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Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts. (No one laughs.) Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
Ross: (To Rachel) Yeah, I still don't know. (To the salesman who is hovering nearby) I'm sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, "Kids welcome here." But that also says, (In a sexy voice) "Come here to me!"
Rachel: Come on, I don't really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch.
Phoebe: No but you shouldn't! Don't ever do that again.
(She don't got it as the couch slips out of their grips and falls over the bottom railing.)
Joey: All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it. (Starts for his room.)
Joey: Don't worry, there wasn't any sex in it or anything. I haven't dreamt about her like that since I found out about you two--ish.
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?
Phoebe: Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance.
Guy: Don't worry about it. It's not a problem.
Cop: Sipowicz? No, I don't think so.
Cop: No, I don't know him.
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Chandler: Okay, I don't think we can turn anymore!
Rachel: Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Ross: Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Cop: I don't like looking foolish. Y'know what? Maybe uh, I don't arrest you today. Maybe I came by and you weren't here.
Gary: Okay. And don't worry, I'm not just gonna take you out for donuts.
Phoebe: Oh, but, could we not go together? I,I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss.
MONICA: Ok. [Richard walks in] Hey, why don't you ask Richard?
Ross: I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?
Monica: Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.
Roger: I mean hey! I just met you, I don't know you from Adam. ...Only child, right? Parents divorced before you hit puberty.
Phoebe: 'Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice.
Phoebe: No, no actually, he's smiling.. and... Oh my God, don't do that!!
Young Ethan: No, don't say it. (closes Monica's mouth with his hand)
Rachel: I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last night.
Phoebe: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.
Rachel: I don't know, I don't know.
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
JOEY: I don't know.
Phoebe: Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.
Monica: I don't know what else to say.
Monica: Oh my God. (Grabs Phoebe and turns her away) Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.
RACHEL: You don't have birds.
PHOEBE: Ok, don't get me started on gravity.
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Yeah, I just don't buy it.
PHOEBE: I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a, it's a nice story, I just think it's a little too easy.
ROSS: You don't believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Just don't. Look at this funky shirt!
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
MONICA: You don't have any stuff.
RACHEL: You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? It's really pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds.
(At this point, Chandler walks into the living room from his bedroom. Ross and Joey both have their backs to him, so they don't notice. Chandler sees the situation and remains quiet, watching.)
JOEY: I don't know, I'm just tryin' to help you out.
JOEY: Well, I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna be doin'. I mean, what if we're at her folks' place?
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
CHANDLER: Whoa! Don't know about that.
Susan: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. (Ross looks at her.) Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
RACHEL: No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact, in fact you know what I think?
[Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.]
Monica: Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.
DUNCAN: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight.
RACHEL: No, no no no, don't need to know the details.
ROSS: I uh, I don't know, I guess I'm just gonna see, see what happens.
ROSS: Look, do you love her? And you don't have to be too emphatic about this.
Rachel: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. (Paulo goes into his room.)
Phoebe: Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.
JOEY: I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
Chandler: Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised.
CHANDLER: We don't know Bob, ok? We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy.
CHANDLER: I don't know. I just had this weird sense. You know, but that's me. I'm weird and sensitive. Tissue?
RACHEL: Uh, I don't know. Why don't you put it right here next to my water?
MONICA: Uh, I don't know, butter, eggs, flour, lime, kiwi--
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
JOEY: Ok, um, uh, we three feel like, that uh, sometimes you guys don't get that uh, we don't have as much money as you.
MONICA: I don't know, Chandler. Let's take a look.
MONICA: It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
ROSS: I don't, I don't understand. I mean, you, it's like we can't win with you guys.
Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point!
JOEY: And we don't work hard?
ROSS: Come on, don't do this.
ROSS: I don't know. What's in this pie?
TERRY: I, I don't know.
ROSS: No, no, I don't wanna put it off, I just, God I just, I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable, ya know, and now, now I'm actually happy. You know, I mean, really happy. I just, I just don't wanna, I don't wanna mess it up, ya know.
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
PHOEBE: Yeah, much better. And you know what, don't feel bad, because it's a hard song.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
Joey: I don't know, I just always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart blond guys, name like.... Hoyt.
Joey: Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie. Just so long as there's a little nudity.
RACH: 'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
ROSS: I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
ROSS: I don't know.
ROSS: I don't know. I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes.
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
JOEY: Hey, uh, why don't you read it to her?
Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.
PHOEBE: [handing him the papers] Here you go. You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't th ink either answer would make me feel better.
ROSS: No, you don't.
RACH: No, you guys, you really don't have to go, we're done talking.
Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me!
TERRY: You don't clean the cappuccino machine?
RACH: Oh, well, that's, that's mighty big of you, Ross. [to the others] I said don't go!
MNCA: [to Ross] Listen, I... I don't think this is the best time.
JOEY: Uhhh, I don't think you're gonna like this.
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
MONICA: Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand? All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard! Oh, Ross! Let go of my hand!
Erica: I don't want to look at your file! This is over.
RACH: Joey, honey, they don't know what they're talking about.
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
ROSS: I don't want to.
PHOE: Alright, don't say that. He's probably always been dull. You just, you know, set it free.
PHOE: You don't see it? You actually don't see it?
ROSS: Don't toy with me.
ROSS: Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a... a drink in his hand.
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
RACH: I don't know. Whatever I was feeling, I'm... not.
MNCA: Ahhh, hey honey? Don't you have to be at your interview now?
RACHEL: Well, you know, honey, I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat. You know, I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then, whoosh!
RACH: I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
Mike: I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.
PHOEBE: I don't know. Who's Soupy Sales?