have anything Christmassy? I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him, um, come on, I uh, you gotta have something.
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say.
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Okay?
Joey: I don't know, but I don't like what I'm hearing!
Ross: I know! (Looks at the ball in his hands.) Don't switch hands, okay?
Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
Joey: I don't know.
Joey: Oh, I don't know . Yeah, can't do it.
Phoebe: Well, if you don't... if you don't hold it in, you don't get all the nutrients.
Ross: How do you know? You don't have a watch.
Joey: Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat.
Monica: I don't want a cat!
Phoebe: I justI don't want us to jump into something we're not ready for.
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Ross: Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.
Monica: (jumping in front of him) No-no! Don't do it! Don't!
Monica: So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?
Phoebe: Okay, yeah, I'll see you later! Don't forget about the moving in!
Gary: Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
ROSS: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
Joey: I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We (Ross and him) invented this game!
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Phoebe: Look, I don't wanna talk about it. Okay?
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Ross: I don't know, umm
Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)
Rachel: Yeah, no, I don't-I don't put things in my eye.
Chandler: Look what do I do? I wanna get past this, I don't wanna be afraid of the commitment thing. I wanna go through the tunnel, to the other side!
Monica: I sure do! (She runs over to a drawer, opens it, and grabs a lollipop.) (To Rachel) And you don't get one!
Chandler: So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?
Monica: Chandler! You don't have to ask for my permission. (Quietly) You can go.
Phoebe: Well, if you don't know I can't help you.
Ross: Well, I don't know.
Phoebe: I don't know! I don't remember!
Chandler: I don't know.
Joey: I don't believe this!
Joey: You don't think this is going to be a big break for me?
Chandler: Look Joe, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high.
Chandler: Oh, you don't want me on the trip?
Chandler: All right, fine! Fine! Why don't you pull over? I'll get out right now!
Rachel: I don't know... I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.
Phoebe: I really don't want to mess up what we have. I'm justI'm worried it's gonna be a big mistake.
Monica: Okay, well, why don't we all meet upstairs in an hour?
Joey: Don't come out here!
Joey: I got that! I forgive ya! Don't come out here!
Rachel: I don't gossip!
Chandler: I don't know, I'm very tired.
Monica: Yes! All right, y'know what? Why don't we start with a practice run? Okay?
Monica: Phoebe, you don't eat animals.
Joey: Hey-hey don't look at me! I just work here! (Walks away.)
Rachel: No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.
Ross: (loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom! (Rachel sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)
Joey: Chandler! I don't need luck. I have thought this through!
Joey: No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!
Stanley: It's a money thing, we don't have any.
Ross: Look, I don't have to answer your questions! Okay? I'm a big boy, I can do whatever I want!
Chandler: No-no, that's okay, apparently there's a new policy where we don't have to share everything with everybody.
A Drunken Gambler: (To Chandler) Don't you let her go! You're a lucky guy!
Ross: You understand I don't actually like 8-year-old boys.
Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore! (Exits)
Rachel: Uh well, y'know what? I don't think if I feel comfortable stealing on my very first day
The Lurker: I don't want to see you lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair!
MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
Chandler: I don't think so.
Joey: No-no, I don't really have any money. Not yet, anyway (Shakes his hands.)
Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! Im sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!
Phoebe: No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.
Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me.
Joey: Well, I'm totally over it Chandler. Friends forever! Don't come out here!
Rachel: Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.
Monica: Ross and Rachel don't know what they're talking about. I mean its not like their so responsible. Emma is a product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Monica: Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.
ROSS: Actually it's the movie theatre that has the time schedule. So you don't miss the beginning.
Chandler: Don't ask me, I was in there canoodling you!
Phoebe: (catches it) Nah, I don't feel like playing. (She sets the ball down on the table and everyone gasps.)
Chandler: Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.
Ross: This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.
Joey: Yeah! I don't want you on the trip!
Joey: I don't know. But hey, I know we can decide. Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick. Okay?
Monica: Rachel, you can go down there, you don't have to smoke. Just say you wanna get some fresh air.
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Rachel: I don't know, I mean, this is just my initial gut feeling... but I'm thinking... oh, I'm thinking it'd be really great.
Ross: Look, no-no, hey, hey, don't worry about it! In nine years, she and I will be right there. (Goes and sits on the couch dejectedly.)
Kim: I don't know which one, but I do know I need a cigarette. So what do you say we take a break, we go outside, and we'll figure this out when we come back?
Ross: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Rachel: No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesnt mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.
Stanley: I don't know. A week? Maybe two? The money will turn up! People will always wanna invest in movies! Hey, you're not rich are ya?
Janine: (touches his waist) Why don't you try to do-
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
Rachel: Shhh...I don't know what to do, this is totally unprecedented.
Joey: Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!
Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.
Rachel: Pheebs, Monica tripped me, I don't think I can ever run again, ever!
Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.
Joey: I don't know. But I can see through your sheet. (He looks out the window.) Yeah, yeah, that's her. But y'know what? Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.
Ross: Uh, they don't like it when you correct their grammar.
Monica: Oh y'know what? If you're gonna be acting like this all night, I really, I don't even want to be around you.
Ross: They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you.
Phoebe: But people that you don't know and will never see again.