words in movies
CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.
PHOEBE: Why don't you play with your roommate?
CHANDLER: We don't need to remedy that.
EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. [finishes laughing] That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?
RICHARD: I don't know, I don't have my jammies.
MONICA: Well, maybe you don't need them.
JOEY: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
DELIVERY GUY: I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show.
MONICA: Alright, before I tell you, uh, why don't you tell me how many women you've been with.
RICHARD: Woah, woah, no wait a minute now. C'mon it's your turn. Oh c'mon. Ya know, I don't need the actual number, just a ballpark.
MONICA: And, well, don't you have a lot of wild oats to sew? Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh my God, am I an oat?
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
ROSS: Oh, hey, if I make you laugh, here's an idea, why don't you invite Paulo over and have a little romp in the sack and I'll just stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes.
JOEY: I don't feel like talkin.
JOEY: I don't know, I was kinda hopin' no one would ever find out.
PHOEBE: But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show, it was just a dumb soap opera.
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
RACHEL: Yeah, Joey honey, I don't know if this'll mean anything to you but you'll always be pre-approved with us.
Monica: Oh, it was awful. (To Chandler) I guess some people just don't appreciate really good food.
Ross: You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Rachel to hate me! I don't know what to do.
Joey: I-I-I don't know if this falls under this category, but uh, Ross is right back there. (Points over his shoulder.)
Joey: Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!
Rachel: No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you.
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
Phoebe: Oh! I'm sorry Rachel, I don't have time for your childish games, ok? I still have to go find something incredible to wear so I can beat Mike at "who's more over who"! (at which she walks away)
Joey: Aww, I don't want to see that!
Monica: Don't get too attached, she's having it cremated.
Rachel: What? Hey! No-no-no! This not cool! You don't even know me!
Joey: Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!
Ross: Well, you can't know where I am all the time. Look, this marriage is never gonna work if you don't trust me.
Phoebe: Okay, don't worry, I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm...huh.
Larry: Oh, I don't know about that.
Monica: I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam. (sees Joey trying some jam from the pot) Oh Joey don't! It's way to hot. (Joey realizes this and spits what he had in his mouth back into the pot.)
Joey: Not a problem. And listen, hey! Since you're gonna be here for a while, why don'tI was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine.
Joey: Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!
Monica: Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen.
Monica: Why don't you come over tonight? And I'll make you favorite dinner.
Monica: I don't know, clean places?
Ross: I think this is it. I don't know, maybe we should keep looking.
JOEY: Seriously, you like it? This guy was sellin' them on 8th avenue and I looked at 'em and I though, you know what I don't have?
Mike: Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (to Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
(They don't move, just look all around them.)
Chandler: Yeah, you don't want to be stuck with us for the next five weeks.
Joey: I don't know. Maybe pizza?
Danny: Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back. (He heads off.)
Chandler: No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Phoebe: It's very weird! I don't want some guy down there telling me, I'm y'know, dilatedamundo!
ROSS: Yeah, that way I figure, ya know, we'll be far enough away from our parents that we don't have to see them all the time but close enough that they can come over and babysit whenever we want. And yes, I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let's say, Nassau county but the school system's supposedly great.
Chandler: OhI don't know.
Cheryl: Okay, um, don't take this the wrong way, but your place kinda has a weird smell.
Ross: Uhm no! Think less of you! No, I don't think less of you. I mean, you saw someone you liked and you kissed them. I mean, those people who like someone and don't kiss them... those-those people are stupid, I hate those people.
Phoebe: I don't know! I didn't come with her!
Monica: (laughing with Ross) We don't, we don't wrestle now.
Joey: Come on look guys, don't fight.
Monica: Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.
Rachel: Well, okay, look. I don't know, listen, I don't know what's going on here but let's
Monica: Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!
Phoebe: Okay. (Joey tries to take the guitar.) Oh no-no-no, you don't touch the guitar! First you learn here, (Points to her head.) then you learn here. (Points to the guitar.)
Phoebe: Then don't touch one!!
Monica: (Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.) (Jumping up) What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why dont you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!
Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.
Joey: Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!
SCOTT: Fleischman's group. Whatever you do, don't touch his sandwiches. Ha-ha-ha...
Rachel: I don't know! He hasn't called me since that one time when we went out. I see him in the hallway, we flirt, I'm all ha-ha-ha-ha, and nothing.
Joey: You don't know!
Phoebe: Hey! It's raining. I don't want to fly in the rain. So
Joey: (thinks) I don't know.
Joey: I don't know.
Rachel: You don't know anything.
Joey: (thinks) I don't know.
Phoebe: Yeah, you don't wanna live in Westchester. That's like the worst of the Chesters.
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Phoebe: No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!
Rachel: Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!
Joey: Phoebe! Don't put ideas in his head!
Phoebe: You don't need Janice for that, you've got us. We
Ross: This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!
Monica: (interrupting) Honey, I just don't think that you understood the joke.
Monica: Y'know, I-I-I don't think that I can. So if you don't mind, maybe this will be it for me on the work things.
Rachel: Joey, if you wanna look good, why don't you just come down to the store? I'll help you out.
Rachel: Hey, don't listen to them. I think it's sexy.
Chandler: (falling into that trap) I don't like your massages.
Monica: Oh, please, stop! Look, we're supposed to be honest with each other. I-I just wish you could tell mejust say, "I don't like your massages."
Monica: Oh my God! You don't know me at all!
MONICA: No. You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things.
Rachel: I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.
Monica: Well, I-Ithere was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore.
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
Phoebe: Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?
Rachel: You don't have any secrets!
Phoebe: No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!
Monica: I mean I-I don't I think I have enough quarters.
Phoebe: Yeah, why don't you just find another apartment?
Ross: No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I-I mean I don't know Howard.
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Phoebe: Oh now, don't give away the farm!
Janice: (starting to cry) You're a very sweet person Ross, umm, unfortunately I don't think I can take another second of you whining!!
Phoebe: (Mike now enters and stands behind Phoebe) Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave...
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
Chandler: Well, why don't we move this into the bedroom?
Joey: I don't know. I mean I like her a lot, and she's really nice, but
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Phoebe: No but you shouldn't! Don't ever do that again.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there.
Steve: Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!
Ross: You can't just call Godfather. Don't you think her brother should be Godfather?
Chandler: I don't know. But I know I'm not afraid to do this.
ROSS: Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Crankypants.
Joey: Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's hotel room, Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company. Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come. Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page. Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain. Anyhoo ]
Phoebe: Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance.
Cop: No, I don't know him.
Chandler: Well y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.
Rachel: Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a regatta gala.
Carol: I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier.
Guy: Don't worry about it. It's not a problem.
Rachel: What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?