words in movies
Ross: OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?
Ross: No I'm serious. I mean she wants to date people? Fine! I don't care but...at least she could have told me. You knowI...I've been putting my life on hold and just concentrating on Emma but if she wants to go out there kissing guys shebarely knows, then so will I ! Very funny! Ross is gay! Ah! Ah!
Ross: I don't know. I mean I have plenty of opportunity. Just just now there were some women at the coffee house smiled at me.And then the other day on the subway a woman "accidentally" sat on my hand.
Chandler: Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!
Monica: Only if I don't have to get up and sing.
Phoebe: OK fine! Please come and support Mike. You don't have to sing.
Monica: So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
Ross: You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break theice with some kind of jokes so that they know you're the funny one and I swoop in with some interesting conversation, sothey'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one...
Ross: Don't you have to be at work?
Gavin: Right. Right. Ross. So what's the deal with you guys? I don't want to get in the middle of anything
Rachel: Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!
Molly: Don't panic!
Rachel: All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not inany relationship but...he is the father of my child, and you know we do live together and plus there is just so muchhistory...you know it's just...I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm just all over the place.
Gavin: Don't be. It's just bad timing.
Monica: Just a little but...it's just so scary! I don't even know what I would sing...
Chandler: I don't get it neither, I mean you're obviously desperate, you're asking women how they want to be killed
Her friend: I don't know sweetie.
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
Monica: (laughing with Ross) We don't, we don't wrestle now.
Joey: Come on look guys, don't fight.
Monica: Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.
Rachel: Well, okay, look. I don't know, listen, I don't know what's going on here but let's
Monica: Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!
Phoebe: Okay. (Joey tries to take the guitar.) Oh no-no-no, you don't touch the guitar! First you learn here, (Points to her head.) then you learn here. (Points to the guitar.)
Phoebe: Then don't touch one!!
Monica: (Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.) (Jumping up) What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why dont you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!
Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.
Joey: Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!
SCOTT: Fleischman's group. Whatever you do, don't touch his sandwiches. Ha-ha-ha...
Rachel: I don't know! He hasn't called me since that one time when we went out. I see him in the hallway, we flirt, I'm all ha-ha-ha-ha, and nothing.
Joey: You don't know!
Phoebe: Hey! It's raining. I don't want to fly in the rain. So
Joey: (thinks) I don't know.
Joey: I don't know.
Rachel: You don't know anything.
Joey: (thinks) I don't know.
Phoebe: Yeah, you don't wanna live in Westchester. That's like the worst of the Chesters.
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Phoebe: No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!
Rachel: Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!
Joey: Phoebe! Don't put ideas in his head!
Phoebe: You don't need Janice for that, you've got us. We
Ross: This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!
Monica: (interrupting) Honey, I just don't think that you understood the joke.
Monica: Y'know, I-I-I don't think that I can. So if you don't mind, maybe this will be it for me on the work things.
Rachel: Joey, if you wanna look good, why don't you just come down to the store? I'll help you out.
Rachel: Hey, don't listen to them. I think it's sexy.
MONICA: No. You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things.
Chandler: (falling into that trap) I don't like your massages.
Monica: Oh, please, stop! Look, we're supposed to be honest with each other. I-I just wish you could tell mejust say, "I don't like your massages."
Monica: Oh my God! You don't know me at all!
Monica: Well, I-Ithere was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.
Rachel: I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.
Phoebe: Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?
Rachel: You don't have any secrets!
Phoebe: No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!
Monica: I mean I-I don't I think I have enough quarters.
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
Phoebe: Yeah, why don't you just find another apartment?
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Phoebe: Oh now, don't give away the farm!
Chandler: Well, why don't we move this into the bedroom?
Janice: (starting to cry) You're a very sweet person Ross, umm, unfortunately I don't think I can take another second of you whining!!
Joey: I don't know. I mean I like her a lot, and she's really nice, but
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Ross: No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I-I mean I don't know Howard.
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Steve: Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!
Ross: You can't just call Godfather. Don't you think her brother should be Godfather?
Chandler: I don't know. But I know I'm not afraid to do this.
ROSS: Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Crankypants.
Joey: Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo ]
Phoebe: No but you shouldn't! Don't ever do that again.
Chandler: Well y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.
Rachel: Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a regatta gala.
Carol: I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier.
Guy: Don't worry about it. It's not a problem.
Cop: No, I don't know him.
Phoebe: Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance.
Rachel: Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Chandler: You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in '76. (dead silence) Amouz-bouche? (holds out tray)
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Chandler: That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't knowOh God, how could I be so stupid?!
Ross: I don't, I don't think we've meet. I-I'm Ross.
Rachel: What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?
Gary: I don't know man, we're really not supposed to do that.
Chandler: Okay, but don't you think this is a little extreme?
Joey: Oh Rachel look, don't say that, I think you just need a hug from Joey. Come on. Come on. (She hugs him and Joey looks out the window.) She's back! Hot girl's back!
Ross: No, no you don't understand the animal hospital is way across town he's choking I don't know what else to do.
Carol: Y'know, I don't really know you well enough for you to do that.
Ross: I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Frank Sr.: Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. (Gets up to leave.) But umm Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, would you give Lilly that, please? (Hands her a note.)
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
Monica: (overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!
Ross: The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!
Phoebe: Don't get me started on that.
Phoebe: Okay, well I think that they're in my purse. Why don't you go get dressed and I'll look for them.
Chandler: Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.
Rachel: (smiling) Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.
Monica: It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine.
Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)
Rachel: I don't know, I don't know.
Rachel: Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)
Monica: What?! I-I-I don't, I don't do that!
Chandler: I don't believe they're brother and sister.
Rachel: I don't think he's the one who needs help.
Monica: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. (Listens) Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. (Listens) No, he's gone. (Listens) No no, you don't have to fly back, really. (Listens) What do you mean this might be your only chance? (Listens) Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet.
Chandler: (To Monica) If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.
Joey: I can't write! Y'know I mean I-I-I'm an actor, I don't have the discipline that takes, y'know? I can't do it.
Gary: Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him.